There was a lot of ticking last night.
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The Hills and The City Kiss Princes to Make Frogs
It turns out that Russell Simmons is dating a model, I originally thought she was just some fit girl he was trying to seduce on the beach with his spiritual moves in efforts to not look like a socially awkward loser who relies on his extreme wealth and success to get pussy, the kind of guy who when told he looks familiar says that he gets that all the time because he looks and sounds like some kind of familiar muppet or cartoon character, but I guess that’s just my Russell Simmons fantasy and not the way it actually goes down because anyone with an adult lisp has no choice but to milk all the money he’s made by promising fresh white pussy he will make her the next supermodel because of his ties in the fashion world, and by fresh pussy, I mean as fresh as a pussy who has worked her way to Russell Simmon’s dick can possibly be, cuz you know he didn’t take her virginity, and that this is wallet fucking is a place she’s been before….just never this high profile…. Either way, here is her young body in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer
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Julie Henderson is Russell Simmons’ Young and Probably Not So Fresh Vagina of the Day
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A.J. Jewell died of head injuries following altercation outside an Atlanta strip club.
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‘Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ Star Kandi Burruss ‘Devastated’ By Fiance’s Death
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Band asks Fox News talking head to retract endorsement. By Gil Kaufman Muse’s Matt Bellamy Photo: Andy Sheppard/ Redferns British prog rockers Muse have made no secret of their desire to conquer America with their bombastic fifth album, The Resistance. From their over-the-top VMA performance to multiple magazine covers and countless interviews, the band has put the full-court press on to woo U.S.
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Muse To Conservative Talker Glenn Beck: Thanks, But No Thanks
On-air conflict just doesn’t affect Kristin the way it did on ‘Laguna Beach.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Yasmine Richard Kristin Cavallari Photo: MTV News She may be facing plenty of drama on “The Hills,” but Kristin Cavallari thinks that her second stint on reality TV has been a lot less personal than her time on “Laguna Beach.” Back then, she had no idea what having a camera follow you around would lead to. Now, she knows how to work it to her advantage, and how to make everyone squirm.
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Kristin Cavallari Has A Tougher Skin On ‘The Hills’
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Remember when Kim Kardashian’s ass was a celebrity and starred in a “black on half Armenia, full spoiled brat useless cunt” sex tape, well shit is starting to look like shit, you know after a night of drinking, when you come home and eat the only food you have in your fridge that happens to be rotting, but not all that bad considering you’re drunk, until you wake up the next day and see clumps of what may be your liver and parts of your stomach in the fuckin’ toilet, but you still wanna fuck it and I wanna piss on it, cuz I know she’s into getting peed on, and I guess there’s something hot about treating a bitch like a public toilet, especially if her pussy smells like one or is as clean as one.
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass on Letter Man of the Day
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Rihanna is ridiculous. Sure I’m not a style icon, I know nothing about fashion and I don’t really care to, but I do know how to recognize a clown, or at least someone that someone is making a practical joke on, you know telling the little girl from Barbados who grew up in a shanty with a garbage man father who was broke as fuck and forced to wear hand-me-down dresses her neighbor made out of beach towels that tourists would forget on the beach, since it was the only fabric they could afford, and here she is acting like she’s a fuckin model on the runways in Paris or some shit, when really she just looks like this dude I know who maints himself gold and pretends to be a trophy in the park, seriously, her hair is like an 80s idea of futuristic and I know it’d be fun to cum on, but let’s face it, everything is fun to cum on, especially when it gets eaten or touched unexpectedly. Pics via Bauer
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Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit of the Day
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Here’s Audrina Patridge ruining what could have been a quite nice little see through moment for the two of us. Instead she feels the need to cover her delightfully fake boobs with a bra, what a prude
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Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Moment
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For the last four years, Kristin Cavallari has been a struggling actress living in Los Angeles. Continue reading
As promised, Kristin (aka the bitch) Cavallari is back and standing true to her reputation as the man eater on The Hills season 6. Cavallari has already managed (within the first five minutes of the first episode that is…) to spark hatred and jealousy amongst the other girls in a similar manner that LC was all too familiar with. You remember Laguna Beach, well it’s kind of like that but Justin Bobby (or Brody? Continue reading
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