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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey… For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately

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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day

T-Pain Shares His Auto-Tune Sound With iPhone App

Users can sing into the speaker of their phones and hear their voice come out T-Pain-style. By Jayson Rodriguez, with reporting by Sway Calloway T-Pain performs during the BET Awards Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images This whole Auto-Tune battle looks like it’s not going away anytime soon. On one side, you have Jay-Z, whose track “D.O.A

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T-Pain Shares His Auto-Tune Sound With iPhone App

Some Bai Ling in Some Skimpy Outfit of the Day

It’s hard not to be into a tight Asian body, that even if it’s on some useless, possibly 50 year old, cunt, who really isn’t all that useless if you think about it, because she exposes her nipples on the fuckin’ regular, because it gets the inner pedophile out of you when you get to fuck them and shit won’t get you arrested or shanked in prison for stealing innocence, if if the vagina was so small it made you think you did, but I guess I’ll never know just how small an asian vagina actually is since I am a married man….but I’m sure Bai Ling does, since she has one and I’m also sure she’s done everything in her power to beat that shit up and make it look as big as the other girls in Hollywood, but all her extra meat went to her nipples… I don’t know what I am talking about. I just wanna put that out there if you’re reading this scratchin’ your head wondering what the fuck I am getting at, assuming someone actually reads this….even though I know they don’t…

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Some Bai Ling in Some Skimpy Outfit of the Day