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Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Some dude who attacked me on Twitter, claiming to never read the site because I am apparently the whiniest bitch of the internet since I write my content for girls and not for bros, which means I say things like “Holy shit, this girl is a narcissistic cunt, every fucking day is an excuse to post a slutty pic that can be positioned as not being slutty, so that her dude fans who think she’s hot can get a little fucking cock tease, like she was a non-nude model from early internet…never showing nipple but charging 30 dollars a month to motherfuckers who though maybe one day she would”…. Or what really upset him was that I call her a 40 year old pretending to be a recently turned 18 year old, because I know 18 year olds and they don’t have bodies like this, and I know 18 year olds who do have bodies and they never have to go to the fucking gym, and with modern botox you can pull off 18 at 40 with enough lying and no real reference point for us to catch that lie, so like I said yesterday, it’d be a great movie by the girl from Pitch Perfect starring Amy Schumer and Jennifer Aniston or Cameron Diaz because that’s what makes hit movies… Elevator Pitch, Stage Mom with Hipster Kids who Don’t Want to be Mainstream successes, Decides to go to an Audition she set up at Disney for her kids, pretending to be her kid, only she gets the part and is now forced with building her celebrity as an 18 year old and not get caught…bitch needs to STAGE PARENT HER GODDAMN SELF. Brilliant. Get me two fucking RAZZIES.. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF THIS MOM IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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15 Hot Young Celebs Who Are Secretly 40

It's tough to make a living in Hollywood, and it only gets tougher with age. That goes doubly for women in the film industry, who are often forced to conceal their age in order to avoid being automatically ruled out for certain roles. In 2012, Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age . Last year, Rebel Wilson admitted to doing the same . Both women are now at points in their career where they can confess to misleading a few casting directors and still find work. However, they might have never gotten the chance to establish themselves if they hadn't fibbed a bit on their resumes. So when we present the following list of celebs who have been accused of lying about their age, we do it not to shame them, but, well … simply because it's fun to guess how old they really are. Jump into the gallery below for a list of stars who may have turned 29 a half dozen times. Just don't judge them to harshly.  After all, sometimes you have to play with the truth in order to get to the top – and just about every politician on Earth is guilty of far worse fabrications than these.   1. Blake Lively – 28 Blake Lively says she’s 28 years old. Rumors that she’s lying about her age have haunted her since her Gossip Girl days. 2. Margot Robbie – 25 Margot Robbie claims to be 25, but many fans have pointed out that she looks a bit older. Hey, that Australian sun will do a number on your skin. 3. Lindsay Lohan – 29 LiLo certainly looks older than her 29 years. The sad part is, in this case, we don’t think she’s lying about her age as much as we think her lifestyle has added at least 11 years to it in terms of mileage. 4. Adele – 27 Maybe it’s her old school style, but some folks think Adele’s latest album should be titled 35-ish. 5. Coco – 36 Coco says she’s 36, and frankly, we believe her. Hell, there are far more unbelievable things about her body than her age. 6. Bella Thorne – 18 Obviously, Bella is gorgeous, but does she look 18? We suspect her parents might’ve misled some casting directors to give Bella a leg up when she was a child star. View Slideshow

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Bella Thorne’s Sweaty of the Day

This bitch just doesn’t fucking stop. Everyday is a goddamn fitness picture of her in sports bra and leggings showing off some bullshit, whether it is a toned stomach or a big ass….and today…she’s manipulating her fan base of perverts with her sweat… I’m pretty sure I was wringing out my hair …because I WAS THAT SWEATY This is just further proof she’s a 40 year old with the right botox trolling America, finally breaking into the industry, after a lifetime of trying, only to get some fake birth certificate and a meeting at Disney or whatever kids’s show production company she works for, where she used her skills as a 40 year old dick sucker to suck their dick…making them think “damn this 15 year old sucks dick like a grown up” before cumming down her throat…it’s how the industry works you know.. No 18 year old needs to work out this much and if she is, it’s because she needs to to maintain the body 40 year old women need to work everyday at to have… Either way, it’s every fucking day with this one… The post Bella Thorne’s Sweaty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is a Self Obsessed Narcissist of the Day

Every fucking day this Bella Thorne girl takes a series of selfies, celebrating her tits and her ass, like some some obsessed narcissist cunt, that we can assume she is, whether she’s 40 years old like I predict she is, pretending to be an 18 year old, acting like how all the 18 year olds act, pretty pumped about her trolling the world…or if she’s an 18 year old acting like all the 18 year olds act…it’s still a series of self documentation, staring at herself, sharing her every move with the creepy perverts who are into her…and I don’t think that this is going to end that well…but then again, I’m not a psychiatrist or even a sociologist, maybe everything that has been wrong in humanity the last 2000 years, we haven’t spent enough time looking at ourselves, thinking about ourselves, with our heads so far up our hot fit asses…leading to war, famine, natural disaster. ETC. The post Bella Thorne is a Self Obsessed Narcissist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day

Philly Cops Don’t Cover Up Naked Dude Neighbor Destroys CCTV Cam Crazy Person of the Day Beware of Snow Loser Thief Dude Singing in a Shipping Container Miami The post Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty… Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each…. Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it. The post Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts… I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits.. The post It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts… I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits.. The post It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Braless I think of the Day

I doubt this 40 year old is Braless, 40 year old tits, when pretending to be 18, probably need support… Whatever it is she’s doing, I think it’s safe to say that she is definitely working it and loving the attention she’s getting from all the pervert dudes who follow her every move – mainly on snapchat – hoping she’ll slip up and get overexcited by her fame and either send her audience,who when big enough feels invisible, trust me I know….or maybe my audience is just invisible…or more importantly, that she’ll slip up and send her boyfriend who she’s tonguing some pussy videos – that she accidentally pushes to her story… Either way, people are fucking loving her…I don’t get it but I guess a hot redhead is like some rare thing, so rare it must be celebrated as most gingers make non-gingers want to throw the fuck up. Here she is tonguing her bf video: Here she is dancing… The post Bella Thorne’s Braless I think of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day

Bella Thorne is 40. She looks pretty good for 40. I appreciate her marketing campaign and ability to trick people into thinking she’s freshly 18. It’s like “tell them the lie, they’ll believe, you’ll get work”….and her experiment worked, so she’s working it as hard as she can, cash in when she can, because there will be a time when she can’t fake being 18 now, you know assuming she has sustainability and lasts the next 10 years when she’s granny aged pretending to be 30….we’ll see but for now…I’ll look at her ass in jeans.. The post Bella Thorne Ass in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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