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Ashley Madekwe Booty Shake of the Day

Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh…. Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating. I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.

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Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is a very fucking masculine looking woman…with a hard face, hard body, who was in some stripper act that went viral, paving the way for her to be a solo act, who pushes her sex appeal, that I am not quite sure is actually there, but that she tries to trick us into thinking is there, thanks to tucking… I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be any vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because rich people can manipulate everything…. She’s in a bikini, and I guess we’ll just buy into her story, like everyone else does…because the lazy way is the easy way and the easy way may get you fucking trannies but that doesn’t make you a homo…everything else about you makes you that homo… In a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are.

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Skin Links 5.8.18

Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Lily Moriah Mills Areola Peek at the Beach Hayley Fanshaw Swimsuit Nip Slip! Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day A Tour of Anais Zanotti’s Hottest Fitness Pics for Her Egotastic Instagram Takeover (header image) Paris Hilton’s Best Friend Chrissie Wunna Slips a Nip During Bikini Photo Shoot Jade Nile is a Topless Fire Spinner! Farrah Abraham’s Ass Is Falling Off Beach Pics   Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Skirt of the Day … read more

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Alexis Ren Red Lace Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it. There was a time a few years ago, where her and her boyfriend were getting big brand deals to produce content featuring them doing “epic” things in “epic” places, that weren’t really epic, but that weren’t really being done at the time. They got featured in the media, they were really all over the place, they went viral. Stories like “the power couple”…or “the dream couple”….where this girl and her great body was really just a prop….but more importantly a prop that wasn’t “Too Hot” for people, it was accessible and it worked…and girls, being the self involved narcissists they are, thought they were as hot and started producing similar bikini life, beach life, photos and now there are 1000 bikini lines, 1000,000,000 bikini models all within the Instagram ecosystem….while this one just puts out whorish contnet…with her bolt on tits…that aren’t as inspiring as they were…but that still exist because people still use instagram and don’t unfollow people…

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Hailee Steinfeld See Through of the Day

Even when Hailee Steinfeld is acting all slutty…I don’t find her hot… I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick, her costar in the Pitch Perfect movies…because Anna Kendrick is legitimately not hot… You see Hailee Steinfeld is at the level of “Ok, I get it, she’s totally worth staring at like the pervert that we all are”….and for some of you she may be “Ohhh I remember her in True Grit and it reminds me of when I grew up in the backwoods and Grandpappy used to make me watch him teach cousin how to ride….”….you know real full hick shit…but to me..she’s just better looking than she was when she was fat…thanks to finally listening to her personal trainer dad and not trying to rebel against him… See through outfits, panties jacked up inside her cooter, eating cereal in full spanx while wet….wild times for Hailee Steinfeld.. Here is her cameltoe in white panties..

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Farrah Abraham’s Fake Tits and Ass of the Day

Farrah Abraham is my favorite… Not because I think she’s hot, or because I like her Teen Mom bolt on tits, or because I like all the pastic surgery she’s done to herself…like this bolt on ass…. She’s not even my favorite because she got knocked up for being the sexual dysfunctional and hormonal young girl in high school, who didn’t learn to take it up the ass until her porn career …but she did learn to leverage the fuck out of getting knocked up – creating a celebrity for herself she would otherwise never have – being on MTV and known…despite being hated for people for being a terrible and disgusting sex working mom….when really all she was ever destined to do was porn…. She’s my favorite because she launched her porn career the right way, she got famous on MTV, then did porn, even though she was always destined to do porn. Attention seekers with a high sex drive who were likely sexually assaulted always end up in porn… But the way she did it, built hype, and value, and perceived value and for whatever reason, a reason I call having the exclusive SQUIRT clip thank to the people at VIVID …that GAWKER pre Hulk Hogan shutting them down linked and thanks to their gang of perverts – I made a shit ton of money off this angel… More money than I’ve ever made on this site before or after this angel…which I guess makes her my business partner…who will never perform for me like she did that one day many years ago…but who I should support in all her whoring because I am loyal to those who make me money from their taking porn dick in their ass and squirting. TO SEE MORE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bigger Man: J. Cole Asks Fans At His JMBLYA Set To Stop Chanting “F**k Lil Pump”

