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Izabel Goulart Has a Pretty Shitty Face of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Izabel Goulart proves that when she’s not showing off her fitness…through instagram pics of her fitness…or Victoria’s Secret shoots of half nakedness…that I am usually impressed by because having a fit body is a fucking accomplishment that takes serious work and dedication that the average lazy motherfucker doesn’t have because they are too busy eating donuts…she’s got a pretty shitty face…that is up on some Sarah Jessica Parker…fort shaped, Jay Leno chin weirdness…just masculine and hard…but I guess when you know what’s under these shitty outfits…none of that face really matters…

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Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.

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Cop Teaches a Protestor a Lesson of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that America has passed laws that prevent people from coming together as a group to protest , because having people come together as a group to protest things, especially government initiated things, is something the government doesn’t want you doing, so they want the authority to lock you up if you do, seems pretty fair, I mean historically the government always knows what is best for us. They always have our best interest in mind. They aren’t owned and operated by big businesses, and they don’t pass laws like cigarette and oil and corn and all the other crazy shit they do because it kills us, they do it for our own good…so don’t protest that shit… What better way to celebrate that law then to show how cops handle protestors in Austria….it’s kinda horrible, kinda funny, but better than when shit in Austria was run by Nazi Germany…right? FREEDOM!!

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Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

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Kate Bosworth’s Ass and Titties of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Christina Ricci and her Tit Window of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if I see nipple through the window Christina Ricci had built into her dress to prove to us that she didn’t amputate all of her tit and still has enough to get by, but I think I do. I guess when she decided it was time to slaughter her tits a few years ago because she had an eating disorder and they didn’t compliment the anorexic body she was looking for since child stars are all fucked in the head like Michael Jackson, she instructred the plastic surgeon to keep them on, because having nippleless tits like Barbie is for Breast Cancer survivors and not 20 somethings who will need to get naked on screen for the rest of her life in order to get work since she’s no quite as cute as she was in Mermaids, The Addam’s Family and Casper, you know back when she was relevant and even an “It” girl and I don’t really give a fuck either way but maybe you do and I guess that’s why I do this

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Christina Ricci and Her Shorts of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking…Christina Ricci hasn’t really been hot since she was in Casper…when she was 10…and that’s why you shouldn’t be working as a school bus driver or as camp councillor or even as a barber at Kid Cutz. You are a sick person and need to be locked up and Christina Ricci is a sick person for slaughtering her tits because she thought they were too big….Here she is in shorts

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Joan Collins Showing Off Her Body of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of 77 year old Joan Collins on vacation. A vacation from what, I don’t know, because you’d think at 77 her entire life was a fucking vacation, even on vacation from using the toilet, because at a certain age, everything kinda shuts down, dies off and waits for death, but she looks fuckin’ amazing. Seriously, lookin at her makes me wish I was an orderly at the old folks home again, at least the one where she was living, because having my way with her when she is heavily medicated, asleep, deaf and too big in the vagina area to feel me, would actually not depress me after I cum, like it used to depress me after I was done with all the other old ladies I used to service in their final years, because I’m just a good guy like that.

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