Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on.. Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”…. But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Here are some pics of their swimsuit: TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE
Pharrell’s G I R L agenda is coming full circle. Following the album, an audible ode to the beauty and grace of women, the simple title has been a attached to a unisex fragrance created in collaboration with KAWS and COMME des GARÇONS… Continue
She’s a celebrity mother that we love – and we clearly aren’t alone. Chanel No. 5 has tapped Gisele Bundchen as the new face of its fragrance, with director Baz Luhrmann on board to direct the beauty in a number of ads. Tom Brady’s sexier half was selected “for her natural beauty and modern femininity,” according to a press release, while Luhrmann has previously worked on the No. 5 campaign with Nicole Kidman. His spots with Gisele will premiere toward the end of 2014. Bundchen joins a long list of A-listers who’ve shilled for this brand, including Audrey Tautou, Marilyn Monroe and Brad Pitt, the latter of whom starred in the greatest/worst Chanel No. 5 ad of all time. Gisele, of course, does not have her own fragrance. But the same can’t be said for these sweet-smelling celebrities: 17 Celebrity Fragrances That Probably Smell Terrible 1. Selena Gomez This self-titled Selena Gomez perfume may leave you lusting after Justin Bieber. Consider yourself warned.
Luminita Perijoc, a 31-year old Romanian who prides herself on resembling Angelina Jolie, has been sentenced to four years in prison after stabbing a deliveryman six times. The incident occurred after she made this same man perform oral sex on her at knifepoint. According to court documents, the victim (Nicolae Stan) was delivering wine to Perijoc’s apartment when she threatened him with a four-inch blade and prompted him to undress. She demanded vaginal and oral sex from Stan and, when he was unable to get an erection for a third go-around, she thrust her knife into him six times. The victim was somehow able to escape to Perijoc’s and call the police from his cell phone. A judge initially sentenced Perijoc’s to five years behind bars, but the sentence was reduced after she claimed to be on medication at the time of the attack. “I think she wasn’t used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined,” Stan said . “When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have sex with her but she still stabbed me.” Stan is a married father of three and says he understand folks may mock him for turning down someone who (sort of) looks like Angelina Jolie, but… They don’t understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knifepoint,” he said. “They look at her, then look at me and laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat, even if they were with Miss Romania.” We’d have to agree with that statement. 9 Celebrity Disney Princess Doppelgangers Open Slideshow 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. View As List 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. 2. Anne Hathaway & Belle With the proper styling, Anne Hathaway would make a perfect Belle from Beauty and the Beast. 3. Ellen Page & Snow White Ellen Page (Juno, Inception) has definite Snow White-like qualities. 4. Blake Lively & Aurora Blake Lively would make a great Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty … at least until Vivienne Jolie-Pitt grows up. 5. Nina Dobrev & Esmeralda The Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev certainly resembles Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 6. Fredia Pinto & Jasmine Freida Pinto and Jasmine from Aladdin might be the most obvious of them all. 7. January Jones & Cinderella She may be a bit older than you’d expect, but January Jones still just about perfectly embodies the look of Cinderella. 8. Julia Jones & Pocahontas Julia Jones (Leah Clearwater from Twilight) bears a strong resemblance to Pocahontas, which is no surprise due to the actress’ Native American ethnicity. 9. Rachel Lefevre & Merida Speaking of Twilight, Rachel Lefevre (Victoria) would be great as Brave’s unlikely princess Merida.
What do you get when you take Kim Kardashian’s boobs and combine them with Scarlett Johansson’s hair and Megan Fox’s face? According to men… you get the perfect woman. According to women, however, you get someone with overly large breasts and a face that doesn’t look enough like that of Cara Delevingne. Indeed, a fascinating new study reveals that the two genders have a very different idea of what is most appealing about them. As the following illustration depicts, women think men want them to be on the slim side, while a composite of the ideal female form proves that men have no problem with some junk in the trunk – and in other places as well. What about when roles are reversed? We’ve gotta resemble Brad Pitt and/or David Beckham , most men assume. Clean cut, bulky, oozing with muscle. In reality, though, women are after someone who could easily pass as an extra on Teen Wolf or The Vampire Diaries : a hairy dude with less muscle mass, but, yes, still some of David Beckham on him: What do you think of these results? Sort of interesting, no? With so many men hitting the bench press and so many women starving themselves, perhaps both sides would be better served if they actually took note of what the other ones finds attractive.
“She woke up like dis…” Lupita Nyong’o Covers Marie Claire Magazine Hollyweird ‘IT’ girl Lupita Nyong’o is everywhere these days and she’s landed yet another magazine feature as the cover girl for Marie Claire’s 2014 “Fresh Faces” issue. In addition to striking a few poses for the camera, Lupita also spoke briefly about being known for her beauty, not being a fashionista before fame and more. Check out a few excerpts from the interview below. via Marie Claire On being called ‘gorgeous:’ “Being called gorgeous is not a bad thing!” says Lupita Nyong’o, blushing over an omelet, berries, and tea (she doesn’t like coffee) at The Carlyle hotel in New York City. “But at the same time, I don’t want to thrive on people’s opinions of me.” On her fashion sense: I wasn’t a follower of fashion. It was a world unknown. Then I met my stylist, Micaela Erlanger and we came to interpret my style: clean lines, strong color. I don’t dress to impress; I don’t feel that pressure.” On how she’d describe the feeling of waiting to see if she’s won at award shows: I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. It’s an internally loud moment. It’s not even about the outcome; it’s about the agony of the unknown. It’s like waiting for test results in a hospital. On the perks of fame: I met Sidney Poitier, who has been someone I’ve looked up to and a blessing from afar. It was an incredible thing and something that I hold very dear to my heart. Gotta love this girl, riiiggght?
