Brooke Burke has some fucking weird fans. Years ago someone hacked the site because I called her a whore, because she was a host of a show called Wild On, which was basically a party in a bikini around the world for perverts show, that aired late at night and that made her famous in an era of bolt on tit, fit body on TV key to success… She’s recently divorced, so on the prowl, like some kind of sex worker, who is probably a sex worker, but disguises her sex work as being a mom of 5. There’s a reason she got a TV show where she partied in a bikini with her bolt on tits, and I call that reason…good at impressing producers… She’s managed to leverage that sex work to be a legit fitness idol to old women who don’t look this good everywhere, but the core of people into her – are the weirdo fans that have been there since the beginning – who she doesn’t actually care about because it reminds her that she’s built a career off being jerk off fodder and that’s all she really has going for her….
Callie Cattaneo seems pretty legitimate…in terms of her modeling…and getting naked on the internet… I tried to find her on social media – but her account seemed private, which I guess is tactics to be mysterious, compelling and get a follow, but I “X” that nonsense and move on with my life…because if you’re getting naked in shoots – post them up on your iG…it’s the way the system works… I did find that she was a Maxim Hometown Hottie challenger, you know submitted her pics to get noticed in a world where MAXIM doesn’t matter – it’s not the late 90s.. Her bio read – “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach” She clearly put massive amounts of effort into writing that one…she didn’t even capitalize her i…..that’s how you know she’s real.. Not that I fixate on grammar, as I don’t proof read anything I ejaculate on my keyboard here, and often times I accidentally see what I’ve previously written and think “what the fuck does any of this mean”…letters misplaced…words misplaced…and going after someone for grammar and not substance of their messaging is just a cop out… But when your bio is “Hey Im Callie! Born and raised in Missoula Montana. Im a leo and im 23 years old. I played college soccer and i love the beach!”… There’s not much substance to her messaging…everyone loves the fucking beach, get a fucking job. Thanks for the tits.
You knew this day would come, Jelena fans. Sure, you may have been cautiously optimistic when you learned that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had gotten back together for the 47 bajillionth time, but on some level you suspected that eventually, the Biebs would get busted engaging in some hardcore canoodling with someone who is very much not Selena. If you go way back through Justin’s relationship Rolodex (that’s a thing your great-grandparents used to store their contacts in), you’ll find the name Hailey Baldwin. Justin and Hailey dated back in 2016. It’s really not all that long ago, but Justin has had sex with approximately all the women in the two years since they split. In recent months, of course, Justin briefly reconciled with Selena, while Hailey (allegedly) dated Shawn Mendes . Now that those relationships have gone bust, it seems Justin and Hailey are once again hooking up. (Justin and Selena may have split because Bieber was hooking up with Hailey, but more on that later.) According to Us Weekly the Biebs and Baldwin enjoyed a weekend in Miami that began with a “rare, low-key night” at the W club in South Beach. Witnesses say the probable couple was spotted “being very flirty and dancing on each other” while “holding hands.” “Justin [put] his arm around Hailey throughout the night,” says one onlooker . “[They] didn’t shy away from the crowd or onlookers.” The next morning, Justin and Hailey were spotted enjoyed poolside, during which she was seen toweling him off. That night, they enjoyed a romantic dinner at Casa Tua before going clubbing again, this time at exclusive hotspot LIV. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Justin is rumored to have reached out to Hailey several months ago … while he was still dating Selena. Naturally, a rep for Justin has been quick to claim that he got in touch with his ex solely “as a friend.” “Justin reached out to Hailey. They didn’t talk on the phone and it wasn’t in person, just an exchange of texts,” the source exclusively tells Us . “There is nothing going on between her and Justin. She’s not interested in Justin in the slightest and he’s not interested in her.” Based on the sound of that denial, we’re about three days away from an official relationship announcement. Guard your feelings, Hailey. If history has taught us anything, it’s that Justin will break your heart and kick you to the curb with a text that includes the word “gurl.” View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin: A History of Intimate Photos
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for…. I just find it unfortunate that even in her LOHAN beach clubs and night clubs in Europe, licensing her name like she was Playboy, she manages to look so fucking beat up and wrecked, while Britney who is older than her and still being exploited by her parents is fucking bangin’ It’s just unfortunate to see something so magical…fade away and expire…but I’d still connect her freckles with my semen if the stars aligned when she officially hits rock bottom…but the crazy thing in all this is that this is actually her “comeback” tour…and she’s loving life…despite no longer being the massive star she once was….
