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Pink Drinkin’ Beer in a Pink Dress of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know Pink wearing a dress is probably nothing exciting to you, but in my quest to find out if Pink’s got a dick or just looks like she does it is a big deal…. See her hair is short, she’s drinking a beer, her legs are thick all signs of being a fucking dude but she’s in a dress and heels and a dress and heels is one step closer to making me think she’s probably a girl who just looks like she has a cock and not a man who pretends to be a girl…but then again I did have this neighbor who died a few years ago and when we snuck into his apartment to steal his shit, he had a closet full of women’s clothes, and dude was never married, but he did have a lot of dainty men walk in and out of his place multiple times a day, every day, not to mention the landlord also found him dead wearing nylons and heels…..making me think that maybe this dress proves nothing…. The real scary thing in all this is that I have met straight men who have told me they find this girl hot…something they may want to take to their therapist to help determine the root of all their problems is the fact they are in the fucking closet…. So this post proves nothing and is just a waste of fucking time, something I like to think I’ve got good at the last 6 years of this shit… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Super Strong Beer Hits the U.S.

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

Last November, the BrewDog, a three-year-old Scottish microbrewery, released a new brand, dubbed Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The beer set a new record by weighing in at a scary 32% alcohol by volume (ABV), more than six times the strength of familiar domestic brands like Budweiser. As told on the company’s website (it shows stirred penguin sex), the brewery was able to maximize the alcohol content by freezing the beer at a local ice cream factory, at temperatures as low as -6°C (21°F), for 21 days. As alcohol freezes at lower temperatures than water, and removing water from the solution increased the concentration of the alcohol. Jim Watt, one of the BewDog’s co-founders, says that some bottles of Tactical Nuclear Penguin are in the process for shipping to a few stores in California and New York City. About half of the consumers buying beer from BrewDog’s are Americans. This was then Watt’s reference of setting-up a higher market demand. As said on the label of the Tactical Nuclear Penguin bottles, “This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. It is exactly the same manner you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.” This led to be critiqued by some alcohol watchdog groups who aren’t happy with the company’s tactics. Jack Law, the chief executive of Alcohol Focus Scotland recognized BrewDog’s high-alcohol products as “irresponsible.” Watt’s statement was “We’re all for responsible consumption, but as we all know, beer and responsibility often don’t mix. So enjoy the beer wars at your own risk.” Super Strong Beer Hits the U.S. is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading →

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Jake Gyllanhaal is a Faggot of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I was in a bar and Jake Gyllanhaal the clost faggot walked in with 5 fat chicks cuz he’s gay and gay dudes love fat chicks…..He danced like a little bitch on the bench of his booth like he didn’t crave cock…but I had a feeling he did….then I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his bullshit, so I decided to take the pussy off his high horse and I don’t really care what gay cowboy he fucks so I said: Hey aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger…. So apparently that hurts a little bitches ego…..so the little bitch started screaming in my face like a role he reversed…he started screaming shit like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he isn’t an ass licking homo….I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…of 60 dollars… The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. It’s some bullshit ego shit that doesn’t respect their patrons….Garde Manger Bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall aka Gay in the ass cuz I’m a little bitch Hall…. This is DrunkenStepfather.com motherfuckers…..So stop pretending you like girls, faggot…your fat chicks who you use to protect you from meeting real girls don’t cut it, Faggot….Stop killing Australians cuz you crush on them, Faggot…the war is on…I will make sure you and your pussy behavior gets broken the fuck down…. I will ruin this guy and you will help… On a sidenote – this faggot tried to have a bitch fight with the beautiful girl I was with. He actually tried to hit her…Jake Gyllanhaal wants to fight girls…and I am not joking…Seriously… All this bitch wants is to suck on a dick … He is the Lady Gaga of Movies…A pussy. He’s done….he sucked his beer bottle like it was a fucking dick…seriously… Dude thinks he owns the city…he thinks he decides who leaves bars when he wants…he thinks he is important…he’s not…he’s a fucking bitch…and I will break him…seriously…he has a shitty celebrity and I will ruin that celebrity….he beats up women…. Some celebs are down to earth. This cokehead loser…is a cokehead loser….he is so into himself and he actually hit a woman… HE HIT A WOMAN…. Bubble Boy hit a girl…at a restaurant called Garde Manger…Who seem to think it’s ok to hit a girl…call them and tell them… (514) 678-5044?…to not hit a girl…..call the restaurant (514) 678-5044?…..complain… His crew was holding him back…..he beats up girls… Love Jesus….Martinez….

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Kat Von D Shoes Off Her Slummy Body of the Day

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really like slummy pussy, it’s really not my favorite kind of pussy, but since I pretty much like all pussy, I figured I shouldn’t desciminate a bitch showing off her shitty body just because she looks like the bathroom wall of a truck stop to advertise that her daddy didn’t hug her enough growing up, so she trying to fill the void…. Sure she pretty much turned herself into what looks like a notepad after a boring class or meeting, filled with irrelevant doodles and words you would never frame and put on your wall. But since I’ve had my fair share of slummy pussy cuz slummy pussy is usually the easiest pussy to pay to fuck, so I’m used to this kind of mess since slummy pussy always comes with a little more than you really want, whether it’s rashes, smells or ghetto tattoos,… So here’s Kat Von D showin’ of her beer belly and ugly tats you probably like cuz you have no taste. Pics via Fame

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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton , bathing suit, boobies… Etc. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

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The Weekend Peekend – 2/4/2010

Posted on February 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brett Erlich and Ellen Fox take a peek at what's coming up this weekend including From Paris with Love, Dear John, & Frozen. Also, new on DVD, is The House of the Devil, Amelia, & Zombieland. The Rotten Tomatoes Show is a movie review show that airs on Thursday nights at 10:30 e/p on Current TV. From reviews of the newest releases to commentary on cult favorites and movie trends, each episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show is a fast-paced, comedic journey through the week in cinema. For more from the Rotten Tomatoes Show: http://rottentomatoesshow.com For more about movies from Current: http://current.com/movie added by: Ellen_Fox

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Super Bowl Commercial Culture Wars

Posted on February 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Woman! Get OUT of the kitchen!

Posted on January 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

Picture the scene, you’ve invited the guys around to watch the big game, it’s all going well, the whistle goes for half time, and the eyes of the room are on you.  You tell them you ordered a pizza to arrive on the stroke of half time, you look around expecting to be showered with praise and to… Continue reading →

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5 Rules of a Good Wingman

Posted on January 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood

• 5 Rules of a Good Wingman • How To Plan A Manly Dinner Party • World’s Sexiest MILF • New Russian Super Hottie • Beer + Cleavage = Awesome! • Cops Can Be Very Dumb Continue reading →

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New York’s Most Famous "Mail-Order Bride" Is Doing Better Than Ever

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Six months ago, Glamour introduced us to 27 year-old Lera Loeb , a Ukranian girl who found love and a rich American husband through a marriage brokerage service. Now she’s working on a book and a television series. What’s her secret?

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