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J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”… True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing…. I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

Shauna Sand Having Sex and Giving a Blowjob in St Barths of the Day

I have done a lot of posts on Shauna Sand over the years….because she’s a tormented divorcee who loves attention and who really milked her Playboy fame into motherhood after marrying some joke of an actor….that is fun to laugh at as she tries to get noticed…. She spent his money and lived a life of a stripper….at least in appearancee before deciding late in her career to finally release a sex tape I had the exclusive on – with one of her male escorts she hired from euro modeling agencies ….too many years too late….that didn’t end up having much impact on anything she did…leading to their break-up…and the world being reminded of how gross her pussy is……. She has since replaced her porn boy toy with a new male escort she gets from europe…..that she banged on a public beach…..early in may.. Here is the email the paparazzi sent me last night trying to make as much money as they can off these…..I couldn’t afford to buy them…. taken in early May in St Barts. Shauna Sand fornicating on the public beach with her boy toy. Pics are taken legally and with consent from Shauna and the dude. They are available at per picture rates if you’re interested. Please let me know The fact they have consent, obviosuly cuz she probably paid them for this, as part of her marketing campaign, makes it far less interesting, but if I didnt’ post it, I wouldn’t be doing what I am here to do, which is celebrate these attention seeking trashcans trying to stay relevant and get reality shows thru sex….20 years too late…a misguided professional dancer who lived in Paris only to become this….my kind of girl…Garbage…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cheryl Cole in Some Self Promotion Calendar Bullshit of the Day

Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot… I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…

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Cheryl Cole in Some Self Promotion Calendar Bullshit of the Day

Aspiring Models Nude for Fashion of the Day

Ceci Barros, Rocio Somoza and Allison Lopez are topless…..I don’t know who these cunts are either, I just know they are aspiring models who are willing to get topless for money or to advance their careers and I think that’s something worth celebrating. These are probably some of the same girls who just 2 years ago, before deciding they had the chance to make it as models, wouldn’t get naked on camera for anyone, but now all of a sudden, it’s just business. Sure lots of girls have this attitude, because they are whores, but I still think not enough girls strip down for personal gain…So they need to stop wasting their time doing the masters degrees, law degrees and doctorates, because education doesn’t pay…getting naked does… This is just where we are at in the world, not that getting naked for money is a new thing, it’s just that it’s more mainstream thing thanks to the Internet, cuz girls who never would have got naked this easily are, cuz we are desentized and they know what it takes to keep the fuck up…. As long as you spin that there is personal gain in the mix for them, and I’ve learned that a dude jerking off to them isn’t quite enough…they seem pretty inclined to deliver the goods… So here are some “model” tit, you probably wouldn’t have been able to see prior to them deciding they want to be models, but now shit’s all over the internet…WTF. OMG.

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Aspiring Models Nude for Fashion of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Is Not Attractive

Ashley Tisdale is by no means an attractive woman, she’s actually pretty ugly if you ask me, so I’m not sure why I’m posting pictures of her in her period outfit. I’m still a little sick and after looking at this post I’m pretty sure I drank way too much cough medicine before deciding this was a good idea. I guess it’s too late now, at least if there were some ass shots we’d have something good to look at, those boobs are more like sip-sacks than funbags. So disappointing. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

Twinkie Shark Cupcake

For the predator and processed foods enthusiast.

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‘Something, Something, Something Darkside’ Trailer

Just in Time for the Holidays! And it looks awesome. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Lily Allen Breast Tattoo [NSFW]

Jay Norwell went thru many magazines before deciding to have a tattoo of Lily Allen's breasts tattooed on his butt.

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Lily Allen Breast Tattoo [NSFW]