Things are looking up for #PoorMichelle ! Michelle Williams Set To Star In Jesus Christ Superstar Tour Via Essence reports: Michelle Williams is no stranger to the stage. Since going solo the former Destiny’s Child singer has made theatrical appearance in Chicago, Fela and The Color Purple and now she’s announced a new lead role in the upcoming 50-date North American tour of the popular Jesus Christ Superstar rock musical. Williams made the big announcement yesterday during an appearance on Good Morning America with her co-star Brandon Boyd. “Blessed to stand in the company of Academy, Golden Globe, Tony and Grammy Award winning writers and composers Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice,” Williams wrote on her Instagram feed. “Their credits combined include…Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Evita, Aladdin, Beauty and The Beast, The Lion King, AIDA, Phantom of the Opera, and Cats!” The tour, which producers are calling a complete reinvention, will kick off on June 9th in New Orleans. YT Continue reading →
After all the weeks of creeping “research” I’ve done on this Tara Mackey chick, I think I’ve finally figured out something important worth passing along to you guys: Tara needs way more of me in her life. I mean, just look at these killer lingerie pictures and that tight little booty. Damn, I’d like to take a bite out of that.
As you guys know I truly believe that Xenia Deli is by far the most beautiful creature on the planet and once again she proves her hotness in this Luli Fama bikini photoshoot. I can go on and on about how I’d like to explore every inch of her body with my tongue like a lizard, but since I’m already done licking my computer screen, I’ll save you from that visual. Anyway, make sure to explore this beauty yourself. Enjoy.
I have been following the Terry story and in doing that I’ve been calling out the Terry Groupie who is accusing Terry of abusing her. The fact is simple. She wants attention drawn to herself, whether he came on her face or not. The other fact is that 4 years down the road, the memories we have shift and change and become stories of their own that aren’t quite as relevant as the day after they happened. It’s easy to say I was paralyzed by the abuse, when she was probably really at a party the next day getting drunk and fucking the bartender…you know, it’s so easy to feel abused when having Terry cum on your face is the only thing you’ve accomplished and need to leverage in 4 years…. Everyone knows Terry shoots sex, that’s his whole career foundation. When he started doing mainstream campaigns in 2005, I didn’t understand how people would touch him, because all his published shit was hardcore “artistic” porn… This girl knew the fucking deal, tt was 4 years ago, and now that she’s decided that being a party slut who was impressed to be in Terry’s studio is bad for her lesbian, feminist, career, past…or maybe boyfriend…and it’s time to accuse a motherfucker because everyone’s doing it.. just because she figures it will get her name out there… That said, Terry, who never speaks on this shit, even though he should, because not speaking on it will make people think he did it, or that he is guilty, based on his archive of work…and I am posting it…because I appreciate what he said and how he said it… #FREETERRY Four years ago, I chose to primarily ignore a cycle of Internet gossip and false accusations against me. At that time, I felt that to dignify them with a response was a betrayal of my work and my character. When these allegations resurfaced over the past few months, they seemed especially vicious and distorted, moving outside the realm of critical dialogue and becoming nothing more than an emotionally-charged witch hunt. Enabled and protected by the freewheeling and often times anonymous nature of the Internet, people have become comfortable concocting hate-filled and libelous tales about my professional and personal lives. In writing this, I make a humble attempt at correcting these rumors, because I have come to realize that absent my voice in the conversation, all that remain are the lies. When I moved to New York in 1990 to take pictures, a lot of my work was a documentation of my life in the East Village; it was gritty, transgressive, and the aesthetic broke with the well-lit, polished fashion images of the time. My first big campaign, shot in 1994, was a provocative picture of a couple embracing in a bar. It was a shocking image for its time and the first instance a photograph of this nature was used in a major fashion advertisement. Like Robert Mapplethorpe, Helmut Newton, and so many others before me, sexual imagery has always been a part of my photography. Ten years ago, in 2004, I presented some of this work at a gallery show in New York City, accompanied by a book of the photos. The show was very popular and highly praised. The images depicted sexual situations and explored the beauty, rawness, and humor that sexuality entails. I collaborated with consenting adult women who were fully aware of the nature of the work, and as is typical with any project, everyone signed releases. I have never used an offer of work or a threat of rebuke to coerce someone into something that they did not want to do. I give everyone that I work with enough respect to view them as having ownership of their free will and making their decisions accordingly, and as such, it has been difficult to see myself as a target of revisionist history. Sadly, in the on-going quest for controversy-generated page views, sloppy journalism fueled by sensationalized, malicious, and manipulative recountings of this work has given rise to angry Internet crusades. Well-intentioned or not, they are based on lies. Believing such rumors at face value does a disservice not only to the spirit of artistic endeavor, but most importantly, to the real victims of exploitation and abuse. People will always have strong opinions about challenging images, and the dichotomy of sex is that it is both the most natural and universal of human behaviors and also one of the most sensitive and divisive. Over the course of my career, I have come to accept that some of my more provocative work courts controversy, and as an artist, I value the discourse that arises from this. I can only hope for this discourse to be informed by fact, so that whether you love my work or hate it, you give it, and me, the benefit of the truth.
