If you’re in the mood and want to be added to the government watch list, go check out Bella Thorne ‘s Instagram. Here is a little sample of what you can expect. Keep in mind she is only 17 and this may be a trap.
People love Bella Thorne…I don’t know if it is because she’s actually hot and amazing, or whether it is because she’s 17 and historically, at least in the last 10 years of doing this site, I’ve seen an upswing in interest in 17 year old girls, even when they aren’t hot, because America is really against under 18 year old girls fucking, and dudes are genetically coded to like under 18 year old girls, for whatever evolutionary reason, even though under 18 year old girls are annoying as fuck… So what happens is that the PR teams know to slut the girl up, but not in a way that will get them arrested for sex offence…as a built up to her 18th birthday, that for all I know could have already happened, leading to pantsless pics in magazines that a huge audience will focus on, because pantsless teens excite them, and being excited increases her stock value, and her increased stock value leads to more jobs and more money, making everyone in her sideshow family of weirdo hippies fed…as she’s the only one who is really earning in their “traveling” and “performer” family I call just parents whoring their kids for money…because it’s better than working…I mean why else have kids…right… Here are some of the pics.. The post Bella Thorne Does Nylon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to some online age calculator Bella Thorne has 220 days left until she turns 18, so until then let’s move along because for now she is trouble. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Rita Ora posted what I can assume is a photoshopped picture of her ass, but then again, maybe her actual ass looks like this…I am not really a Rita Ora ass expert, because I am more interested in her big old tits, but even those bore me…because everyone’s got tits, even me….but more importantly, who cares about Rita Ora, other than pretty much everyone, because she’s finally gone viral, and I don’t mean from the AIDS she’s got from anyone and everyone willing to help her UK ass because famous, I mean people are into her nonsense that she’s probably fucked a lot of people trying to get…you know all in efforts of being the new Rihanna…and it worked…and I guess this ass probably has something to do with it…because I am a firm believer that you can’t get ahead on talent alone, otherwise actual talented people would be famous…right…
Bella Thorne just wants her massive fan base to eat healthy and work out….while her fan base…who happen to be widely made up of men in their 40s…who are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to kid of their own…just appreciate her arched back workout form…for what is designed to be a casual workout pic, but that is posed, booty out, as her team knows the public love ass these days, and that her pre-18 months are the most critical to get people talking about her, since in America, men are torn because they want to fuck her, but know it is illegal to fuck her, even though girls lose their virginity at 12 now, and I’m not just talking about the ones raped by their uncles, I’m talking normal girls who grew up on porn are fucking like crazy, making 18 more of joke than anything, allowing 17 to be the period where these 17 year olds who have had more sex than you, can manipulate older men and play off being jailbait… Because let’s face it, if she was all about the fitness, why would she be posting butt shots…I like think the butt shot is more about lesson’s learned by her stage parents to help make their family dreams come true, being the only one who actually got anywhere…that’s enough pressure to post an ass shot for attention….next stop…sex tape….I mean if this momentum that is Bella Thorne ever ends….
Bella Thorne just wants her massive fan base to eat healthy and work out….while her fan base…who happen to be widely made up of men in their 40s…who are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to kid of their own…just appreciate her arched back workout form…for what is designed to be a casual workout pic, but that is posed, booty out, as her team knows the public love ass these days, and that her pre-18 months are the most critical to get people talking about her, since in America, men are torn because they want to fuck her, but know it is illegal to fuck her, even though girls lose their virginity at 12 now, and I’m not just talking about the ones raped by their uncles, I’m talking normal girls who grew up on porn are fucking like crazy, making 18 more of joke than anything, allowing 17 to be the period where these 17 year olds who have had more sex than you, can manipulate older men and play off being jailbait… Because let’s face it, if she was all about the fitness, why would she be posting butt shots…I like think the butt shot is more about lesson’s learned by her stage parents to help make their family dreams come true, being the only one who actually got anywhere…that’s enough pressure to post an ass shot for attention….next stop…sex tape….I mean if this momentum that is Bella Thorne ever ends….
I’m not sure what Bella Thorne was doing at the People’s Choice Awards last night, because I’m too scared to even Google her name. But I’m going to go out on a limb and assume she was there to accept the award for Best Teenage Troublemaker. That’s a thing, right? If it is, Bella’s a lock. Now move it along, unless you want to be in the running for Best Inmate next year. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Between Bella Thorne and now Chloe Grace Moretz , I’m starting to think that the People’s Choice Awards were actually one big sting operation by the LAPD. So instead of trying to flush your laptop down the toilet, I suggest just moving it along until next year, when they’re both 18. Because right now, there’s nothing to see here. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
The only sitcoms I watch are Sofia Vergara ‘s scenes on Modern Family on mute, so I’d never heard of this show Red Band Society before. But according to my sources, Bella Thorne makes a guest appearance in the latest episode as a teenage troublemaker trying to get all you perverts locked up. Sorry, as a “troubled pop star being treated for exhaustion.” I guess I read that wrong. You should still probably move it along though if you know what’s good for you. And no, no one’s going to believe your DVR has a mind of its own and set itself.
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