Pretty sure I’ve introduced you guys to Jessica Lee Buchanan here before, but just in case you’re still sleeping on this South African hottie, here’s another chance to correct that before its too late. With a bikini body this good, I’m surprised Jessica hasn’t become a household name yet, but I figure if I keep doing flattering posts on her killer bikini photoshoots, eventually she’ll agree to go on a date with me people will start taking notice. Fingers crossed! » view all 15 photos
I just went back and checked, and this is the first post I’ve done on Candice Swanepoel in months. Practically a full year. And I think that tells you all you really need to know about the state of the modeling business right now. When we get weekly photoshoots from wannabe fake models like Bella Hadid and go months without any new pictures from an actual stone-cold super-hottie like Candice, something is seriously wrong with this business. And here’s hoping it corrects itself soon, because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’d love to see more where these came from on a weekly daily hourly basis.
Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot….. I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise… Weird fucking workout pants… The post Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that Bella Hadid only had one go-to look , and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine , and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore. » view all 15 photos
… And they said it wouldn’t last. Over three months since Selena Gomez was first spotted kissing The Weeknd and cozying up to her fellow singer in public, the controversial couple has taken its romance to the next level. Oh, yes, people: These two are now Instagram official. Taking followers by surprise early on Saturday, The Weeknd shared the following sweet photo of his girlfriend giving him a kiss on the cheek. He didn’t include a caption with the image, but that’s okay; fans have been more than happy to supply their own commentary. “AWEEEEE OMGGG IM CRYING THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SELFIEEEEE OF THE COUPLE,” one Internet wrote of the picture, while another added: “MOM AND DADDY… this pic [gave] us global heart attack we loving it.” And another: “GOALS ASF.” On Friday night, a few hours before this photo was taken we presume, Gomez and The Weeknd attended a birthday party for Canadian rapper Belly. The star-studded event — held at a private residence — also included such famous guests as Drake, French Montana, Big Sean, Ashlee Simpson, Evan Ross and Amber Rose. According to a People Magazine insider, the stars “remained playful and affectionate all night,” even “whispering to one another and smooching.” The witness went on to say that their “lip-locking never stopped.” It’s been quite a ride for Gomez and The Weeknd. The former received quite a bit of backlash after first getting together with the latter, considering The Weeknd and Bella Hadid had only recently broken up after a two-year long relationship. Selena and Bella are decent friends and sources have confirmed that Gomez never ran the relationship by her pal. Hadid reportedly found out about the dating situation via the World Wide Web. Ouch, right? Since then, Hadid has stopped following Gomez on Instagram and Selena have been the subject of criticism online. Elsewhere, ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber scoffed at the relationship, allegedly claiming it was a pure PR move meant to boost Selena’s career. Selena Gomez, The Weeknd Instagram Video If that’s the case, however, Gomez is pretty darn committed to the set-up. She has been getting closer and closer to The Weeknd over the past several months and may even move in with her boyfriend at some point in the near future. “Selena is going to be putting up the money for the house, and she’s going to spare no expense,” Life & Style wrote in February, adding at the time: “They’re looking in Bel Air, Holmby Hills and Malibu. She wants a big backyard where they can host get-togethers with friends, and she’d love a pool so she can go skinny-dipping with Abel.” Skinny dipping?!? This really is serious! View Slideshow: 29 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos That Prove She is a True Goddess Neither Gomez nor The Weeknd has commented on their relationship. But the Instagram photo above pretty much says all we need to know, doesn’t it? This romance is not going anywhere any time soon. Sorry, Bella and Justin. Best learn to come to grips with it at some point. And maybe go hook up in the meantime. Get your ultimate revenge game on and give us some juicy gossip to write about.
I want you all to know, in the even that you were really concerned, that Bella Hadid had a relaxing weekend in what I assume was the motherland, my Motherland, not her motherland, Mexico…cuz she’s Palestinian and probably wouldn’t be there supporting Palestine, as all her employers are Jewish and she’s practically Jewish…and shouldn’t really be on the whole “down with the Jews” with her people…because she’s got money to make, and she’s so far removed from Palestine that it just makes for cool conversation to have when people ask why she’s brown-ish….and strapped with suicide bombs… I mean…this girl is more valley girl than Anything, up on some Clueless shit, but less clueless than all the people who follow her, support her, think she’s hot or meaningful so brands continue to use her in campaigns….it makes zero fucking sense to me. But she’s in a bikini, recharging from all that work of having to show up to have your picture taken – which feels good on the ego…and that’s a good enough distraction from everything else that’s relatively shit about her…which happens to be most things besides her inheritance and I guess now the money she’s banked for herself…instead of spreading it amongst people who need it – brands like throwing fuel in the rich person fire…disgusting…. There’s more… The post BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW ….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid ‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller ….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days… But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck… The post Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time I did a post on Bella Hadid , I decided to officially give her the coveted title of Hottest Hadid Sister. And I’m glad to see that she’s living up to that billing with this latest round of bikini pictures. I mean, sure, I still think she’s just another rich kid wannabe playing pretend as a real supermodel, but she’s also got a pretty banging bikini body, and that’s got to count for something. So enjoy!
