It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lizzy Caplan in a see-through top Fleshbot Lara Stone caught topless on a photoshoot Taxi Driver Movie Bella Hadid pokies in NYC The Nip Slip Angelica Bridges nipples in the ocean Drunken Stepfather Page 3 Hottie India Reynolds looks amazing topless Egotastic All Stars Jodie Piper gets naked in the pool Boobie Blog Adriana Lima super hot for Billboard Latin Awards Last Men on Earth Our new Lara Croft is Alicia Vikander Double Viking Sara Underwood has some interesting hiking gear Steakwood … read more
Bella Hadid pulled out the tranny face..for W Korea because I guess Korean’s like tranny faces on half white girls that have been rebuilt by a plastic surgeon like Bella Hadid…or maybe they are into the bootleg sister pretending to be a model…like her sister who is also pretending to be a model because modeling doesn’t require talent, everyone can be a model when they hire the right PR team with their parent’s money and are superficial, egotistical, vapid pieces of shit. She’s garbage and these are Terry Richardson pics. The post Bella Hadid Nipple for Terry of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this…. But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public… What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them. Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up…. She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY… She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around… “Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.” She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER… She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER… When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt… Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore. The post Debby Ryan DUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Every time I see Bella Hadid, I think to myself, what a great job her plastic surgeon did, but more importantly her how great of a return on investment she got for her lip injections, nose job, tits, fillers and botox to rebuild her and starvation…coupled with a more famous, better looking sister she can leverage and be the “racier”…”darker” and not just in what she has sex with (The Weeknd’s big ghetto dick vs Gigi’s One Direction)…. I don’t think she’ that compelling, interesting…I think any rich kid with self loving parents could recreate what she’s done, just as long as they have a better looking sister… It’s so easy to manipulate the media and the media will work with anyone with some buzz or social media following because everyone is fucking lazy and take what they are fed…why hunt and gather when there’s a Mcdonald’s down the street…and Bella Hadid her tits, her thirst for a career, not for money because she has lots of that, but EGO…isn’t quite McDonalds of modeling, Kendall Jenner is, but she’s the garbage left out back of the McDonalds that the hungry Homeless people, in this case magazines and brands ravage for some shitty tasting barely nutritious food to hold them off for a few hours because it’s free and available… If you know what I mean, which you don’t cuz you just see tits… The post Bella Hadid by David Roemer for EXIT Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Hadid is a fabricated creature from the womb of some gold digging model whore and her very rich dad who fucked gold digging model whores… She’s fabricated because she’s the less cute sister, that they’ve attached her to like a latch on, or worse like a Kardashian….and coupled with the right Plastic surgery, she’s been pulling it off as the edgier, harder faced version of her sister….I’m talking doing racier shoots, solidifying her position, all while being uninteresting, not even hot, not a model…but social media fucking lover her… So it would be expected that her vacation social media pics are some rich kid contrived shit that looks like it’s out of a cheesy catalog for a mall brand…because all these people lack vision and creativity…they are so uninteresting… The only thing good about her is that I know her “boyfriend”…hooks up with girls in Canada when she’s not in Canada… All this to say…brats… The post Bella Hadid’s Contrived Vacation Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian is a mom that should be a leader to other mom’s to whore out on social media even when they shouldn’t because they are moms, especially when they have a pile of money they are sitting on, from being a slutty popstar turned shitty song writer, to TV hosting, to mom with a really rich dude…and you have nothing better to do than watch people’s interest in you fade with your looks…aging. The post Christina Milian Tits for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s the bottom feeder… From being the bottom feeding sister trying to make it as a model, and making it because they have good team of people and strategy of coattail riding….to being the bottom feeding girlfriend of Canadian singer who fucks other girls, or at least gets blowjobs from them – which I know for a fact….thanks the Canada news wire…. It just makes her amazing on so many levels, knowing there will be a self destruct….and she’s not even that hot…it’s like you can put fake tits and a nose job on a pig, it’s still a pig. The post Bella Hadid is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Have you ever wondered if female pornstars orgasm while working? Fleshbot Kat Torres areola peek in wet white shirt Taxi Driver Movie Bella Hadid braless see-through in Harper’s Bazaar The Nip Slip Marie Ange Casta’s nipples for LUI Drunken Stepfather Madison Riley topless in the studio Egotastic All Stars Angela White gets steamy in the shower Boobie Blog Colleen Rooney juggy in an orange bikini Last Men on Earth Double Viking v Batman v Superman: Spoilers Double Viking Instagram model Rachel Bush knows her best ass-ets Steakwood … read more
I know we’re all supposed to just accept the fact that Bella Hadid is a real model now, but I’m sorry, the only thing separating her from the rest of the Instagram wannabes out there is rich parents who can afford to buy her Harper’s Bazaar covers. I just wish they’d spent some of that money on modeling lessons or a new set of bolt-ons instead… But hey, if you like looking at an expressionless model with zero talent, here’s your girl. Enjoy. Continue reading →
I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE, This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 24, 2016 at 8:43am PST I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared.. Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there… I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory.. Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS…. I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
