So now that Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab for a little while, her future replacement Bella Thorne really needs to step it up and take her place. I’m talking about getting into drugs and booze and, more importantly, turning 18 already. Is there any way to fast-track this thing? » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m not used to seeing Stella Hudgens without her sister, but it looks like she’s started hanging out with girls her own age. Either that, or Stella and Bella Thorne are meeting to talk about forming some kind of Jailbait Justice League. Whatever the reason, I just hope these two stay friends after they turn 18. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Finally, a Bella Thorne post we can all enjoy without worrying about landing on some government watch list: meet Bella’s older sister Dani Thorne , who’s 20. Supposedly she’s an actress too, and hopefully she shares her little sister’s paparazzi-friendly workout routine . More importantly though, you can do things with Dani that you wouldn’t be able to do with Bella for another few years. Like take her to an R-rated movie without parental supervision. Hot. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Remember what I told you guys last week about watching Bella Thorne work out? It’s just a recipe for trouble. That said, I’m glad to see that Bella’s starting to develop good habits early, ones that’ll serve her well once she eventually turns 18. Because doing squats in leggings in full view of the paparazzi should be part of every young star’s daily routine. » view all 22 photos Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
It’s time for a public service announcement: before you get too carried away with these pictures of Bella Thorne working out in the park, I’d like to remind you that she’s still only 15, you gigantic perv. And since I don’t want to get into any trouble either, let me just say that it’s good to see our nation’s youth getting out and exercising instead of sitting in front of a computer all day. Bella will have plenty of time to do that when she gets older. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Judging from these pictures of Bella Thorne out walking her dog, apparently the teenage troublemaker is a big 49ers fan. In which case, she must be crushed about the way the game turned out. I’d be happy to give her a shoulder to cry on — if she’s still upset in a couple years when she turns 18, that is. I don’t want to seem insensitive, but I also don’t want to get in trouble. » view all 11 photos Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Bella Thorne Will Get You In Trouble Even During Christmas Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here are two underage celebrities that I have a feeling that will be having some major Lindsay Lohan -like problems when they get older. Sure they’re young and innocent now, but both Bella Thorne and Kylie Jenner are at the top of their games and they’re only like 15 years old. There’s not much else for them to achieve in life. So enjoy the success now ladies and I look forward to all the good stuff when you guys turn 18.
Here’s Aida Yespica modelling SÌèLEI Lingerie. I’ve never heard of the brand, but they made a good choice in picking out a model to represent them. I know Aidy may not be the most popular girl out there, but her name rolls off the tongue so nicely, which makes her even sexier. It sounds like a delicious stuffed pastry that is mmm mmm mmm good.
Here’s one for my younger readers: Bella Thorne out Christmas shopping. As for the rest of you, just remember she’s still underage. So unless you want to ring in the New Year from in jail, don’t even think about asking her to sit on your lap and tell you what she wants for Christmas. Not even if you work as a mall Santa. You’re not fooling anyone, you perv. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: PacificCoastNews