I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have… She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits. This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre… The post No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease… She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important.. The post Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
2016. What a year, right? It felt like every time we checked our phones we learned that something else had died: a beloved celebrity, American democracy, our will to carry on… Fortunately, this uniquely horrendous orbital period also gave us something to be grateful for: Yes, we’re talking about Bella Thorne bikini selfies. That is literally the only good thing to come out of the past 12 months, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to fill your head with mainstream media lies. #Pizzagate Okay, maybe we’re exaggerating. If you live in Chicago, you can reflect fondly on the Cubs winning the world series , but even that’s tainted by the theory that the victory was a result of a conspiracy masterminded by Obama and Bill Murray. #DeepDishPizzagate Anyway, back to partially nude Bella . Was she posing for racy selfies prior to 2016? Possibly. We don’t really know. She was a child star for years, but it was only in 2016 that the grownup world began to pay attention to her social media pages. (Which we imagine had more than a little to do with the fact that Bella turned 18 at the end of 2015.) It’s tough this time of year, as even in the warmer climes of Florida and California (the two states where Bella has made her home) it’s not exactly bikini season, but that’s not stopping our girl from stripping down to swimwear. Bella recently took a trip to Vegas with her sister and her new boyfriend, Tyler Posey . The ladies hit up their hotel’s indoor pool and posed for some pics, because they understand that bikini selfies are the only real way to make America great again. It looks like there was some dancing, and probably a fair amount of jiggling involved. View Slideshow: 33 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos EVER! Is this the most important news story you’ll read today? Possibly, but only if it’s also the only news story you read today. Look, you have the rest of your life to keep abreast of current events, so why not take five minutes to keep abreast of a semi-famous set of breasts? The real news divides, while Bella Thorne bikini updates remind us of the one thing that we can all agree on: Namely, that boobs and the Internet are two great tastes that taste great together.
I know I like to make fun of you nerds out there, but I guess we’re really not that different after all: we both spend 99% of our day on the Internet, and we both live in our mom’s basement. Oh, and we can also both agree that Melissa Benoist looks way hotter in her Supergirl outfit than she does in this boring “fashion” photoshoot. Maybe we can start a petition to make her wear it 24/7? Petitions are a nerd thing, right? Either way, count me in.
I know some of you probably think I’m making fun of Bella Thorne when I call her one of the hardest-working hotties in Hollywood. But I’m not. See, while you guys were “busy” laying on the couch watching TV or whatever it is you were doing this weekend, Bella spent hers hard at work in the hot tub posting bikini shots and tongue action on Snapchat. Because she gets it: if you’re not willing to post bikini pictures 24/7/365, there’s another hottie out there who is.
Bella Thorne demonstrating eating pussy – to be a racy little hipster social media girl – who entered this world from the acting side of things – thanks to her family being strategic at selling off the kids to Hollywood… She does the grey area whoring for attention – that you can’t pinpoint or point and throw dollar bills at – like she’s a stripper…but it’s definitely fetishized as fuck. If I see a young girl eating pussy in bed – without the other pussy – but clearly just doing tongue tricks like she is eating pussy – because anything for attention – all I am going to think is – how she eats pussy…. Now I don’t know if she’s come out as bi-sexual, but all girls are – and it would make a great storyline for her being an empowered / sexualized girl…catering to the creeps, the perverts, pretending to just be innocent and fun…I’ve seen that porn….over and over…so her strategy makes sense and speaks to my soul… The post Bella Thorne’s Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s another day, which means it’s time for another crazy hot Bella Thorne Snapchat picture. And her latest one has it all: bikinis, a killer booty shot from Bella, and some of that patented Thorne tongue action from her hot sister Dani . The only thing it’s missing to really complete the fantasy is a Tuna sandwich right in the middle. Or is that just me? Either way, enjoy! Continue reading →
Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster… That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets… That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose… That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning…. …But because these self hating puppets already won…. The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck… Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs. Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense… Here are some sluts in attendeance…. Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle… Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there… Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess…. TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross…. Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right? Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it. Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc… Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself… TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump…. The post Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne was walking around in her bra….who fucking cares…really – there are just so many girls on the internet, in a recent study I’ve invented in my head – 80 percent of women post provocative pictures of themselves on social media – it’s empowering or the attention feels great – they just won’t let you know they are doing it or the sake of likes and hits and to feel good about their insecure selves – they need to polorize it – intellectualize it – maybe pretend they are art or artistic and this is their voice or vehicle…but it makes girls like Bella Thorne – totally average, typical, like every other girl…nothing special…not worth celebrating…because I’m more into local market shit…my coffee shop girl and cashier in bikini pics…not some Disney kid in content that I don’t watch and that doesn’t matter…. Entertainment industry is dead….celebrity is dead…you’re all just a big pile of sluts…so thank the sluts for that…by jerking off to them… It’ll be interesting to see what these famewhores start doing to get actually noticed as their teams scramble to figure out how to get views from everyone else trying to get views…I have a feeling it will involve spread anus…spread redheaded anus… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yeah baby – I like the pimply skin…all fucking acne scabbed and pock faced like a homeless teenage runaway addicted to meth…all angry looking giving those dirty looks like you’re hungry and skinny but chose the drugs over food – with your prostitute money… I like that she’s acting like she hates the paparazzi that she probably called – or maybe it was her creepy latch-on of a sister who loves attaching herself to anything that this one does – including her hair color – because it puts her on a higher playing field of relevance – even if she’s the one in the background out of focus in the picture…the Haylie Duff or Alli Simpson of the Thorne family…. Either way, this is mainstream actor, pulling social media tactics, to increase her mainstream acting profile, and at 18…there’s so much good that go go wrong….the trainwreck…that we anticipate will happen…. I can assure you that at one point in her lifetime – probably sooner than later….we will all see her cunt and that’s exciting. I guess…I mean it is the era of everyone exposing their vagina like trashy insecure sluts looking for validation through LIKES and FOLLOWS…but I’ll take it anyway…all of it…send the vagina pics my way.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne is Intense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
