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J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are. It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in. She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to… I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life… I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

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Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Selena Gomez is dancing in a bra top, in her car, showing off her fake tits because that’s why she got them, even if they are smaller than most fake tits, they still have the same impact and effect on a girl who get’s them mind…. I have been with countless fake tit girls and all loved showing them off, letting you touch, or staging dance-offs as the new challenge to take the internet by storm…turning the entire world into one horrible high school class…filled with the famous, overly positive cheerleaders…and luckily ample autistic school shooters…. TO SEE PICS OF HER HIDING HER FACE BECAUSE SHE’S DRAMAIC CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez Dance Off of the Day

Hailey Clauson for Vogue Spain of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is some fat hipster wannabe Kate Upton…that in person she’s some kind of monster, all big and scary, looking like she’s out to eat her way out of everything….but I don’t really see it…. I just see tits on a girl who had the balls to sue Urban Outfitters when she was 17 for sexualizing her, in some strategic publicity stunt that I guess worked, even though if I was a brand, I’d never hire her…she’s a liability. She’s booked Vogue Spain, making moves and I guess a legit model…and I don’t really care because she’s not naked like she’s supposed to be…and when they aren’t naked…they don’t matter.

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Hailey Clauson for Vogue Spain of the Day

Liv Tyler Ibiza Bikini of the Day

Liv Tyler was in Ibiza…on a yacht…because she was an unwanted rockstar daughter, who was lost, but then she was found, given tons of money to make-up for guilt and lost time, thanks to her whore groupie mom, before being sold off to modeling agencies and talent agencies to live out her dreams…because when your dad fronts Aerosmith, even if he doesn’t like the acknowlege being your dad…opportunities happen… She’s old, I didn’t like her when she was an “it girl”…but I do think Daddy issues are cute enough for me to want to buy her used bikini on ebay, if she’s sellin’ it… But then again, I’d buy anyone’s used bikini off ebay…if only I wasn’t broke. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Liv Tyler Ibiza Bikini of the Day

Genevieve Morton Cheesy Walmart Lookin Model of the Day

Genevieve Morton is struggling hard to be relevant and I guess to pay her rent – because she’s working her ass off – but not literally, since she’s still fat, despite pretending she’s not..doing campaigns and photoshoots for anyone and everyone, even this shoot that looks like a cheesy as fuck Walmart brand…but that I assume pays… I mean she’s shameless, she’s going for it, she’s getting old and hasn’t really made it yet…and I encourage her becasue it is step one of getting more and more and more naked…because every other tactic is failing… Her only play has been Sports Illustrated – but now she’s doing this nonsense. Here is a slutty pic she posted – where you can practically see her vagina on instagram – where slutty pics of vagina belong….she called it Part 1, I assume part 2 is when she loses weight….but or eats the bed sheets because she feels famished…

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Amber Rose Too Sexy To Be A Mom?

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Amber Rose’s VMAs dress has people talking! Some say it’s too much because she is a Mom now.  Some believe they have to get their sexy…

Amber Rose Too Sexy To Be A Mom?

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Thigh Gap of the Day

Uggghhhh… Sarah Jessica Parker thigh gap was not anything I wanted to fuck with in the 90s when she was used as the accessible “fashionable” monster for girls to idolize and think and that guys thought was hot due to being misinformed… I didn’t get why she was the hot Sex and the City hero, that girls everywhere wanted to idolize, and did idolize and in turn became miserable with their choices when they hit 40 and had no kids – but herpes…lots of herpes…and I sure as hell don’t find her thigh gap anything I want to talk about now…but I am sucked in and can’t turn back now.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is not wearing the shorts a girl her age should be wearing. I guess she hasn’t gone out in public and seen that no girl wears shorts like these. These are more something some Parisian looking, possibly homo man on his way to get ice cream after a long jog and there’s really very little hot about that… If I don’t see ass cheek or camel toe, then the shorts aren’t shorts…but rather they are pants..horrible horrible pants… To See The Rest of The Pics CLICK HERE

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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day