Do you remember Ashanti, well apparently she’s got her hands on some plastic surgeons like a Kardashian where she’s rebuilding her face through injections, and reassigning her fat from her gut to her ass and thighs, like a Kardashian, because we live in a world where you can rebuild yourself to look like you were photoshopped for instagram, but in real life, thanks to non-invasive surgery rich people can throw money at… Because really who doesn’t want to look like a gutter porn chick covered in cum….I mean other than me….but if you leave the house it seems like everyone is onto this thickness instagrammer shit…even old timers like Ashanti.. I thought she died in a plane crash in the bahamas…or was it a car accident in Central america?… The post Ashanti Thickness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bebe Rexha is not Rexia, she’s actually pretty thick… She’s some Bootleg Rita Ora, whatever that means, since Rita Ora doesn’t even know what the fuck she is, other than just scrambling through the world trying to make it at anything she can, because maybe it will eventually make her a pop star in America that she dreams to be, rather than a Rihanna impersonator no one cares about but who is everywhere so we can’t ignore… This Bebe Rexha, despite having an annoying name, is actually a singer who does vocals on EDM songs, which I guess is the new age of music, all the kids are listening to it, and that EDM shit needs vocals..and with that she’s got famous, relevant and is touring BRAZIl with her nipples out… Here are her nipples out….or kind of out…look at it…even if she’s garbage…the kids are into it and get with the times yo. Here is her fat ass in latex pants The post Bebe Rexha Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves…. BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS Needless to say, Elle Macpherson and I spent many hours together, this was an era before porn and was a magical connection between us, she never knew I existed, but I sexualized the fuck out of her as I was instructed to do by the content she produced… So even if she was as basic as the girls doing the same thing today, it was my first brush with it and it seems pure, authentic, and amazing and for that reason alone…I will always hold a special place in my heart for Elle… The post Elle Macpherson in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Winnie Harlow and her Cow Hide Nipples are like some kind of Optical Illusion… Remember those Magic Eye posters the cross-eyed kid in your elementary school used to dominate, all half retarded but finally good at something, seeing the 3D image in the distance…like some futuristic 90s shit…. This is the titty version, because her splotchy skin is confusing, leaving us unsure if the white is shirt or skin, the darkness of her nipple is nipple or fabric, and the whole thing is a magical mystery…. I’m not against intersting skin conditions that were probably made fun of hard being celebrated like it’s a goddess… That shit never bothers me, but it is definitely weird, whether embraced by fashion or not…and weird isn’t always a bad thing…it’s just a weird thing… Luckily we’re all desensitized and eager to find new things to jack off to…so here it is. The post Winnie Harlow Cow Hide Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich. I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide… That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her…. I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister… Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that. Good bikinis though. The post Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Scott Dudelson/Getty Images Snoop Dogg Dropped Another Album, And It’s Gospel Music Less than a month after Snoop Dogg released his 220 EP, the Long Beach legend is back once again with some more music, and this time he’s coming at us with a gospel project. Bible of Love consists of 32 tracks and features guests appearances from a number of the genre’s most storied singers including Tye Tribbett, Faith Evans, Rance Allen, and Kim Burrell. Snoop has gone through many phases in his music career, and this latest gospel album seems to be a passion project. From his new series on Netflix, to his job as a football coach, and the multiple shows he hosts, it’s crazy to imagine how D-O Double G has enough time to make another album–especially with more than 30 tracks. You can listen to all 32 tracks from Bible of Love below.
Alabama Sheriff Uses Loophole To Pocket $750K Meant To Feed Inmates Sheriff Todd Entrekin is has come under fire for allegedly pocketing more than $750K in money meant to feed county inmates. After it was discovered that he and his wife bought a $740,000 four-bedroom home with swimming pool in Orange Beach, its been reported that the sheriff may own other properties that may be valued at $1.7 million. Considering he has a salary of less than $100,000 many people in the town started to ask questions. . Ethics disclosure forms filed by the sheriff with the state revealed that he’s pocketed more than $750,000 of “compensation” over the last three years from a source he labeled on the forms “Food Provisions.” Entrekin denied any wrong doing and claims that he hasn’t done anything illegal and cites a law passed before WWII gives them permission to keep excess funds for themselves, as long as “adequate meals” are provided. “In regards to feeding of inmates, we utilize a registered dietitian to ensure adequate meals are provided daily,” Entrekin claims.
