Hilary Duff is fucking hot when pregnant…I have no idea what’s going to happen when the first child rips her fucking insides out, leaving her with a prolapsed anus, 50 pounds of excess baby weird, a stretched apart stomach…but I do know she’ll be good for fisting. Anyway, take all this Hilary Duff in, cuz based on the size of her she may have the new year’s baby…..a job I always wish I had…but never did cuz my whore mother got knocked up 4 months too late…. 2012 is both the end of the world and the end of Hilary Duff’s vagina….
Rihanna is in Barbados, frolicking around in a bikini, pissing off the locals because she’s done nothing for the island except leave shitty tips when the people she went to school with serve her cocktails on the beach, or pick up her used maxi-pads off the floor of her white person hotel room……. I know people from Barbados….they all hate the bitch…and it probably isn’t because of the way she looks in a bikini, or the way she molests her little brother, or the way she got famous through being a hooker…but it very well could be…
I don’t know how old Elle Macpherson is now, way past the supermodel expiry date, but she still looks absolutely amazing. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight older bird body while enjoying a little time at the beach in her silly cowgirl hat, surfing, sunning herself and I’m sure giving more than a few gentlemen some awkward bathing suit erections.
Michael Lohan is battling health problems as well as legal ones. The father of Lindsay and Ali Lohan collapsed during an Alcoholic’s Anonymous meeting on Tuesday and was taken to the hospital, according to reports. “Michael started to feel light headed during his meeting so he walked outside, and that’s when he collapsed,” a source close to MiLo told Radar Online . The diagnosis came soon after: “He was taken in an ambulance to Palm Beach Gardens Hospital where doctors found another blood clot in his lung.” Michael was given medication to break down the clot and the 51-year-old was given CAT scans and an MRI to make sure the clot hadn’t spread to his brain. Since Michael’s hilarious arrest when he violated a restraining order and tried to flee police out of a window, he’s split time between rehab and the hospital. The ex-boyfriend of Kate Major had surgery to unclog his artery and repair blockage in his heart in early December, only to suffer from a staph infection. He remains in the hospital now awaiting the results of a round of tests. Whenever he’s released, MiLo will be sent back to rehab, again.
I didn’t think I’d be posting pictures of a former tennis pro’s wife this morning, but there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot going on out there so this is happening. Here’s Boris Becker’s wife, Sharlely Kerssenberg spending Christmas on the beach in her sexy little mom swimsuit. I don’t know how old she is, I don’t really care, but she seems to be holding up pretty nicely. I need to work on my tennis game.
Sadly, this doesn’t measure up to last season’s hilarious “Fan Up!” fiasco , but it does have its moments (see: Curry, Eddy.) (H/T: Palm Beach Post ) Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : SLAM Online Discovery Date : 27/12/2011 21:51 Number of articles : 2
Kimora Lee was spotted walking the beaches of St. Barths with her honey Djimon Hounsou and their little boy Kenzo. That baby is so precious, but is that a Diet Coke he’s guzzling??? Fame Pictures
Kimora Lee was spotted walking the beaches of St. Barths with her honey Djimon Hounsou and their little boy Kenzo. That baby is so precious, but is that a Diet Coke he’s guzzling??? Fame Pictures
I hope that hot cougar Rita Rusic is mulling over my offer to become my sugar-momma, she fits the profile perfectly by possessing several qualities I look for in a woman. Cash and a nice bikini body. Here she is lounging on the beach again while the warm sun gently caresses those sweet big bikini breasts of hers. Lucky sun. I don’t know how old most of her body is, but her breasts must still be fairly young. I like it.
