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Samantha Gradoville Titties for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Every once in a while, an American Model happens, you know who isn’t a fucking cow like Kate Upton, and who the hormones in the food and the AMerican diet work for in a glorious way… This model’s name is Samantha Gradoville, she’s got some serious tits…I’ve POSTED HER TITS BEFORE …..and I’m just happy she’s not working at walmart, morbidly obese, on a motor scooter, reading a tabloid and talking about a Kardashian like most American Woman… She’s good.

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Cora Keegan is Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Abductee of the Day

Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party…. Victoria’s Secret has won this round….

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New and Nudeworthy on Netflix 9.26.12 [PICS]

If you’re like us, you’re on Netflix purely for the skin and want to keep up to date with the latest and greatest. Well you can get your fill of bush this week, because every movie on this list features a lovely lady flashing all 3 B’s! We’ve got depraved Danes and full frontal from Ida Lee in the raunchy comedy Klown (2010), and complete nudity from Gretchen Lodge in the spine (and crotch) tingling horror flick Lovely Molly (2011). Then head over to the Hall Of Fame classic Sirens (1994) to see the land down under on Elle Macpherson , Portia de Rossi and more. Finally spank your monkey to Italian eyeful Asia Argento in B. Monkey (1998), and enjoy non-stop funbaguettes and furburger in the sexploitation stunner Demoniacs (1974). See pics after the jump!

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Irina Shayk’s Amazing Video for Le Clover Fall/Winter of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling some half naked shit and she is amazing in it, especially since she is in video, because every half naked girl looks better in video, and Irina Shayk, being the hot model she is, is the kind of girl everyone wants to see posing in video, except maybe her husband, but not because he’s jaded and so used to seeing her half naked that it doesn’t phase him or interest him as he’s more into new pussy, and not because he’s jealous and hates hr career, and wants her half naked all to himself, but because he is homosexual and more into his hidden cam videos of his soccer team locker room…cuz it’s not gay if you have a hot girlfriend or if you’re jerking off to your team…..you know how this jocks work.

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Stella Hudgens Is The New Vanessa Hudgens

I just did some research on Vanessa Hudgens ’ younger sister and it turns out that Stella’s only 16. I thought she was older because every single time she posts pictures on Twitter or Instagram, they’re somewhat suggestive. I guess she’s following her older sister’s footsteps. Poor girl, needs some positive role models in her life. Anyway, let’s move along. Danger! Danger!

Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in Ridiculous Pants of the DAy

Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right? Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Scarlett Johansson’s Photoshopped Hotness

I haven’t done a post on Scarlett Johansson in ages. That’s because every single time she’s out in public, she looks like a frumpy lesbian who spends their days at Starbucks trying to figure out a way to save the planet. Well, here she is showing off her body in the latest Elle France. Now there’s no way Scarlett’s legs are that toned. Don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. I need proof! I want to see the non-photoshopped pictures.

How To Make Kool-Aid Wine

FOOD BUZZ : Britney Spears probably wrote these instructions, but she also “wrote” some great songs in the 90s, so go with it. Please note that the wine improves greatly after 3-4 weeks. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Simon’s Cat ‘Fly Guy’

Here is the brand new episode of Simon's Cat, because every day is Caturday. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Comic-Con 2009: ‘Heroes’ Season 4 Plots and Lesbian Kiss

The panel for Heroes at Comic-Con was clearly designed to tell everyone exactly what’s coming up, as detailed storylines were given for all of the major characters.