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Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day

Whilst watching the Bruce Willis roast on the internet for no reason other than the hole I stick my tongue in wanted to watch it, I was reminded a few things…and they were that Bruce Willis’ ugly daughters all look worth fucking, despite being ugly…that the female comic with her tits out flashing her pussy in panties was vulgar and I hate when women comics reduce themselves to vulgar pussy and fuck jokes…it reminds me of the worst kinds of loud drunk girls at the bar…and most importantly the ones who don’t actually fuck….like they say they do….I was also appreciated that Gordon Jordan Levitt was called a Lesbian going to Prom, probably from Jeff Ross who was good….because that’s what he looked like…and that Ed Norton did what I considered actual funny comedy…something that felt pretty brilliant…but most importantly that Hailey Joel Osment had a sex change when he turned 18, became Emily Osment, and here he/she is doing the Bruce Jenner in a bikini since girls have it easier that post-pubescent once cute, Hollywood pedophile bait…..that no longer have the appeal for that pedo ring. The post Haley Joel Osment in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day

Bella Thorne and her click bait with her BFF who is apparently also her lover, that her troll wizard looking, lesbian looking, crackhead pan sexual gender confused opportunist boyfriend in his 40s gets to jerk off on.. They are attention seeking for their record label that is a thing because the internet is dumb as fuck and buy into anything they find popular… They aren’t attention seeking hard enough for my liking, because if you’re gonna put it out there…put it out there with genitals… We’ve already seen this Disney Kid turned instagram whore pretty fucking naked like the bootleg follow Miley’s lead to take charge of their sexuality for marketing purposes cuz tits get hits!. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Works Hard

If you want to be a “supermodel” like Bella Hadid , it’s pretty easy. Make sure you’re born into a very rich family and have money to fund all your facial reconstruction surgery and get skinny. And voila, simple as that. Unfortunately, it won’t help her kids if she plans on reproducing. They’ll be like why is mommy so hot and I’m so ugly? It will get very confusing.                

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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Suck

I hate to admit this, but I dig this Bella Thorne tune. Sure I won’t be adding it to my playlist, but it’s not that bad. And I also like the video. I would have liked it better had she shown more skin, but it doesn’t suck. I know it is easy to hate on her, but I call it like it is. It’s better than 90% of the crap I hear on the radio.                

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Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits Get Wet of the Day

Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…but not really no name because her name is Thorne… The funniest thing about this Thorne, who I am not even sure is an official Thorne or just one of Bella Thorne’s slutty mom’s projects….is that I posted her at least 5 months before I ever posted Bella… I know a lot of these porno celebrity blogs that pretend to not be porno celebrity blogs – despite being porno celebrity blogs – since the only people visiting the blogs where every post is a weird observation of a half naked chick being slutty for the pervert fans to stare and/or jerk off to…post these young girls and pretend it’s news… But I usually wait until they are 18… So unlike the typical celeb blogger, I’m not jerking off to the Disney Channel…even though that’s what people who read celeb sites do. So you know her because her younger sister is named Bella Thorne…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream… She was actually getting naked as the rebel sister of Bella Thorne…..but now Bella is the slut…and this one’s just trying to mooch anyway she can…like in this bathing suit shoot that sucks…but that may get her noticed…finally… Never forget Kaili. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaili Thorne Big Fake Tits Get Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Pussy Mine

So Bella Thorne is now a rapper and singing about pussy. Since, I am not a rap expert, I don’t know if it is good or not, but I’m guessing that people will hate it. Personally, I like any song sung by a female about pussy. This deserve a Grammy!              

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Kara Del Toro Brings Us Some Hotness

And because we always need some extra hotness on Hollywood Tuna, once again here is Kara Del Toro working her sweet body on her Instagram. I still don’t follow her yet, I feel that we need to connect on a more one on one basis, since it usually takes time for me to develop these one-sided online love affairs.            

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Bella Thorne Slips

So Bella Thorne is making Instagram Stories with nip slips now. I don’t know if I actually see anything, but she claims it was a slip and she removed it from Insta. Regardless, keep it up Bella. Just shave your pits already and we all back to normal!            

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Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day

Karlie Kloss is in Taylor Swift’s favorite pose, from back when Taylor Swift adopted her as a real life barbie, in what I assume is one of Taylor Swift’s weird fetishes thanks to her being a very rich person and all very rich people….have weird fetishes…that involve tall models who aren’t that hot but tall. Only I assume Taylor likes the pussy spread more…but this is in public and not in her NYC Townhouse…so Karlie’s gotta behave… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Slutty Tits on Instagram of the Day

You may have forgotten about Bella Thorne … because I haven’t posted her in a week.. But just so you know she’s still out there, doing what she does out there….whoring. I am all for her trolling the world sexually exploiting herself to get there, it’s a good strategy…and it works… These aren’t quite slutty enough for me…but they happened! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Slutty Tits on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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