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Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every personality, from famous to garbage slut bottle service girl, has a “lifestyle blog”…where they talk about themselves, their trips, their favorite restaurants or meals, and their favorite outfits…because it’s the best way to leverage their social media fans who jerk off to them…to sell campaigns to brands…so that they can make more money than they already do…all while being Narscisstic pieces of fucking shit… So these idiots are flooding instagram with them same shoots, the same boring fucking content, the same piss colored images, featuring themselves.. Meaning they hire hair and make-up, they hire a photographer, so that they can model their broken down faces, in stupid model poses, to appease their fucking egos.. When all Tisdale should be working on is hiring a new plastic surgeon to fix that nose. This is beyond obnoxious, yet they keep doing it…because I guess people keep consuming this shit.. What a fucking loser..this is so bootleg and desperate…just do the fucking sex tape you idiot….that’s what people want to see…not her broken down face in dumb outfits…these people are so insane… The post Ashley Tisdale’s Self Produced Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a workout short fetish…it’s actually the reason I joined a gym a few years ago…I just couldn’t get enough of the shit…and by joined a gym I mean stood outside and watched girls working out on an elliptical before being asked to leave on day 4 by security….It’s not my fault they have windows on street level to look into…or that they set up the equipment to put on a show…It was intentional to get people to notice and sign-up, I just overstayed my welcome…oppressive fucks.. I also have a jogging fetish, and not in a “I’ll follow her home and have my way with her” kind of way, but more a look at that girl run…her ass and pussy look so nice…as her titties bounce…I sit in a park most days, I mean I don’t know where you expect me to draw inspiration from… I’ve seen all kinds of girls jogging, hot and hot hot, and I still managed to like it…enough to keep staring.. But for some reason, when My So Called Face, Claire Danes does it, I feel like I’m watching Caitlin Jenner.. I guess what I’m saying is…save the short fitness shorts for the young tight girls buying starbucks…and not the 40 year old moms running for the paparazzi intentionally because clearly she’s got some shit to promote… Shit that we can assume are more than just her cankles… What is she running from? Safe to assume from any sex appeal she might have had.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claire Danes Goes for a Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez is depressing…desperate…but still out there making money off her fat ass…because she doesn’t have enough fucking money…and she’s addicted to making more and more money…thanks to living the American dream as some Jenny from the Bronx Puerto Rican who is from the block when it is convenient for her to make more money…you see, this bitch, who based her whole career off being Latina, while being an inspiration to Latinas that they could make it too, can’t even speak fucking Spanish… That’s just how much she cares about her people… Which is conveniently the same amount she cares about her dignity, because clearly, based on this nonsense, she’s got none… You realize, she’s got a fucking ton of fucking money…more than she can ever spend.. She is doing this for her ego, or maybe because it gets her off sexually…I don’t know…but it’s good times for all…I mean fat old lady SPANX jacked up fat old lady asses is jokes.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE IF J.LO’s not your thing, Ashley Benson was there and Looks Like She’s in Maternity Wear, to see that CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Had Sex With Herself on Stage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on May 7, 2015 at 2:18pm PDT Nothing like a video of Hilary Duff’s old made up face…with massive red lips…begging her fans to buy her bullshit..by setting up a funding round that involves pre-ordering the album and getting your name in the booklet of what I assume is a CD…even though no one used CDs anymore…. I mean, she’s rich as fuck and probably shouldn’t be doing tacky desperate tactics like this…but we can blame it on her being recently divorced and a single mother…with a baby worth billions of dollars on top of her fortune…meaning she could fucking put out this album for fucking free…self fund that shit like an actual artist who believes in her art…give it away for free because you actually want to give your fans something, but then again they are Hilary Duff fans, and probably deserve to be raped, because clearly they are retards… “Please put my name in your booklet Hilary Duff…because you appreciate me…and have absolutely nothing to do with any of this…but your team does and that’s practically you”… Go fuck yourself…that’s what I am trying to say here…go fuck yourself…and I’ll put your fucking name in the booklet… The post Hilary Duff Big Red Lips Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards… Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? And I am all about this.

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Anastasia Ashley Exclusive for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last month, I was creeping on a photoshoot surfer Anastasia Ashley was starring in for an underwear company called CHEEKI BRAND ….so I had my friend creep along with me and take these awesome 35 mm pics of her ass….because let’s face it…we’re hip, we like film but more importantly, when you’re a surfer in half squat all day…it’s all about your fucking ass…and all that matters is that ass…and figuring out why you’re taking pics of it…not eating it…because clearly it belongs in all of our collective faces…. photos by Russ Roe

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Lexi Thompson Half Naked Golfer of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know anything about Golf. It’s a boring and stupid white person sport and not just any white person sport…middle manager and suburbanite white person sport and that shit is the fucking worst. So anyone I know who loves it, I generally delete from my life and my opinion on golf will not change now that I know this girl Lexi Thompson exists…I will not watch her stupid little golf outfits…unless the little golf outfits become bikinis… But I will wonder why TIGER WOODS fucked with some of the hookers TIGER WOODS fucked, when he could have just lured in a young Golf groupie trying to make her way into the golf world…like this Lexi Thompson girl…because clearly she’s down to get half naked for cameras…which means fully naked when the cameras are off… And I guess the life lesson in all this is everything is better when there’s a fit girl in a bikini…

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Lexi Thompson Half Naked Golfer of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is a typical actress, who has been on enough sets to feel like she has what it takes to direct a movie, or a commercial, because clearly, it’s not that hard to direct a movie, or a commercial….if you have a camera guy and editor…and a brand willing to pay for it because they know if they allow you to edit it…you’ll participate..for your portfolio, to give you some more value and substance to your vapid acting career, even if you’re a fucking Oscar winner…or especially if you are an Oscar winner, because you know first hand that it’s a pile of bullshit…from masturbatory and commercialized industry all about making money… What isn’t a pile of bullshit is that girls in lingerie in the desert are hot. Good job Penelope…that nose sniffed out a good path for you…

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