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Source: Larry Marano / Getty Since J. Cole released his most recent project, KOD , fans were paying extra special attention to a track called “1985.” The song seemed to take aim at Lil Pump –and possibly just the newer generation of rappers as a whole–and since then, the two fan bases for Pump and Cole have been at odds. Jermaine headlined JMBLYA fest over the weekend, and performed tracks from his most recent project. During his performance of the controversial “1985,” the rapper stopped in the middle of performing the track to speak to the crowd. During the break in music, Cole’s fans began to chant “f**k Lil Pump.” After a few seconds of the foolishness, the headliner raised his hand to the group of kids and urged them to cut it out.  “Don’t do that,” he spoke to the crowd.  The same people in the audience then tried to start a “f**k 6ix9ine” chant, which the rapper quickly shut down as well. He then continued on into an a cappella version of “1985.” Just last month, following the controversial track’s release, Smokepurpp fans chanted “f**k J. Cole” during his show in Atlanta. Peep the video of J. Cole putting an end to fans’ anti-Pump chant via a fan below. THIS is why @JColeNC will always have my R E S P E C T pic.twitter.com/S7juW0BPzx — M A U R E E N R E N E E (@maureenreneee) May 6, 2018

Bigger Man: J. Cole Asks Fans At His JMBLYA Set To Stop Chanting “F**k Lil Pump”

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

Ireland Baldwin…everyone’s favorite big girl rich kid…except maybe her father’s favorite…he’s got a bunch of other kids who he probably likes better than her and that he doesn’t call out for being little pigs when they are 8 years old like he did to this one…who had to go through life with that being in the back of her mind…and really the only thing you find when you google her….before she had her teen angst meltdowns that led her to rehab, had her a lesbian for a minute, before somehow realizing that nude slutty beach shoots is what she wants to do…cuz you can fake that model life til you make it if you’re willing to put your tits out there…and she’s willing to put her tits out there…. She’s like the bottom feeding Baldwin, that I prefer to her Christian Cousin Hailey the mooch…. There’s a little more soul, more edginess, more mental health issues…and I’m drawn to it…. Keep up the good work mental case.

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Julia Yaroshenko Nude of the Day

Julia Yaroshenko is an instagram titty model who gets away with posting her nipples on Instagram because instagram, while stealing all your data, because you’re the product, not the consumer, you’re being sold motherfuckers, and I guess some of you like that, mainly the models who can sell campaigns of their own on the platform because at least they get paid to use it, while all you other fuckers are just making ZUCKERBERG RICH…. I like the fact that girls can be proud of their tits, show their tits, celebrate their tits and pretend it is feminism…. I like that instagram lets them do it… I don’t like that when I do it I get my account deleted multiple times because it’s hard to be the next big thing on instagram when you keep getting deleted for the tits…. So I look at this with anger in my soul, not at Julia Yaroshenko…but at the system who has it out for me….while others do the same damn thing and win… Not that I’ve ever heard of Julia Yaroshenko or that she’s won…but I am looking at her tits.

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Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

Skiing legend Lindsey Vonn, who didn’t do such a legendary performance at the Olympics this year, letting you all down, except maybe herself because she only did it to lock in 5 year sponsorship deals that will carry her another 3-4 years without having to worry about going to work at the ski hill as the Olympian skier turned coach to rich 12 year olds… She’s gone all hollywood, proven that she’s at some event in some slutty event, looking all trans….in her #timesup pin because she thinks sex assault is bad…unless it’s by a black man named Tiger Woods who I like to think she is best known for…thanks to being the one person to date him after his hooker obsession scandal…that you know got fucked like a hooker…but she can take it. I’m from ski country and these ski girls are sturdy…I think it’s got to do with strong leg muscles.. This dress is interesting – is she a Genie in a bottle, some Disney Princess or just some Miami beach trash heading out to the club….terrible.

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