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Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….

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Realistic New Year’s Resolutions

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The Side-Eye: Rita Slora Enraged By Reality Star Claiming Camel Humped Her Loose Rump!

If it’s not true, why is she so mad? Rita Ora has been dealing with rumors that Jay-Z chopped that thang to smithereens for awhile now, but she completely lost her isht on Twitter after a British reality star tried to air her out. Via DailyMail reports : After being accused of cheating by her ex Rob Kardashian, Rita Ora has taken to Twitter to once again defend herself against claims she slept with her mentor Jay-Z. The extramarital accusations were tweeted at the 22-year-old singer by Georgie Shore star Holly Hagan on Wednesday. ‘I’ve been told to say that Rita ora has been ALLEGEDLY bukin jay z! I repeat ALLEDGELY [sic],’ the reality star tweeted. ‘Apparently beyonce is denying claims… But if I gt cheated on I’d also deny it #embarrassing,’ the flame-haired Hagan wrote before deleting her posts. The How We Do singer, who has been on holiday in Dubai, quickly responded in a series of tweets that were also later removed from her feed. ‘I stayed silent on one bulls**t rumour but this one I have to speak,’ she wrote. ‘Neva eva will any1 includin a red head dum z listin attention seekin whore try talk s**t about me& my family holly wateva da f*k ur name is,’ she rebuked. Hagan later hit back, taking pride in her ‘z-list’ status: ‘You are all thick if u think just because someone’s absolutely stunning they won’t get cheated on…Cheryl cole? No relationship is perfect.’ She continued: ‘Oooopsy getting told off don’t shoot the messenger! Of course I’m only a Z-list why would anyone care what I say ‘ ‘I only tweeted what I’d seen of lots of other people, I didn’t call anyone anything, there is no need for death threats though that’s sick.’ Rita was signed to Jay-Z’s label Roc Nation over four years ago when she was just 18 and frequently hung out with the rapper’s wife Beyonce. Does anyone else find this whole thing rather amusing? Talk about much ado about humping. WENN

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Behind the Break Up

With Kim Kardashian having filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, numerous theories are flying around for why this marriage couldn’t last longer than 73 days. The most prominent being: D’uh! They were never really in love! They pocketed millions of dollars and made fools out of millions of fans. it’s difficult to dispute this notion. Other sources claim the couple’s living arrangements were an issue, as Kris wanted to settle down in Minnesota, but Kim clamored for life in Los Angeles. It seems hard to believe this topic would actually lead to divorce at this point in the pair’s lives, however, considering Kris will be flying around half the year anyway for his job in the NBA, while Kardashian spends every other weekend traveling to a different location for… whatever the heck she does for a living. So… what went wrong?!? Hilariously, an insider tells TMZ the main point of contention rested in the fact that Humphries grew too fame-obsessed during the relationship. He was reportedly looking to brand himself with colognes and appearances. He began “chasing fame,” the source claims , quoting Kim as saying to a pal recently: “He’s not in f**king Hollywood. He plays sports.” Yes, folks, Kim Kardashian was angry because someone else – the man she supposedly loved! – wanted to make money without actually putting in any work. We don’t even have a joke here. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Taylor Swift Opens Up About ‘Mine’ Wedding Scene

On a special doc about making the video, Swift also explains why she picked co-star Toby Hemingway. By Jocelyn Vena Taylor Swift Photo: CMT When fans check out the video for Taylor Swift’s “Mine,” they will be quick to notice how fetching she looks in a wedding dress. And while she only donned the garment for the clip, directed by Roman White, that scene is what had everyone buzzing long before the video even premiered. “The video is a story of a relationship,” Swift told CMT in the half-hour special that airs Friday night (August 27) at 8 p.m. ET, before the video’s premiere on MTV, CMT and VH1. “It really tells the story of these two people and the things that they go through and their life together. “The wedding scene in the video is the thing that’s been talked most about because someone got a picture of it when we were shooting it,” she continued, “but I think you’ll find there’s a lot in the video. That may just be one part of it.” Swift also excitedly dished on her co-star, Toby Hemingway from the upcoming “Black Swan.” “I picked him because he’s in one of my favorite movies, ‘Feast of Love,’ ” Swift said. “In another movie that he was in, he walks onscreen for the first time, and he had a ’13’ on his sweatshirt, and that’s my lucky number,” she revealed. “So it really wasn’t me that cast him. It was my lucky number.” So far, fans have been eating up the single, causing it to spike to the top of the charts since its leak and subsequent release earlier this month. “I got on a plane, I landed in Japan, and it was No. 1 on iTunes. And when I got on the plane, I had no intention of having a single out until two weeks from now,” she said. “It just ended up so wonderful, and I’m really appreciative of the fans for jumping right on it.” Swift’s fans will have more to be excited about come October, when she releases her album Speak Now . “I put everything I had into this album for the last two years, so for it to have a great little start, it really makes me happy,” she said. “Making this album has been such a wonderful experience, and I’m really excited to roll out the first single and the first video.” Related Artists Taylor Swift

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Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies…. So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

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