Caroline Vreeland is some 30 or 40 year old, sloppy looking LA chick, who has been trying to be famous since she was 18 or 19, pulling a scenester kid hustle, hanging out with every important person she could along the way, being all quirky and silly in her social media, while always celebrating her massive sloppy tits, knowing they were the only thing anyone would ever care about. I remember when she was trying really hard to be a singer and her instagram feed was her singing to a camera, showcasing her talent like it was the voice, then she finally forgot about that and figured out a way to mooch off another instagram whore who had polarized as a fashionista, that fashion brands were confused by figured was good to use as an “influencer” for their campaigns, now flying these two idiots all over the place and even paying them to promote shit… All while giving Caroline Vreeland this ego, this idea that she’s finally relevant, the taste of fame she wanted, the people at the fashion parties on drugs she makes laugh at her jokes know her name and some even pay her like she’s an artist and no some mainstream attention seeking pile of big titty shit… Her personal continues to develop, in Florida, in a bathing suit, trying so fucking hard…all accessorized and done up like it was a fashion show, or like she was a Glamourous celeb, when she’s just some bitch calling the paparazzi to take pics of her…because they take pics of anyone in Miami…it’s the reason Claudia Romani and so many other garbage people exist… I guess the only thing we need to ask ourselves is how fucking high up can this pig pull up these bathing suit bottoms…trying to find her waistline…I think she’s maxed the fuck out. These pics are a lot about her terrible ass…but figure…she thinks she’s more than just tits…all while remaining a shameless bottom feeder… The post Caroline Vreeland Needs to Chill of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I remember when Sharon Stone was a pussy lip flash in a skirt in the early 90s, when porn wasn’t accessible, that lead to a lot of trouble renting the VHS of the tape, but not as much trouble as trying to pause the tape at the precise pussy flash moment to jerk off to the pussy….it took real artistry and skill to lock it in so that it wasn’t a pixelated mess… That was a long time ago, way long ago, a thing of the past..shit that is in film history books it happened so long ago, but for some reason, I don’t think anyone has told Sharon Stone that it’s long gone…because she’s still out there doing it… Is this a woman thinking she’s still hot, or a woman who knows she’s not who just threw in the towel and doesn’t give a fuck… I guess we will never know. We’ll just watch it fall apart as gay men date her or sugar baby them, because why not, it’s a good life being a gigolo…if you can pull it off. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sharon Stone 1000 Year Old Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Not all that long ago Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler were the best of friends. The relationship was irreparably damaged, however, when Aniston learned that Handler was sharing secrets about her personal life, and the former besties reportedly haven’t spoken since. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Aniston has separated from Justin Theroux after two and a half years of marriage. While most of the world is eagerly awaiting the announcement that Jennifer is back together with Brad Pitt , Chelsea is apparently fixated on figuring out just what caused Aniston’s split from Theroux. Apparently, Handler is of the opinion that Jen and Justin were all wrong for each other from the start. She’s convinced that her former friend made a damaging decision when she decided to change herself in order to conform to Justin’s vision of the ideal woman. Now that the marriage has come to an end, Handler is apparently getting her gloat on a big way: “Chelsea didn’t think much of Justin, but she said from the get-go that Jen would need to readjust her expectations and treatment of him if they were to stand a chance,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “But Chelsea’s feeling pretty smug and ‘I told you so’ about it now, to the point where she feels she’s owed an apology.” This is a far cry from Chelsea’s attitude after Jen split with Pitt. At the time, the sharp-tongued comic repeatedly tore into Angelina Jolie, alleging that she “stole” Pitt away from Aniston. (That stance doesn’t really jibe with Handler’s feminist persona, but that’s a discussion for another time,) In the years, since she and Jen’s falling out, Handler has had a change of heart on that issue, declaring that she now believed the dissolution of Jen’s first marriage was also Aniston’s fault . (Surely Brad is at least partially to blame for ditching his wife, right Chelsea? Sorry, we digress.) Anyway, it sounds like Chelsea is one of those people who goes full scorched earth when she stops being friends with someone, and she’s taking thorough advantage of Jen’s vulnerable state. That’s a disturbing mindset in, say, a queen bee-type sorority girl. It’s downright terrifying in a 43-year-old millionaire. View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Split, and Twitter Has Some Feelings
