Here’s French model and reality star Nabilla Benattia out at the beach looking like either a classy stripper, or a high-priced escort. And these totally not-prearranged “candid” pictures have got me double-checking my life savings to see if I’ve got a shot at my own beach date. See, one of these pictures really inspired me to take a chance and go for it. This one , to be exact. If you look closely, Nabilla’s tattoo says, “Everybody dies but not everybody lives.” Which is great and all, but to be honest, I’m more inspired by the rest of the view. Wow. You can’t put a price on that. » view all 20 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s French model and reality star Nabilla Benattia out at the beach looking like either a classy stripper, or a high-priced escort. And these totally not-prearranged “candid” pictures have got me double-checking my life savings to see if I’ve got a shot at my own beach date. See, one of these pictures really inspired me to take a chance and go for it. This one , to be exact. If you look closely, Nabilla’s tattoo says, “Everybody dies but not everybody lives.” Which is great and all, but to be honest, I’m more inspired by the rest of the view. Wow. You can’t put a price on that. » view all 20 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Well earned, Octomom. Well. Earned. Recognized for her auspicious adult film debut last year, Nadya Suleman was crowned the winner of Best Celebrity Sex Tape at the AVN Awards this weekend. Three cheers for Octomom porn ! A porn Oscars of sorts, the AVNs are the official adult entertainment industry awards, in which stars are nominated for Best Actress, Best Actor and so forth. So what was Octo’s reaction to this prestigious award ? “Seriously it has not sunk in yet,” Nadya Suleman said. “This is fantastic, what an honor. Hopefully this will open the doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie, it helped me grow into a woman.” ” Octomom: Home Alone is a true reflection of my intimate side,” she adds. “I am excited to have the award, I am trying to figure out where I will put it.” Well, if there’s one thing the Octomom porn has taught us, it’s that the mother of 14 definitely knows how to find the right spot … yeah, we went there. It’s been a banner week for Nads, who also announced her return to stripping, booking a topless gig at T’s in West Palm Beach February 14-16. Book those Expedia web fares before it’s too late!
What the hell?? Thousands Of Dead Fish Wash Ashore On South Carolina Beach South Carolina residents might be steering clear of one local beach in particular for a while. Roughly 40,000 chubby lumpkins sea critters washed ashore on Pawley’s Island beach in a Georgetown County, S.C. town earlier this week. via Huffington Post Tens of thousands of dead fish washed ashore on a South Carolina beach on Tuesday, for at least the second time in a week. Approximately 30,000 to 40,000 menhaden fish washed ashore along a mile-and-a-half-long stretch of beach from Georgetown County, S.C., to Pawleys Island, said Pawleys Island Police Chief Michael Fanning, according to NBC News. It seemed likely that thousands more of the 6-to 8-inch-long fish would wash ashore later. This is the second time in one week such an incident has occurred in the area, notes NBC News. Late last week, hundreds of thousands of the small, oily fish washed up near Masonboro Island, N.C. A local sergent offered this explanation for the bizzare beach full of fish: “It’s an occurrence called hypoxia,” Sergeant Steve Pop told WMBF. That is dissolved oxygen levels in the water that drop to a level that is not sustainable for the fish… We’ve got some deep holes off of north inlet that holds these fish. This time of year the fish congregate in these holes which is depleting the oxygen source.” Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Photo Credit: CBS News
If you had the chance right now we are sure you would love to be between these girls too and here they are showing off their tits and ass on the beach in these photo shoot pictures Continue reading →
I give Jennifer Lawrence a lot of hate….I talk about how she’s signed up to some franchise like a sell out and now everyone loves her….she has mass appeal and big tits and it’s a fucking package deal…but I guess I didn’t give her credit or look into her career…for all I saw was Hunger Games garbage….but turns out she did a legit gig…and is nominated for an Oscar…and despite Oscar being a pile of lies from an phony industry…celebrating the phony people in it…all to make money while idiot fans / the general public watch like it’s a VIP event they can’t get into….it’s still counts for something beyond the Hunger Games hustle…so now I can kick back, push the hate aside, and stare at her tits like a normal fucking person…..because I’m not as angry at her…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
It is hard not to fall in love with Candice Swanepoel….I saw this picture yesterday when she posted them….and it took me 24 fucking hours to get them on the site because I was too busy staring at the amazing ass that is Candice Swanepoel in her bikini for Social Media…but not just any bikini…one that is low cut, or high cut, or whatever the fuck this borderline thong shit is…that so many girls are wearing on the beach these days…making the world a brighter, shinier, more amazing place to live… I love Candice Swanepoel, and I’ve never met her, but I know that if there is one thing out there I need to consider myself a success..it is to hold her hand….even just for a second…and I never get this way over anything…except maybe pugs…but shit people…do you see this ass…it’s so friendly and inviting, like an old comfy sweater, the hot fit ass version…that I want to slip inside and die…after singing it love poetry I wrote it….starving to death cuz it is all I’ll eat.. Next level performance on her part…it speaks to me at my soul….
I can’t remember the last time I had Rosario Dawson on the site, I’ve never been her biggest fan, and it’s been a while since she’s been in anything. But it looks like Rosario’s landed one of my favorite roles: girl in a bikini at the beach. I just hope there’s a sequel. Maybe with a little more action, and a friend for her to play with. I’ll even write the script. We might need to recast Rosario’s role though. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Cindy Crawford did a shoot with Terry Richardson…that went a little something like this….ejaculating champagne bottles being all suggestive like a porn..like she wasn’t 50….and shit makes me want to do the same fucking thing to her….if only I had a penis that still worked…seriously…this is amazing…I have never wanted to be such an elegant beverage for classy people so bad… If you’re interested….. Here she is on the beach… The other day….
I’ve done a couple posts by now on the girls from The Only Way is Essex , so I feel like I know the British reality show pretty well. I mean, I’ve still never seen a single episode, but I do know it’s the one with all the hot British nobodies on it, so it’s pretty much my favorite thing on TV. Anyway, here’s the show’s “star” Frankie Essex out doing some staged bikini “candids” on the beach somewhere. Since it’s the first time I’ve seen her, Frankie’s so-so-looking, but not really what I was expecting from a reality show star. If you ask me, they should rename it The Only Way is Maria Fowler , or Jessica Wright , or Chloe Sims … I’m no TV executive, but trust me, it’ll be a ratings goldmine. Hell, I might even watch it. » view all 11 photos Photos: FameFlynet
