I figure one Hilary Duff post isn’t enough in a day….so here’s another one… I just can’t help but post pics of some teen jailbait star…turned billionaire empire running “Stuff by Hilary Duff” icon to a generation….only to get married and make babies…before realizing…she should get back to acting, even if she was never a good actor, but what else is she supposed to do with herself… She’s got a good face, shitty tits, sturdy body, thick legs and people fucking love her, so here she is in some of her best work since Lizzy Mcquire, or whatever the fuck the show that made her famous was… Here’s the instagram video… A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Jan 1, 2016 at 4:32pm PST The post Hilary Duff in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re a 40 year old mom pretending the be an 18 year old Disney star, or Nickelodeon star, or whatever show they threw this busty stripper looking girl one to give dad’s something to jerk off to… There is a serious importance to maintain a youthful body….doing spin class like any hot mom you see at the Starbucks in her workout gear.. Sure, this could be a product of hormones in the food, and starting to masturbate to porn online at the age of 9… But I am a firm believer in being lied to about Bella Thorne…her age…everything… You can’t trust anyone in this terrible world… The post Bella Thorne’s Fitness Porn Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time I introduced you guys to Alana Blanchard here, I think I mentioned how she was probably the hottest surfer of all-time. But just in case any of you out there are still on the fence about it, check out this shoot she just did for Stab Magazine . Turns out, in addition to being a world-class surfer, Alana’s also a world-class lingerie model. Now there’s a true double threat. I think I’m in love… » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
After three straight days of bikini pictures from teenage troublemaker Madison Beer this week, I’m ready to call it: this chick is the next Bella Thorne . And by that I mean, she’s capable of getting you perverts locked up if you’re not careful. And no, saying you’re a big fan of her music won’t help. It’ll just make it worse. No one’s a fan of this girl’s music, except maybe her parents and her managers. So let’s all just move it along before one of us gets in trouble. Namely me. Next! » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
It may not feel like it outside, but it’s officially winter now. And what better way to celebrate than with pictures of Bella Thorne playing in the snow? Here’s a couple shots she just posted to her Instagram , and I’m pretty sure this tongue action was supposed to be a private sext to yours truly, but I guess she hit the wrong button. Oh well, I’m willing to share. It is the holiday season, after all. Enjoy.
Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom….. She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it… Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date…. The post Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad. She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems… Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
