It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Born in December Fleshbot Lauren Stoner cameltoe and pokies in a bikini Taxi Driver Movie Chanel West Coast nip slip at the beach The Nip Slip Bryana Holly AMAZING lingerie photoshoot Drunken Stepfather Sammy Braddy topless yuletide (header image) Egotastic All Stars Busty Helen Louise on the steps Boobie Blog Elsa Hosk lingerie hottie Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: Dalin Double Viking … read more
I’ve always liked Emma Stone . She’s a real super-cute ginger. Problem is, it seems like she’s always busy actually working (you know, as opposed to “working” like the Hadids or the Jenner sisters). Which means we barely ever get any pictures of her hitting the gym in leggings or going to the beach in a bikini or posting booty selfies on Snapchat or any of the usual hottie moves. But she is on the cover of Rolling Stone this month showing a little skin, and hey, I’ll take what I can get. Enjoy. Continue reading →
I still don’t know what Chanel Westcoast is…I assume a rapper….because that’s what I’ve been told..but I don’t consider white suburban girls who “rap” rappers….instead I consider them representative of how rap is now pop and that “Urban” is just played out suburban….for white nerdy kids and tweens to get down to…and feel hard because the lyrics are about fucking and selling drugs and shit they can relate to – since everyone fucks and does drugs…fascinating.. I do know that she was MTV created, and now she gets to bask in the glory of having been on TV…by pulling out her tit on the beach for the paparazzi…. Something the kids would she #goals or #blessed or shit like “lit AF”…or other things you should know if you fuck 18 year olds, or want to fuck 18 year olds like some kind of SAVAGE (another trendy word, that no longer means indian trying to scalp you) The post Chanel Westcoast Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Suki Waterhouse is the youthful model who doesn’t matter – that used to latch onto Brad Cooper like he was her lottery ticket, before he got swept up by an evil, soulless, hot as fuck, Russian spy trained vagina that fucked the Suki Waterhouse out of the well that is his testicles, and absorbed that sperm, turned it into a fetus that pays dividends, annuities, for the rest of her fucking life…. It’s nice to see her on the beach in Barbados with her sister, not impregnated by Brad Cooper like she was Irina Shayk, because I generally hate pregnant chicks, moms and their mom pussies, and there are plenty of other rich guys she can fuck…becuase even though these girls are rich, they only like rich cum in them….it’s a status ting I guess… I guess she’ll have to go through life knowing that she’s no Irina Shayk, Russia always win, but she could have probably looked at pics to confirm that..before the whole pregnancy thing…I will still stare because I always like the underdog. I don’t know which one is her or her sister -but whatever…I don’t know who any of these girls are – and I post them all day – all interchangeable and shit… The post Suki Waterhouse – The Girl Brad Cooper Didn’t Get Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist…. She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask…. Fascinating…. The post Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“Healthy Living” Bloggers Arrested For Child Neglect A couple that runs a healthy, holistic living blog has been arrested after the five children in their care were found malnourished and dirty , living inside a parked Toyota. Donell Barron, 34, and Rikki Hart, 34, the operators of Holistically Beautiful , are each being held in a Palm Beach County jail while investigators get to the bottom of the situation. Hart describes herself as a “mother of five,” however the formal relationship between Barron, Hart and the children — ages 14, 8, 6, 5 and 4 — is blacked out in the official police report. According to the Palm Beach Post , an officer reportedly found Barron, Hart and the five children inside a Toyota parked outside a local Walmart — an area known for high crime and drug activity. The cop in question noted that as he approached the vehicle, he detected a strong odor “similar to that of homeless camps.” Each of the five children was deemed underweight, but the 14-year-old was so “severely underweight to the point that his bones were clearly visible.” The boy weighed only 5 pounds more than his 8-year-old sibling and had unusually high blood pressure. Deputies discovered that the children ate about once a day and only salad and bread. Barron told deputies that the children bathed irregularly at a local park and had never been enrolled in school. Instead, the children were “home-schooled” inside the Toyota. Meanwhile, as the children reeked like a homeless camp and were visibly malnourished, Barron and Hart appeared to be clean and healthy. SMH! Well, CLEARLY no one needs tips from this blog…
Josie Canseco is really fucking hot…and the fact that she’s a rich kid with a trust fund – yet still getting naked for photographers / instagram / to grow her audience…is absolutely fucking brilliant. She could be a scenester, she has access and could spend her time at all the celeb events, even date celebs, I mean her dad, as her name would suggest, because they trashily named her after him, in an egotistical probably due to her mom being some baseball groupie securing a meal ticket – willing to accommodate to ensure getting paid…and she probably is – but I don’t keep track of any of that shit.. She could get all in the paparazzi on the beach, doing the Hadid hustle, and maybe she does – I don’t keep track…but doubt it because she’s out there putting out nude shoots for free…just like that… Maybe it’s daddy issues, rebelling, craving male attention – or maybe she just knows she’s hot as hell and wants you all to experience it…either way…I am in love…or would be if I had deeper emotions than “look at her tits”…. The post Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne laying in bed is a good thing to stare at – if you’re a pervert who is into everything Bella Thorne is doing – like me – who is equally amazed that I even know who she is – in a world filled with sluts on social media – why does this one stand out amongst the rest…is it cuz of her sexual redhead prowess – as statistically redheads are hornier than actual humans…is it her tits, her tight 19 year old body that she puts out there without being too gratuitous – or obvious – in her shamelessness – or is it cuz she’s on TV, has stage parents and is making money…I don’t know – but I am drawn to her like she’s the new Lohan…. I don’t find the bed pic exciting, I just used it as an excuse to repost the pics I am still staring at from yesterday showing off her tits on the beach because she knows that she’s got the public by their pervert balls..and manipulates us in the most basic way – and it feels pure and real – the way being manipulated by women is supposed to feel. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne laying in bed is a good thing to stare at – if you’re a pervert who is into everything Bella Thorne is doing – like me – who is equally amazed that I even know who she is – in a world filled with sluts on social media – why does this one stand out amongst the rest…is it cuz of her sexual redhead prowess – as statistically redheads are hornier than actual humans…is it her tits, her tight 19 year old body that she puts out there without being too gratuitous – or obvious – in her shamelessness – or is it cuz she’s on TV, has stage parents and is making money…I don’t know – but I am drawn to her like she’s the new Lohan…. I don’t find the bed pic exciting, I just used it as an excuse to repost the pics I am still staring at from yesterday showing off her tits on the beach because she knows that she’s got the public by their pervert balls..and manipulates us in the most basic way – and it feels pure and real – the way being manipulated by women is supposed to feel. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits. This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does… The post Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
