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Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy

Posted on March 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is, but here is The Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous….even though she’s not quite famous…but she’s trying and as pathetic as trying to be famous is…it is still funny.. 1- Get on a TV show in Canada with Drake, or any where you are from, because Local market TV is good for the resume. 2- Get on a TV show in America, no matter how bad it is…just get on it. 3- Use being on that show as an excuse to attend any and all events, because the show marketing budget translates back to you, and after the show is cancelled, you’ll still have those social media fans… 4- Decide you are a singer….record songs no one listens to, release videos no one watches…. 5- Turn into an instagram whore, get implants, post tits, and ass…because tits get hits and hits get you paid motherfucker… Then fuck a producer….Pretty basic stuff… The post Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Copies Kim Kardashian Cuz She’s Thirsty of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chelsea Handler may be a 100 year old, out of work, entertainment host and comedian, but she is not too old to take a pic of her bare ass to try to mimic Kim Kardashian because she’s not very funny, interesting, original, or comedic…but instead, thirsty for all the attention she can get because her show was cancelled – and I’m all for all asses exposed always…because I am a pervert.

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Kim Kardashian Frontal Nude for Paper of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s a porn chick, frontal is part of what she was trained to do. This isn’t a big deal, this is Kim Kardashian doing whatever it takes to get noticed by anyone who still cares. She’s one all media, every magazine, and this is her trying to figure out relevance and how to keep it…but at least she’s showing tits…because tits, even fake tits on useless trash as worth looking at…right..right~

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Rita Ora Does the Rihanna of the Day

Posted on October 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora does the Rihanna every day of her life, because Rihanna is the only reason Rita Ora exists… From what I remember, which may not be accurate at all, I drink a lot and don’t really give a fuck about these idiots, but from what I remember, even though I’m not a reliable source…. She was imported from the UK, in a time when Rihanna was aggressively renegotiating contracts, and even borderline insane, and the labels were like, we need a back-up plan – so they threw money and a work Visa at this one, she came to America and sat and sat until one day being relevant for herself…dating the right people, collaborating with the right people, and most importantly, showing off her tits to the right people…us…because tits get hits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Julianne Hough Hard Nipple of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough has a hard nipple while leaving the set of Dancing with the Stars…a show I’ve always hated because it gave people who would otherwise end up strippers jobs on TV that got them rich and famous, like this was the 1920s Hollywood where song and dance talent actually mattered when it came to performing… But then I realized that it gives girls at home the idea of learning how to dance, so that when all else fails, they can fall back on stripping because of those skills learned early on in life, thanks to Dancing with the Stars… So in ways, this show perpetuates stripping for money, ensuring that career and industry will live on for another generation… That said, I don’t care about hard nipples, and haven’t really since I was about 12, but I know you do, because you have the sexual experience of a 12 year old… So here’s you favorite Dancing with the Stars chick – hard nippled…

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Hunger Magazine Has Good Covers of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hunger Magazine put out a series of new covers shot by Rankin…starring Camilla Christensen, Hollie-May Saker, Grace Bol, Soo Joo Park, Kirsi Pyrhonen, Anais Pouliot, Neelam Gill and they are making me hungry…for vagina…because for some reason in their fashionable griminess…they are highly erotic…it’s like strip a girl down to her underwear, grease her up and shoot her in a photo studio and people like me suddenly become interested in the fashion industry…or this magazine….it’s just that easy.

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Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini… I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits… I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

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Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba… Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox… In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lara Bingle Topless Beach of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Bingle is topless on the beach, because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks to being located in Europe. I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls on the beach are all worth looking at, and even photographing, because tits are magical… In conclsion, topless girls on the beach, no matter how jankity, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they are worthless and that’s a fact. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Birdie for Stephen Tilly of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The photographer’s name is Stephen Tilly …the model’s name is Birdie…I think they are from New Zealand, but I can’t be too sure because digging into this would require work and the whole reason I have this site is so that I don’t have to work.. But what I can be sure of is that she is a young model, who I would hate to offend by calling a hipster, because hipsters are bad, and she’s so good, but to and old fuck like me, anyone who wears American Apparel is a fucking hipster, and that’s pretty much everyone…it’s like the mainstream are all bunch of weirdo freaks trying to be different, yet in turn all being the same and trying to fit in…not that it matters.. What matters is that she’s showing her tits…because tits aren’t porn at least that’s what I keep telling everyone to get them to show me their tits… Either way, here are the awesome pics…

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