When Emilty Ratajkowski gets herself in the right light and by the right light I mean half naked..or fully naked…is tolerable…even if she’s got nothing interesting and is probably a horrible person and a/or hooker who used to fuck Kanye West before becoming a titty model turned hollywood…
So this is the reason Hilaria Baldwin is a Baldwin, with a Baldwin baby, who will have the best education available, rather than live in the one bedroom shitty apartment she once lived in, before becoming a Baldwin…Young and Nimble… If I was an old, rich, fuck who has plowed through countless hot pussies, getting some of the pregnant a long the way…I’d figure this would be on my checklist when it comes to gold diggers… It all makes sense.
When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego… I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When you are a bottom feeding fame whore and you call the paparazzi to your backyard to get them to take pics of you to post to the paparazzi agency sites so that the media pick up on you in your bikini – because this low level fame is all you ever wanted and you’re not going to put it to waste now that you got it – you make things interesting with a hand stand…because otherwise they are just typical boring bikini pics far less interesting than the nude modelling she did in her 20s, before becoming this money grubbing ego… I am not a fan of Joanna Krupa or her rise to the lowest possible level of celebrity…but I am into middle aged chicks doing handstands for attention…it’s up there with juggling… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Khloe Kardashian is back on Twitter, but this time she isn’t alone. A day after telling critics to bring their daggers because harsh words only make her stronger, and hours after getting all profound and writing that her love can’t be explained , Khloe has let off some online steam. “Why do peps take everything so literally?!? Relax,” she wrote. “Peps make up whatever THEY want to believe. Would rather stay quiet then have my words twisted. My motto lately… F–k you.” Ouch . Tell us how you really feel, Double K! Kim Kardashian, meanwhile, posted the photo above to Instagram and didn’t include any curse words in her caption. She simply labeled this a “serious sister moment.” But it’s just nice to see the siblings getting along. Earlier reports claimed Kim was pressuring Khloe to divorce Lamar Odom because he’s been soiling the family’s respectable brand, an allegation that seemed fishy from the outset. After all… Kardashian name? Respectable? Ray J might have a few things to say about that.
Before Jersey Shore, before Dancing With the Stars, before becoming a mom to baby boy Lorenzo, Snooki was just a normal girl trying to fit in. What wasn’t normal, however, was her eating disorder. Snooki & Sasha Farber – Dancing With the Stars Week 4 Last night, the reality star opened up about that longtime battle during her segment on Dancing With the Stars , admitting that “it got really, really bad.” “Cheerleading was my life in high school but it wasn’t always easy for me,” Snooki said, recalling her more difficult times. “I started to be anorexic.” “There were these little girls coming up, like freshmen, who were literally, like, 70 pounds. And I was like, my spot as a flier is going to get taken away.” “So I ended up starving myself,” she said. “I started eating one salad a day, and then it became, like, one cracker a day, and then it became just one grape a day.” “And then… just not eating at all for three days.” “It was a really, really, bad time for me.” In retrospect, the 25-year-old says she can look back at how “dark” that period of her life was and can move forward to “make new positive memories.” The reality star added that she decided to open up about her struggles in hopes that it’ll help out fans who might be going through similar situations. Like the example set by this week’s eliminated star Valerie Harper , that’s more important than any Dancing With the Stars results she achieves this season.
Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay…. Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits… Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….
A Croatian author has filed a lawsuit suit accusing Angelina Jolie of lifting parts of his 2007 novel for her writing-directing effort In the Land of Blood and Honey , basically arguing that the female protagonist in both works is subject to “being raped continuously by soldiers and officers” before becoming “a servant at the camp headquarters, a duty assumed by very few of the captives.” Having seen Blood and Honey , I can tell you this isn’t even an especially accurate description of the film or the context of the woman’s servitude, but hey. No such thing as bad publicity, etc. etc. [ Radar ]
I don’t get what’s going on with Christina Aguilera, I just know that it’s fucking weird. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Pretty much all of her is shit. From her fucked uo looking face that may or may not have been accidented, to her sloppy, thick, fat girl body, it’s just a fucking mess on some retired stripper recovering from a meth addiction by replacing it with a donut addiction picking up her half black kid at school look and I am really not into it….I like my strippers young and fresh faces just doing it to get by who are dabbling with E and Speed but haven’t yet gone meth deep….. I don’t get why she’s not showing off her fake tits at the Burlesque bottom feeding to get attention for their shitty movie tour, cuz at least when she does that like she was Katy Perry I can distract myself from everything horrible about her that I just can’t ignore when her tits are being neglected…not that you care….you’d fuck anything…so here she is lookin’ like shit.
What the fuck is going on in this photoshopped to shit Kardashian Christmas card but I know it’s really obnoxious, trashy, tacky, embarrassing, hysterical, maybe even erotic cuz you know how much dick has been inside these lazy bitches as they lived off their OJ trial inheritance before becoming pornstars with black dudes….it is so bad that it has got to be a joke…. The good news is that it is the season of Christmas Miracles and if that is true, then maybe we’ll be lucky enough for them to get in a bus accident on the way to church or wherever the fuck they go as a group, where they are all in the same place at the same time…it’s one of those Goodwill toward man situations that I’ve got on my Christmas list along with the ability to get an erection and a decent pussy to use that erection on as well as winning the lottery, a luxury villa, my wife’s mysterious disappearance and much more good stuff I’ll have to get into over the next week cuz I can’t give out all my Christmas Cheer in one shitty Kardashian Christmas card post…. To See The Rest of these Pics Follow This Link