I know some of you out there probably forgot all about Dani Thorne the day her sister Bella turned 18, but just because Bella’s no longer big trouble doesn’t mean we should stop paying attention to her big sister. Especially not after this latest bikini photoshoot she did. Now let’s just hope Bella continues to follow in Dani’s footsteps, at least when it comes to bikini modeling. Fingers crossed. » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
Christina Milian has consistently been an attention whore…her whole career is based on being some low level, half naked, barely talented performer….that has lead to some solid credits, some solid jobs…and a kid you don’t remember she has cuz she pawned that thing off to her mom,..or staff…because the key to maintaining a level of “hot”….even when in her mid 30s…especailly during a comeback tour…is to pretend the baby never happened…pretend the vagina wasn’t ravaged…pretend…that pussy is pure…rather than pure shit.. This girl is very rich…she’s also collecting a lot of child support money…yet she needs to post pictures of herself in her panties on snapchat..discussing how they are too small for her…it’s fucked up…and part of what is wrong in the word… Yes…Blame Christina Milian…for ALL…. The post Christina Milian Debates Whether her Panties are Too Small of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton is not porn to me. I didn’t like her when she was big and 18, busty as fuck, with a body I knew would catch up with her tits by 20, because I’ve seen hot girls fall apart since I was 18 and realized the hot girl in my class was no longer hot…or that the girl with tits at 14 was no longer the hot one….and I knew that by 30…when the metabolism actually slows down…Kate Upton is fucking done… But tennis is porn to me, so anytime a girl in her skirt hits the ball, making those sex sounds, I get excited… Now mixing the two, a doughy Kate Upton, all hanging over her outfit….and tennis, a sport I love girls playing…is not necesarily something you can jerk off to…even if she’s got big tits… But it is something you can laugh to…and laughing is good for the soul on Thanksigiving… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton or Amy Schumer Playing Some Tennis Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t… So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that… This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that… Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope.. Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage… The post I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shit this Bella Thorne girl is everywhere…this is the third or fourth post I’ve referenced her in, so I’ve got nothing…you know I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, not freshly 18. You know that I think she’s carrying her family as the only one who booked actual work and a fanbase after the parents made each of them try…You know I think she’s hot, even though I’m not really into redheads, except maybe Lohan, I’m very into Lohan….so why go on about Florida Trash gone hollywood, with a girl who is probably older than she says she is, but is hot as fuck regardless of the lies…especailly when all that really matters is her nipples…in a wifebeater…and here are her nipples in her wife beater…which was a fetish of mine..back in 1997….and I guess, still is, despite being desensitized… The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Bella Thorne is 18 years old, we need to find another girl who can potentially get us locked up. Unless you live in certain provinces in Canada or some Asian country. Meet Paris Berelc. I think I’ve said too much, now let’s move along before we get in trouble! » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Actress Bella Thorne has been one of the most popular women on Instagram for some time now, but she just turned 18 today, so you can officially check out some of her hottest pics guilt-free. Sadly, Bella has more in common with Kylie Jenner than just a taste for racy selfies. Like the other jail-bait Instagram queen, Bella is dating a significantly older dude , so she's off the market (and probably in need of some parental supervision), but hey – the rules are different for famous teens. For example, if you were ogling an 18-year-old non-celeb, you'd be asking for a face full of pepper spray, but as of today – Bella is fair game. Ogle away! 1. Bella Thorne: Red, Hot Bella is definitely committed to a color scheme here. She might be Instagram’s most popular ginger. 2. Bella Thorne Bikini Photo Bella Thorne in a bikini. Is there really anything else that needs to be said? 3. Bella Thorne: Pretty in Pink Bella Thorne looks cold and hot at the same time. The dude in the winter jacket behind her gives you an idea of just how committed she is to looking her best at all times. 4. Bella Thorne Butt Photo Bella certainly knows her best assets. Yes, that pun was intended. 5. Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress Bella’s fashion sense has helped her gain lots of Instagram followers. We’re guessing the male and female ones both appreciate this dress. 6. Bella Thorne: Hot on the Red Carpet Bella definitely loves the camera. As you can see, the feeling is mutual. View Slideshow
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