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Klara Klassman is a Dream of the Day

I don’t know who Klara Klassman is…but I’d like…because she’s perfect..and totally exciting, fresh and new in a grimy as fuck, just wants to be a model, and is doing a good enough job to get me to notice, kind of way…. It is one of life’s great tragedies that I have only heard about her today I feel like all those years of jerking off to other girls was me cheating on her…. Maybe I am just being too romantic, I always get like this on Valentine’s Day….

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Katherine Webb for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Katherine Webb, who was Miss Alabama 2012 and Top 10 Finalist in the 2012 Miss USA Pageant, who is less importantly for us…because we hate these situations…but pretty importantly for her….is the girlfriend of Alabama Quarterback A.J. McCarron, who generated some useless scandal during one of his games when the reporter talked about hot hot she was and how get Quarterbacks get all the cake and by cake I mean vagina…vagina that is now in Sports Illustrated…goin’ big….. To See All the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Content – And THere is Lots of It FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Beyonce for Vogue of the Day

I don’t know why I do this to myself…but here I am posting Beyonce photoshopped to look like she doesn’t have a penis…you know in what Jay Z would want her to look like so that he wouldn’t have to drink as hard as he does to go back home to bed with her the 4 nights a year they spend together….in their fake relationship for publicity that made a baby…cuz I guess every once in a while you gotta cum in a bitch and it sticks… Who cares. Here she is in Vogue trying to look hot…

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Sofia Vergara Not Naked for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits..and she’s not naked for Glamour Mexico…because like all South Americans, she thinks she’s too good to get naked for Mexico….you know all elitist and Hollywood now….probably with a deep rooted hatred for her spanish speaking southern country neighbor cuz in America.. where she’s paved her way….she’s probably been called a Mexican way too many times that whenever she hears Mexico she spits on the fucking ground in spite….or maybe I’m just getting a little too carried away on this….when I shouldn’t have even bothered noting these pics since they aren’t nude.

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Sofia Vergara Not Naked for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

Adrianne Curry is the enemy, but it is nice to see her resorting to taking pics in the shower, like some low level internet girlfriend, trying to get a little male attention and stay relevant, even if she never was relevant and her entire existence was hard bottom feeding….from marrying Brady Bunch stars in reality shows….to getting naked on twitter…she’s all kinds of garbage….but I’m compelled to watch her desperation heat up…because she deserves nothing but horrible things…

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Adrianne Curry is in the Shower for Social Media of the Day

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Bra for Lucky March 2013 of the Day

OMG! Lauren Conrad exists….she didn’t blow up with the rest of the cast of the HILLS like she should have…but I guess that’s because she’s gone onto bigger and better things….like posing in LUCKY magazine 5 years later, a magazine with a readership of at leaser 200 women at the gyno office….and she’s even showing a little bra to really set off fire alarms….letting us all know she’s not dead…even though she might as well could be….considering how much she matters now that her pollution has been taken off TV….. And the real question is…how many dudes do you think have jerked off to her? I’m thinking not that many…

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Helen Flanagan Has Megan Fox’s Stupid Old Tattoo

You guys know how much I’ve been enjoying Helen Flanagan these days. I’ve even considered dumping Kate Upton for her, so yeah, things are getting pretty serious. But now I find out she’s got Megan Fox’s stupid Marilyn Monroe tattoo, the one Megan finally smartened up and removed ? This is the first I’m noticing it on Helen though, probably because she’s not showing off any of her trademark cleavage, so there’s nothing else to distract me. What a shame, but at least it’s not on her as a tramp stamp, I guess. Now that would just be creepy. » view all 40 photos Related Articles: Helen Flanagan Drops Some Awesome Clavage Helen Flanagan Is Definitely The New Kate Upton Helen Flanagan’s Super Busty FHM Preview Photos: WENN.com

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Anna Hutchison Knows How To Dress

I’m not really sure who Anna Hutchison is, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. That’s some A-list cleavage she’s dropping at the B-list Spartacus: War of the Damned premiere. According to my sources at Google, Anna’s from New Zealand, and was in Cabin in the Woods as the hot blonde — which I actually saw, but I guess Anna wasn’t that memorable. Probably because she wasn’t dressed like this. Well, I won’t be forgetting her from now on. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Lacey Banghard topless pictures

Lacey Banghard is stunning – have a look at her big boobs in these posed for the camera photo shoot pictures and enjoy because she is so hot Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Super Busty Tweet

I guess Jessica Simpson didn’t appreciate all the attention I gave her sister yesterday , because she sent out this busty Tweet. I’m no doctor, but judging from those baby bumps, I’d say she’s at least a few months along. And hey, if Jessica keeps this up, I’ll be following her pregnancy closer than People Magazine . It’s time to start the Jessica Simpson Pregnant Boob Watch: Day 1. Related Articles: Jessica Simpson’s Jeans Let Me Down Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat

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