The last couple times I’ve done posts on Dove Cameron here, I’ve been saying that if the former (current?) Disney Channel star wants to start getting taken seriously as an up-and-coming actress hottie, she’s going to need to start doing more adult work. And by that I meant things like “accidentally” “leaking” sex tapes to the press, but I can see how that might have been unclear. The good news is, hot photoshoots like this totally works too. So keep ’em coming, please. » view all 17 photos
Look, you guys know I’m usually down for Bella Thorne and her Snapchat oversharing, but that’s when it’s pictures of her new nipple ring , or her getting a bikini wax , or touching herself in a restaurant . But showing off her hairy armpits? I’m sorry. That’s crossing the line. And if you ask me, they should suspend Bella’s account until she gets this taken care of. Or until she starts posting booty pictures again. Whichever comes first.
Sure, the Bible already has two testaments, but does the Lord in those stories ever take revenge on his ex by hooking up with Bella Thorne ? We didn’t think so. That’s why the world needs the gospel according to Scott Disick. As you may know, Disick is going through a bit of a tough time lately. After learning that baby mama Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima , Disick appears to have full-blown lost it. Disick traveled to Cannes and began cavorting around town with Thorne, Sofia Richie, and other barely-legal semi-stars. It may seem that Disick’s motives in drinking Cannes dry and partying with starlets is self-evident, but apparently there’s more to the story. Disick wants revenge on Kourtney, and he thought publicly groping teens was the way to go about it. Fortunately, it seems he’s now learned the error of his ways. Scott hasn’t gotten over his desire for petty revenge, mind you. He’s just realized there are better ways to go about it. According to In Touch , Scott is writing a tell-all designed to take down the Kard clan. “He’s getting up to do a complete takedown of the Kardashians,” said the magazine’s insider. “[Scott’s] been compiling a 10-year dossier on the family.” Yes, Disick has a dossier. And it apparently it’s full of bombshells that will make the Comey hearing look like three boring hours of crap we already knew: “It includes the dirty tactics Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and mom Kris Jenner use against their enemies, how scripted the drama on Keeping Up With the Kardashians really is, and the women’s innermost secrets,” says the insider. Keeping Up With the Kardashians is scripted ?! We assume Disick also has a chapter about wetness of water and the Pope’s suspicious devotion to Catholicism. But in all seriousness, the time is right for another Kard clan tell-all. Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir sold surprisingly well, and Scott is probably even more pissed off at the family that made him famous. Plus, we might finally get to find out if Disick really hooked up with Kendall . Or Kylie. Or Khloe. Hell, at this point it’s been rumored that Scott banged just about every Kardashian except Rob, And frankly, we can’t wait to hear about it. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
Bella Thorne went to the gym with her nipples, they go everywhere she goes and luckily for you, she wants you to know all about that… I like that she’s a life lesson to all the young girls out there – that even if you book work at Disney and act on a show, you are not immune to the needed exhibitionism that gives you both immediate feedback from your perv fans, but also makes you feel good and sexy about yourself…. Point being… She doesn’t need to get naked on the internet like a sex worker, but she does it anyway – and it’s wonderful. The post Bella Thorne TITTIES of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what’s gotten into Selena Gomez lately. Who knows, maybe she finally read all those posts I wrote saying how she needed to up her hotness game. There’s always a first time for everything, right? Anyway, point is, between spreading it on Snapchat and going full see-through , Selena’s finally starting to live up to her hottie potential these days. And it’s about damn time. Enjoy!
It’s time to take a break from our regularly-scheduled programming — AKA Bella Thorne shaking her booty on Snapchat — for some “professional” “modeling” pictures from the hardest-working hottie on social media. AKA some lazy, boring photoshoot for some brand that’s probably paying Bella way too much money for about 10 minutes of work. They didn’t even take the time to Photoshop it so her tongue wasn’t bright orange. But hey, at least now I learned Bella eats Cheetos at work too. I always knew we were meant for each other! I’m sure she’s already got an assistant for it, but if Bella ever needs someone to lick the orange dust of her fingers, let me know. I have years of relevant work experience.
I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne doesn’t actually do anything for work these days other than just lie around and post pictures of her booty and/or nipple rings on Snapchat 24/7/365. And believe me, I’m definitely not complaining. I’d much rather watch videos like this than one of Bella’s movies on mute. Also, I guess I can’t really judge, considering all I do all day is lie around and post pictures of Bella’s booty and/or nipple rings on this site.
Remember how last week I was saying it was only a matter of time before Bella Thorne turned her Snapchat into a full-blown porn account? Well, it looks like we didn’t have to wait very long, because after hitting the gym to work out show off her booty to all her loyal pervert followers, Bella hit the street in a see-through shirt — with nothing on underneath. Now, I can’t show you the pictures here, because we like to pretend we’re a family site. But I can give you a link to where you can see them . Don’t say I never do anything for you guys.
Obviously, the day I don’t go on the internet – is the day Bella Thorne goes out with a totally sheer shirt…giving the world her full tits in some kind of troll or rebellion…trying to piss off someone, probably her parents who sold her off, and really, I think this is a great shirt, more people need shirts like this, especially at 18 or 19…horny and just having a good time…it makes for a better life.. So good job Bella Thorne… The may just be tits, but they are still tits…and tits…especially freshly sprouted – not yet mom tits – are in better condition to stare at…I stare at 18 year old tits all the time – and remember the glory days are still amongst us… I will always love a set of tits shown to me without any effort on my part….I guess I’m old school like that…they do the work for us…all for attention…thank god. Bold outfit, great outfit..perky young young – got the good good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne See through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
