There’s nothing wrong with bragging a little to your girlfriends about your man and what he does for you in the bedroom, but there’s no need to share that information with the entire world. Love & Hip Hop: New York star Amina Buddafly didn’t get that memo, though, and took to Instagram to share a photo of her man, Peter […]
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved links from around the web! Cancel your weekend plans, Autoblow 2+ is here Fleshbot AnnaLynne McCord braless in a white blouse Taxi Driver Movie Gigi Hadid see-through on the runway The Nip Slip Cora Keegan’s bare bush Drunken Stepfather Holly Peers naked in her bedroom Egotastic All Stars Sensual Jane drops a blue bikini Boobie Blog Charli XCX gets cleavy in a bodysuit Last Men on Earth Movie Merchandise from Hell: Congo Action Figures Double Viking A pantsless Charlotte McKinney is my favorite Charlotte McKinney Steakwood … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved links from around the web! Cancel your weekend plans, Autoblow 2+ is here Fleshbot AnnaLynne McCord braless in a white blouse Taxi Driver Movie Gigi Hadid see-through on the runway The Nip Slip Cora Keegan’s bare bush Drunken Stepfather Holly Peers naked in her bedroom Egotastic All Stars Sensual Jane drops a blue bikini Boobie Blog Charli XCX gets cleavy in a bodysuit Last Men on Earth Movie Merchandise from Hell: Congo Action Figures Double Viking A pantsless Charlotte McKinney is my favorite Charlotte McKinney Steakwood … read more
Here’s a video for Big Brother a show that I am not interested in watching and have never been interested in watching…but that I am watching now…at least this clip of it…because it is apparently one of the contestants jerking off and smearing his cum on the girl he is jerking off with… I don’t know if this dude is actually jerking off, or if watching a dude jerking off is something you are into, whether on Network Television or their webcast livefeed to keep their shit going 24 hours a day for fat, lonely, trailer trash with nothing better to do with their lives….but I assume public masturbation is, because it is the only way you can show people your pathetic dick…creeper.. All this to say, everything is porn, because humans are horny…stop repressing us mainstream media….let these two fuck graphic sex…instead of making them hide it under the covers like a bunch of religious weirdos…which they obviously aren’t, they are on Big Brother… The post Big Brother Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
“She looks phenomenal,” S.I.#39;s Senior Editor, MJ Day told People. “She has the legs of a 30-year-old and the face of an angel. She#39;s what you aspire to look like at 60. She#39;s mind-blowingly beautiful.” The day after Brinkley turns the big 6-0, Sports Illustrated will celebrate its anniversary with “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful” on NBC, which will highlight the mag#39;s most popular cover girls throughout the years. Of course, Brinkley is among the list of beautie
Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating While Walking His Dog Gotta love Florida … Via Sun-Sentinel A man accused a week ago of walking his dog while masturbating in public is back in jail after being linked to a similar crime, deputies said. Luis Mora, 63, of West Palm Beach, was released from Palm Beach County Jail June 20 after being charged with voyeurism, burglary, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. But he landed back in jail Thursday on additional burglary and voyeurism charges. The first incident happened June 11, when a woman reported a man looking through her bedroom window. It happened at 11:30 p.m. in the 1400 block of Stone Haven Estates Drive, less than 1/4-mile from Mora’s home in West Palm Beach, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s arrest report. The woman was in her bedroom with her boyfriend when her boyfriend heard a scraping noise just outside the window. The boyfriend looked outside to see a small dog, but when he looked to the right, he saw a man looking into the bedroom while standing on a lawn chair leaning against the house, according to the report. All the free freaky flicks floating around the internet and this mouth-breathing creep wants to peak inside windows and isht. SMH. Image via Twitter
Meet Heide Lindgren . I’ve never heard of her before, but according to my sources, she’s from Florida and got voted one of the “top new faces to watch” by French Vogue . Although after this photoshoot, I’d say it’s more like one of the top new bodies. Anyway, I’m not sure whose bright idea it was to get her wearing lingerie on a yacht instead of a bikini, but I approve. And hey, I guess it’s no weirder than asking her to go motorboating in my bedroom. Which I plan on doing as soon as I find Heide on Twitter. » view all 11 photos
Amanda Orleander, broadcasting live from her bedroom, is the emerging star of Periscope. Amanda Oleander, 25, is one of the stars of Periscope, Twitter#39;s new live broadcasting platform and has been #39;loved#39; over 7.5 million times in less than a month since it launched. Branded the Kim Kardashian of the social platform, when the brunette starts a live stream, thousands of Periscope users around the globe stop what they#39;re doing to watch. In a recent broadcast, Amanda addressed her
Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?