Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good… Must be some kind of witch… Spooky…. Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good… To see the rest of pics – so many bikini pics CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears washing her pussy in her bikini, I like to think she’s taking a pee, salt water up in her cooch, probably hoping to feel the burn or the sting, anythimg to feel alive in an other numb life, thanks to being abducted by her own parents – medicated so that she keeps up her earning potential…sad story if you feel for abducted rich women in bikinis, but you don’t….you predator…. This is the highlight of the week…. The post Revisiting Britney Getting Salt Water in her Wombat Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
No, that’s not another random Insta-wannabe jumping around on the beach in a bikini, that’s Elizabeth Hurley , AKA the hottest 52-year-old of all-time. I guess she must be having a midlife crisis or something, because all of a sudden she’s acting 30 years younger. But honestly, if she really wants to feel young again, forget trying to become an Instagram model. She should just have a fling with a younger blogger instead. Hint hint.
Here are some Alexis Ren Naked in the water pictures with her bolt on tits… We call her your girl Alexis Ren, who you probably don’t know anything about, but you do know she’s got a hot tight body she likes to show off like a younger Sara Jean Underwood, traveling to amazing places, having amazing experiences, for both her and her bolt on tits…. An instagram account with so many fucking followers, but an instinct to be a slut too strong to go mainstream and sell the big brands for big money like a Kardashian, instead just use it to find the sugar daddy, it’s easier… The post Alexis Ren Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40… Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week… The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio and her Flat Ass cuz She’s an Old Lady of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl, now in a thong on the beach, pushing 40, slutting out in a bikini on the beach… Looking like a social media slut on social media…is funny to me, but so was when she got her new tits..back when she transitioned from good Christian girl to broken child star with a lot of money – set for life – and tired of being exploited – finding a way to be her true self being half naked…exhibitionist… But her Jesus loving fans will never turn on her, even after the devil has his grip on her….It makes for a balanced existence… The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time when Doutzen Kroes mattered…back when popular DJs were knocking her up….those were the days…but I guess she’s still got the kids with the DJ who thought he was getting a Victoria’s Secret model…. Well the good news is that there is life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Doutzen Kroes In a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday.. Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test… It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work…. Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore… BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is… In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this… But…at least she’s skinny. Fascinating…really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Betty Got Them titties…She’s with Jughead on the beach showing off them titties, in what some people are calling “HER THIGHS RUB TOGETHER WHEN SHE WALKS”…..while other are just happy to see them titties. She’s from the worst show ever Riverdale..probably the third hottest on the show behind Cheryl Blossom and her mom on the show…that bitch from Twin Peaks… It is a show that I unfortunately have watched….every single episode of….making me a fucking weirdo who hates myself and even when I say that I watch it because I hate it, I confuse myself….but it’s true…I saw the janitor be outted as the Black Hood, a character that shouldn’t exist in some Teen bullshit show, but that does…and Betty and Jughead figured it out together…and I guess that love an support for each other, carries onto vacations to Hawaii…where she wears her bikinis with the titties on…and he remains awkward, weird, and unlikeable.. I am always a fan of bikini tits from TV or really anywhere…so take it in…this IRL and on TV romance like that Dude from Glee who died, or Kristen Stewart the lesbian, remains a marketing tactic for TV producers everywhere..but the bikini makes it work for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Betty Cooper’s Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good… I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be… But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated… I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird… I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like… The post Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
