Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…
Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…
Here are Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo keeping us in the loop of what they are up to in their fancy, immigrant who get half naked for lots of money, for an evil brand that tricks fat chicks into thinking they will look hot if they wear the same lingerie in 5 or more sizes bigger….making billions… So here they are in store, for Valentines Day, doing a major push because it’s the biggest time of the year, and unlike a stripper feature show, who puts on bigger and better performances at their appearances, these girls wore dresses and where’s the fun in that…when they are supposed to be half naked…that’s why they get paid the big bucks…. This is all wrong!! But valentines day is the day of pussy opportunity…so get ready for the desperate bitches everywhere….they are coming….and hopefully you will be to…if you just follow my lead…
Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, and Behati Prinsloo are doing the Victoria’s Secret Hustle….this time they are half naked for Valentine’s Day…because it is the second biggest time of the year for them in terms of sales..so they need to bring out the big guns….you know cuz what else do you buy the woman you fuck or want to fuck on the most romantic man made day of the year….but some bra and panties to put em in so you can imagine they look like this when really they don’t….in a “you sure don’t make those panties look like they did in the store when I bought them, if anything you look like an overstuffed sausage, but today is the day of love and I’ll do my best to pretend you aren’t a pig of a woman I married….but instead a bikini model I’m having an illicit affair with”….you know how it is…..here are the aspirational pics…not that you actually have anyone to fuck on Valentines Day you lonely loser…but if you’re smart you’ll hit the bars cuz every girl who is alone on Valentines Day will throw down with their expectations and standards totally dropped….making for a holiday…although created to stimulate the economy….something I can endorse…
Here’s lesser-known Victoria’s Secret hottie Behati Prinsloo getting ready for a photoshoot by pressing her boobs together. You know, that old model trick. Shouldn’t they have someone to do that for her though? If they’re running low on staff, I’m happy to volunteer. Better yet, I’ll work for free. I’m just looking to build up my experience handling supermodels, and I’m pretty sure that would look great on my resume. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Meet My Future Ex-wife Behati Prinsloo Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures Adriana Lima Picture Moment Photos: PacificCoastNews
In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…
Behati Prinsloo is posing topless, albeit strategically topless, which means no nipples are showing, for Juicy Couture jeans…. She’s a hot Namibian model who Victoria’s Secret abducted when the excutives were out there on a Safari, and I am sure glad they did, cuz even without seeing nipple, she’s got a rocking body and more importantly a rockin’ model ass in these jeans that I am sure Juicy Couture will try to promote as being so good they make all asses look like this, to which their market of rich moms who dress like their spoiled daughters will respond by buying a pair, and spilling over a pair, in what would be a disaster, if I wasn’t too busy checking out their daughters to notice…. This campaign would be better if it was a little juicier, you know, her squirting….but I’ll accept this for what it is.
Behati Prinsloo is posing topless, albeit strategically topless, which means no nipples are showing, for Juicy Couture jeans…. She’s a hot Namibian model who Victoria’s Secret abducted when the excutives were out there on a Safari, and I am sure glad they did, cuz even without seeing nipple, she’s got a rocking body and more importantly a rockin’ model ass in these jeans that I am sure Juicy Couture will try to promote as being so good they make all asses look like this, to which their market of rich moms who dress like their spoiled daughters will respond by buying a pair, and spilling over a pair, in what would be a disaster, if I wasn’t too busy checking out their daughters to notice…. This campaign would be better if it was a little juicier, you know, her squirting….but I’ll accept this for what it is.
These pics are for Dazed & Confused June issue….a fashion magazine that gets away with published tits…while I get called a porn site for posting the same tits they published…cuz the world is pretty fucking unfair…but in its unfairness comes great opportunity….like eager bitches willing to get topless like pornstars while retaining their dignity like non-pornstars…..because they shoot is high concept with make up on their faces….but ultimately still fucking topless…. Here are Ava Smith, Codie Young and Madison Hendrick in this wild shoot…they are models I’ve never heard of….but now, I have seen their tits…
Apparently these are new Kate Upton for Beach Bunny bikinis pics…but they all kinda look the fucking same to me….so I can’t tell you when they were shot or released….I can just tell you that Kate Upton has really big 19 year old titties in them….titties that I am sure the rest of her body is going to catch up with….titties that are probably not as spectacular as they may appear to be if they were topless….cuz she kinda looks sloppy…except maybe when photoshopped….making her into this over-hyped…soon to be overweight internet phenomenon….that I can’t fully hate on, cuz unlike most chicks I know, she’s using her window of opportunity to make as much as she can, and that’s far better than working a fucking garden center at the grocery store like other college kids…