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Katie Price topless tits out

Katie Price AKA Jordan sunbathes on the beach topless

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that these are pictures of Marisa Miller teaching the girls on America’s Next Top Model how to pose on the beach in their bikinis. Thank you Jesus! Maybe if we’re lucky, next time she’ll teach them about French kissing and the proper way to apply baby oil to get just the right shine. This could become a fifty disk DVD box set, How To: With Marisa Miller , teaching women to do everything from slow roast a ham to waxing their lady business

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Katie Holmes has no breasts

There are pics everywhere of Suri and Katie Holmes playing on the beach

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Brody Jenner or Jesse Metcalfe: Who’d You Rather …

Young hunks Brody Jenner (of The Hills quasi-fame) and Jesse Metcalfe (of Desperate Housewives fame) hung out at the EMAs in Berlin, Germany last week. Which naturally got us thinking: Who would you rather …

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A Lauren Conrad Sighting!

You don’t see Lauren Conrad nearly as often as you used to these days, and that’s by design. After six-plus years of being filmed on Laguna Beach and The Hills , the SoCal cutie has been happy to fly under the radar a bit.

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An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County

Our beloved bottle blonds returned to us last night with skydiving, poverty, and plenty of bitch fighting.

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Mariah — Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel

Filed under: Beauty , Mariah Carey , Hot Bodies Wearing one of Lady GaGa’s one-piece castoffs and the remains of Britney’s pre-conservatorship weave, Mariah Carey hung out on the beach in L.A.

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The Hills Recap: "I’m Done With You"

This week on The Hills , Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari continued to feud over Justin-Bobby, while Spencer threw an “adult” birthday bash for Heidi. As always, The Hollywood Gossip editors take a look back at last night’s The Hills (as we do for The City ) awarding and taking away points as we see fit … Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari walk on the beach waxing philosophical about what it would be like if they dated again.

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Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits….

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Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work. The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with.

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