Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Stella Maxwell is a hipster model who Victoria’s Secret was scammed into using by her agency, thanks to hanging out with the right people and being all cool and hip and at all that…someone who was fingered by Miley Cyrus, or who fingered Miley…doesn’t matter…because she’s doing it tits…out…nipples out…as these young girls do…just so much tits, so much sex, so much fun…because nipples are fun! The post Stella Maxwell Shows Her Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like Irina Shayk. I think she’s the perfect level of calculated, brilliant, Russian spy model…you know lacking a soul, out on a mission, all while having one of the best faces and bodies around…that A-Listers who aren’t Leo DiCaprio are fucking…and that will likely knock-up and get pregnant, because it’s security for a girl like this..who I believe will bounce back, because she’s like some kind of model wizard who made some kind of deal with the devil, or communist leader…to happen…. Seriously…what a solid fucking selife…it speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean…prostate…but that could just be the cancer. The post Irina Shayk’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Abigail Ratchford is some low hanging fruit, attention seeking, barely talented girl that the blogs have picked up on, because she used to email all the blogs, became friends with the blogs, and did all these shoots focused on her silly tits, that she never really pulled out her tits fully, but instead cockteased aggressively… Well I guess the time has come where she feels the need to reveal the nipples…because her audience is probably getting bored or her..or maybe she’s not making money and realizes that she’s better off doing a member site, like a porn star, for exclusive pics…and I guess she’s doing it as “artistically” as a cheesy bitch can…because she doesn’t want to admit she’s just a titty model..even though…it’s pretty say she’s a titty person…just one giant set of tits… The post Abigail Ratchford Big Clown Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her… I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot. When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering…. The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram The post Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daisy Lowe is great and not just because she’s got tits…or because she’s turned those tits into hipster modeling before everyone was doing it…back before she had kids and was in her 30s… Sure, she was able to leverage her dad who denied being her dad most of her life…until he got paternity tested…and her stepmom Gwen Stefani, causing strain on that weirdo relationship, that has since allowed her dad to go back to fucking real trannies…not just pop stars who look like one… But she’s always had tits…tits that may not be as awesome today as they were back then when she was everywhere…but still tits…as tits remain until they get breast cancer and RIP…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daddy Issues Daisy Lowe in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been forever since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my former #1 favorite MILF Hilary Duff , but I guess I’ve been a good blogger this year, because she showed up to show off her booty to the paps just in time for Christmas. Unfortunately, all that crap in her pockets is blocking the view a bit, but hey, I’ll still take it. As far as I’m concerned, seeing Hilary in tight jeans again counts as a Christmas miracle. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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