The highlight of my life was when I got invited to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party back when she was the 17 year old bride who was actually 40 at the time, using an angel people bought, like she was Bella Thorne….but now, Courtney Stodden is not a funny novelty, her age has caught up to her, her plastic surgery has failed her harder than her sex tape, and her shameless attempts to promote herself with any angle that sticks, in this case TRUMP, is just pathetic….but I still think she represents the American dream, which may be terrifying, because it is…so graceful and harder faced that Shauna Sand and her dick.. Here’s a video from her social… The post Courtney Stodden is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too… The post Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat… It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out. The post Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you didn’t start immediately following Bella Thorne on Snapchat after those shots I posted last week , consider this your reminder to get on that ASAP. And yeah, I know it’s tough to keep up with all the different social media sites out there these days, but as long as it involves new ways to creep on pictures of Bella in a bikini, sign me up. I usually don't do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I'm bringing sexy back .. Get it..? I'm working out my back..? Oh ok..was only funny to me I guess #flashbackfriday #workout # #Motivation #springbreak #obsessed #noexcuses #golden #hardworkpaysoff A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Mar 18, 2016 at 12:34pm PDT
Emily Ratajkowski (RAT COW), has been making news today, thanks to Kim Kardashian sending her flowers. Weird. The flowers weren’t the weird part. They were some bullshit thanking for Rat Cow for standing up for her in her quest to be an empowered woman by getting naked and celebrating her body…a body created by plastic surgery and filters…which in and of itself isn’t empowered at all…it’s just freakish vanity…and turning to Em Rat Cow who is doing the EXACT same thing as Kim, getting naked, pretending to be empowered, because she gets paid, when really she’s just sexualizing herself, is just evidence of how intellectual these cunts are… The weird thing is that Em Rat Cow is a girl who got her break in a Kanye Video a few years ago….who before Blurred Lines video, was being flown around to meet Kanye to fuck…including when Kanye was with Kim K…. I guess it is all bullshit lies, just marketing, and if I know Kanye fucks Em Rat Cow, so does Kim K, but why care, when it can be leveraged for marketing purposes… So many idiots.. The post Em Rat Cow Face and Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt. Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right… The post Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch… Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks.. And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass.. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot… She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true… Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot… What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it.. Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline.. The post Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years… She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach… You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel… You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press… They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit… The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics… So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy… She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed. Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though… Ava…Answer my instagram message. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At least Bella Thorne Gets it… I know what you are all thinking but I was realllllly trying to climb in that bird cage .. Can’t hate a girl with a sense of humor using social media to win, in the most basic of ways, if anything all girls should be doing this…and I guess all girls are doing this…as they should… They call it the dumbing down of America, just a group of primates excited by a tit because all they do is watch porn all day… but I call it amazing…. Here is a video of her asking for sex… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pops That Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