Before Instagram, Paris Hilton was teaching hot chicks how to work hard at doing absolutely nothing and now millions of InstaModels have her to thank. It’s not easy spending all day at the beach, not working, drinking fruity smoothies and traveling 365 days a year. It’s a hard job and finding the right guy to fund it, is time consuming. Anyway, here’s Paris showing you how it’s done. » view all 14 photos
Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”…. So she went and got pregnant a decade ago and seems to be always fucking pregnant…like the neighbor on Family guy…bitch won’t just fucking eject the damn baby, but she will get half naked with it disgustingly inside her and it’s pretty damn gross to people like me who don’t like breeding, but hot to ready to drop porn fetishists and Candice Swanepoel fans I doubt exist…because who fucking cares… TO See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Source: NurPhoto / Getty Arrested Development has been a cult-classic TV show since it first aired on Fox back in 2003, but it’s only picked up more steam since it’s premature Fox cancellation and Netflix revival 10 years later. Now, season 5 has arrived to the streaming service 5 years following its initial resuscitation, and there is a lot at stake. Fans were obviously excited at the chance to hang out with the dysfunctional Bluth family once more, even though reviews for season 4 back in 2013 were almost completely negative. That excitement was stifled once a New York Times interview showed tension and a lack of passion between the cast, namely Jeffrey Tambor and his male cast mates against a crying Jessica Walter . This encounter turned off many from the show, but of course, die-hard fans are still going to watch regardless. Season 5 premiered on Netflix on Tuesday, and it’s already garnering mixed reviews. Check out what the people of Twitter had to say about the series upon feasting their eyes on some new episodes. I can't binge watch Arrested Development Season 5 – I've missed the Bluths too much to watch it in one day. It's like seeing a best friends I haven't seen for five years, i need time to get to know them again #AD5 #ArrestedDevelopment — Shireen (@Shireen_Mc) May 29, 2018 I was really upset by that #ArrestedDevelopment interview. I have seen many people saying they will no longer watch the show. This morning I decided I would watch the show so that I could watch #JessicaWalter be as amazing as always. — Karen Kelley (@Karen_version_3) May 29, 2018 New season of Arrested Development? What? Why is that thing still twitching, wasn't season 4 bad enough? — Ari, u r OTL (@Ariurotl) May 29, 2018
Source: Tim Mosenfelder / Getty Just in case you’re overwhelmed by hard news today, watching Snoop Dogg mix an iconic drink should bring you a little joy. The Long Beach rapper made what’s considered to be the world’s largest glass of gin and juice this past weekend at the BottleRock Napa Valley festival. According to Mercury News , the drink was 5 feet tall and 3 feet wide, and was made up of 550 liters of juice donated by Whole Foods, as well as 180 bottles of Hendricks gin. Warren G and Top Chef winner Michael Voltaggio helped Snoop with the elixir, which was an homage to his 1994 hit “Gin and Juice.” Once the drank was done, Guinness even gifted Snoop with a certificate for his record-breaking achievement. Peep the potion brewing below! World record for LARGEST Gin + Juice aka The Paradise cocktail by @SnoopDogg @MVoltaggio @regulator . #WSCULINARYSTAGE #BottleRock pic.twitter.com/ubo26uVHRm — Williams Sonoma (@WilliamsSonoma) May 27, 2018 Anyone wanna drown in that liquor for the work week?
According to Blac Chyna, the Kardashian family really had it out for her last year. To the extemt that they were willing to shoot themselves in the foot just to make sure she was decapated completely. Allow us to explain… As detailed back in October, Chyna is suing the world’s most famous reality show family, alleging that Kris Jenner and company conspired in the past to ruin her career. (Go ahead and take a few moments to laugh out loud over the concept of Chyna having a “career.” We’ll wait…) In legal documents filed by Blac’s lawyer, the mother of two says that Kris and her daughters used their “power and influence over the E! network to kill the second season” of Rob & Chyna. It is true, of course, that there was no second season of Rob & Chyna. But it’s also true that the series garnered VERY low ratings, and that was before Chyna and her baby daddy had one explosive argument after another prior to breaking up over a year ago. So… did the Kardashian really plot to destroy Chyna’s reputation and make it hard for her to earn money, as she claims? Or did a cable network abide by the demands of its biggest stars and shut down Rob & Chyna because it feared repercussions from Kris if it failed to do so? The latter, Chyna and her legal team claim. In new court papers, Chyna actually says that Kim Kardashian and her loved ones issued the ultimate threat to E! executives: Cancel Rob & Chyna… or we’ll stop filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians! TMZ has all the details. This celebrity gossip website writes that scenes for Season 2 of Rob & Chyna had already been filmed when E! pulled the plug. And why did this happen? Chyna claims the axe fell in January of 2017 after a “key meeting” took place between E! higher-ups and the Kardashian clan. During this meeting, Kim, Kris and everyone said they would yank the network’s highest-rated program off the air if E! didn’t say goodbye to Chyna. Blac goes on to allege a significant factor for her show’s cancelation was because the Kardashians “falsely claimed” she was being physically abusive toward Rob. Rob and Chyna are on decent terms these days actually. They co-parent daughter Dream and they haven’thad a public blow-up in months, which is remarkable for these two stars. Did the Kardashians truly blackmail E! to guarantee the end of Chyna’s reality show career on that network? We really don’t know. We mostly doubt it. But Chyna may have more pressing concerns to worry about these days anyway. Such as the entire Internet thinking she sucks at oral sex… View Slideshow: Blac Chyna: Awful at Oral Sex According to Leaked Video, Twitter Reactions
