Supermodels Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo showed off the sexiest new shapes and styles from Victoria’s Secret 2014 Swim collection today in Los Ang…
Normally I’m a big fan of Behati Prinsloo , but I wasn’t really digging these pictures of her at the amfAR Gala. I mean, it’s not bad, but I’ve seen her look better. A lot better . But then she turned to the side and it all made sense. It’s amazing how much a little supermodel sideboob can improve an outfit. I suggest more ladies try it out, it’s a good look. Photos: WENN.com
Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal is modelling Sports Illustrated owned and affiliated Beach Bunny Wedding line….which is funny considering the real bride is going to be Behati Prinsloo over at Victoria’s Secret, because this Nina girl was dumped by Adam Levine to go off and marry the better one…but at least Nina can still wear bride themed bikinis…I hope she cried with every one she put on… Here she is in her beer commercial…
Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul… This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..
If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded… Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me… TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married. I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky… So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.
I was all ready to get all excited about these awesome lingerie pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for GQ Mexico , and then I had to accidentally go and find out that she got engaged to that douche from Maroon 5 over the summer. I already knew the guy was capable of stealing all of our girlfriends if he wanted to, but now it’s personal: that lucky bastard just stole one of mine. I mean, granted, Behati didn’t know that we were dating yet, but still, not cool dude. Not cool.
I was all ready to get all excited about these awesome lingerie pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for GQ Mexico , and then I had to accidentally go and find out that she got engaged to that douche from Maroon 5 over the summer. I already knew the guy was capable of stealing all of our girlfriends if he wanted to, but now it’s personal: that lucky bastard just stole one of mine. I mean, granted, Behati didn’t know that we were dating yet, but still, not cool dude. Not cool.
This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.
Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys… But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios.. I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.
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