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A Day in the Life of Zippora Seven of the Day

Here is a video shot by TERRENCE CONNORS for what I assume is IMG Modeling agency, and it is profile of New Zealand hipster model Zippora Seven, who has booked a lot of campaigns the last few years, and who is on the verge of breaking into mainstream success, because she’s hot as fuck, but more importantly, because she was raised in New Zealand by hippie parents who got her into nude modelling at a young age…making her pretty much a child prodigy at this shit…and it shows… All this to say, I think Zippora is as awesome as her silly name, and I think this video is great…and it makes me want to spend a day in the life with Zippora Seven for the rest of our lives….that’s why I’m posting it you fucking assholes.

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Alyson Michalka in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t’ know who Alyson Michalka. I just know that he name has come up for what must be a decade, where she was one of those jailbait for Disney kind of girls who middle aged men jerked off to because their kids made them watch the low level show… I do know that they are no longer jailbait, but rather middle aged, mom looking girls, with rocking bodies, and plastic surgery that makes them up on some Real Housewife shit…and none of that bothers me, because she’s half naked in a bikini…and really I look at nobodies in bikinis all day, whether they were somebodies who never were anybody or not is irrelevant thanks to TITS.

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Miley Cyrus Drug Overdose of the Day

Miley Cyrus was hospitalized. The reason was a bad reaction to antibiotics she was taking due to a vaginal infection she got from her pants being jacked up her cunt so hard that it got infected….that has left her in the hospital for another night, because that’s not what happens when you have an allergic reaction to anything, they just epipen you and wait a few hours before sending you home. I like to think that it was an attempted suicide, or a heart attack from some drug overdose, or anorexia…that probably should have left her dead, but that didn’t because she’s strategic and has a team around her that won’t let her die, even if she wants to because she makes them too much money. I know that whatever reports we are reading, are all lies, she’s likely not even the one tweeting, they just have a college marketing grad who they pay to write “retarded”…a craft that is funnier than hearing her hick, many voice… All this to say, who care, she’s better off dead, she offers no good to the world, and has done all she needs to do here…and it’s all fading into obscurity from here… All so tragic…TO SEE THE HER SLUTTY CONCERT PICTURES CLICK HERE

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Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire… That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Returns!

It has been a while since we’ve done a post on Megan Fox and that is because she has been too busy making babies. Well folks, Megan is back on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with some post baby lady lumps. Hopefully, she looks into some sort of contraception because I was really missing my daily Megan Fox fix. Life is better when Megan Fox is on the blogs regularly.

Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW of the Day

I feel like Lady Gaga got this idea from every time anyone had sex with her pretty much ever…you know some people get cummed on as the fishing moves, some girls squirt, in Gaga’s case…it always ends in being puked on. Not because she’s a puke fetishist, but because she’s disgusting looking… That said, this is some real reaching…it’s like this bitch has done everything for attention…ever cry for attention possible..the only thing left for her to shock and awe..or shock and confuse…or just bore…but still get our attention like the annoying kid in the group poking his own eyes out to get noticed…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s like we’ll look cuz it’s there, but it doesn’t impress, make a statement or make us fucking care, you useless vile human who rips off people for her Charity… She’s garbage, been used to make money and it is safe to say, ready to be disposed of…and not just because she’s ugly, I mean she’s already ugly, it’s because she’s just not relevant…and her act is played out bullshit… That said, I’d totally watch her porn.

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Thank God For Katy Perry’s Boobs

Yeesh. So here’s Katy Perry at the Elle Style Awards being named Woman of the Year for some reason, and there must be something going around Hollywood, because she’s the latest hottie to chop off most of her hair (for some reason). And I don’t know about you guys, but I am not a fan. Thankfully, she’s still got those amazing chesticles to distract me though, and I’ve found that as long as I keep my eyes between Katy’s shoulders and her stomach, I can make this new look work for me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Selena Gomez Gets Leggy

Yesterday, I said that Selena Gomez needed to step it up to keep her hot streak alive, and looks like she was listening to me, because she busted out this awesome leg show for the paps today. Now that’s more like it! And for those of you who don’t believe that a blogger like me could have any influence whatsoever over Selena’s wardrobe choices… well, you’re probably right. But let me have this one. My mom’s already started bragging to all the neighbors. Photos: Fameflynet

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day