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Check Out Vanessa Hudgens’ Busty Friend In A Bikini!

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I bet you didn’t think that you’d wake up this morning and find pictures of Vanessa Hudgens meditating on a yacht while wearing bikini. It’s quite shocking because usually girls of her age are boozing it up and rubbing chesticles with their very busty friends. And speaking of busty friends, it’s a good thing that Vanessa brought her’s along in case of an emergency. I’m pretty sure those huge flotation devices are U.S. Coast Guard-approved.

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Nude Internet Model Arrested for Public Nudity Pics of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the story. An internet model who runs one of those teen model sites you may or may not remember from the early 2000s, before cam girls and everyday girls on facebook existed, got arrested for public nudity, but not just any nudity, nudity at a Catholic school…Lincoln Pius X campus…a school she once went to, reminding us that Catholic School girls are naughty, posing on the school’s football field, her leg hanging in front of the school’s motto — “Restore All Things in Christ” — and with a crucifix dangling. Cuz Catholic girls are “freaks”. I used to bang one who would read the bible while I did her from behind, and another one who would fuck religious artifacts, like crucifixes and statues of Mary and shit. Weird. Apparently she was charged with Public Nudity, because the law in Nebraska, where she is from, states that women are not allowed to show their nipples. It’s obviously a publicity stunt, that’s why I don’t really care about the story, the models name, but someone emailed me the pics, and I like naked pics, so here they are.

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Rihanna’s Instagram Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna played dress-up for Instagram, modeling some bullshit, popping her booty, doing what she does, and I am just bummed that I’m looking at her clothed bum and not pics of her spread asshole. You see, there’s something magical about a real deal exhibitionist slut. especially when they don’t need to be exhibitionists cuz they make money, have money, and just do it for fun. While, a cock tease in tight clothes is just a fucking bummer. But I’ll post the pics anyway, I got nothing else going on.

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Maria Menounos Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Menounos celebrated her 35th birthday cuz she’s old as fuck, and in celebrating her 35th birthday party she got into a bikini top because I guess she didn’t get the memo that no one wants to see a 35 year old in a fucking bikini. There’s this thing that happens at 34, where a bikini becomes off limits, no matter how fit a bitch is, but for some reason ,bitches never follow that rule. Not that I’m complaining, I look at any disaster in a bikini, I’m just looking out for her best interest, you know if I don’t let her know she’s old as fuck, no one will, cuz being on TV means everyone around you just sucks your dick all day and makes shit delusional… At least she covered up her greek vagina (ass), by wearing shorts, because usually the ass is the first to start melting.

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Anais Pouliot In Some See Through Outfit of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some Terry Richardson impersonator…because you know Terry Richardson invented the hot model snapshot in front of the white wall showing her tit….named Viktor Vauthier – did a shoot with Montreal model I never shared my igloo with and only found about about through her nude modeling….named Anais Pouliot….pronounced “ANUS POO A LOT” ….true story…..but hot enough for me to not laugh at the infantile joke….but to instead get turned on by the though of her anus and her mass amount of poo on my dick after fucking it….you know in a lot of ways her silly name is suggestive of so many good things…. Here are the pics…of a hot local model for me…turned pro and willing to get naked…like so many french strippers before her…

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Anais Pouliot In Some See Through Outfit of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some Terry Richardson impersonator…because you know Terry Richardson invented the hot model snapshot in front of the white wall showing her tit….named Viktor Vauthier – did a shoot with Montreal model I never shared my igloo with and only found about about through her nude modeling….named Anais Pouliot….pronounced “ANUS POO A LOT” ….true story…..but hot enough for me to not laugh at the infantile joke….but to instead get turned on by the though of her anus and her mass amount of poo on my dick after fucking it….you know in a lot of ways her silly name is suggestive of so many good things…. Here are the pics…of a hot local model for me…turned pro and willing to get naked…like so many french strippers before her…

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Miranda Kerr is Hot in Jack of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is one of those moms who doesn’t offend me…you know the kind of bitch you have never met and never will meet and have no real grasp of her actual personality to judge anything about her other than her bikini body you see in half naked photoshoots….a body that is good enough to ignore that if some act of god happened….and you were in a situation where you could have her…you’d take her ignoring the fact that a baby was shat out of that pussy you want to eat so bad it squirts….making her a rare event because usually a baby makes even the hottest pussy something to avoid….an STD worse than aids because it talks and annoys as it leeches your life, beauty and everything…..but for some reason Miranda Kerr’s doing ok with it….at least in half naked pictures of herself….hot.

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Miranda Kerr is Hot in Jack of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is one of those moms who doesn’t offend me…you know the kind of bitch you have never met and never will meet and have no real grasp of her actual personality to judge anything about her other than her bikini body you see in half naked photoshoots….a body that is good enough to ignore that if some act of god happened….and you were in a situation where you could have her…you’d take her ignoring the fact that a baby was shat out of that pussy you want to eat so bad it squirts….making her a rare event because usually a baby makes even the hottest pussy something to avoid….an STD worse than aids because it talks and annoys as it leeches your life, beauty and everything…..but for some reason Miranda Kerr’s doing ok with it….at least in half naked pictures of herself….hot.

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Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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