Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder… The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it…. So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head… The post Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chris Rock should be laughing all the way to the bank today because he just broke an impressive financial record with Netflix—and audiences will reap the benefits with endless bouts of laughter. It may be hard to believe, but it’s been eight long years since Rock did stand-up comedy. Yet with the help of a […]
Chris Rock should be laughing all the way to the bank today because he just broke a pretty impressive financial record with Netflix, and audiences will reap the benefits with endless bouts of laughter. It may be hard to believe, but it’s been eight long years since Rock did stand-up comedy, but with the help […]
Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Talk Stripping, Sex Toys And Pregnancy After a ll the controversy that resulted from Amber Rose’s debut episode of her podcast where she talked about having her first threesome, we’re curious to see what the public reaction will be to Amber’s second episode, which features her good friend Blac Chyna the woman who has become a trending topic on a near daily basis thanks in part to her relationship, pregnancy and engagement with Rob Kardashian . The episode starts mostly with Chyna revealing her pregnancy is going great and hasn’t had to deal with morning sickness, something Amber is extremely jealous of because she says she was still throwing up on the day she gave birth to her and Wiz’s son Bash. Chyna also talks about how she feels obligated to breastfeed due to her motherly instinct and learning about the benefits of having your placenta made into pills which have health benefits for both mother and child. “Just reading and knowing the pros of breast-feeding for your baby, and just recently I found out some new, cool stuff about not cutting the cord and sending your placenta; you can get these pills to take them after to make you and the baby healthy,” Chyna said. “If you notice dogs and cats, when they have their babies, they eat the placenta. You’re like, ‘No, don’t do that!’ But they do, it’s a healthy thing.” The conversation shifts to adult video which both women agree is the safest way to enjoy sex, masturbating while watching porn. Chyna and Amber also reveal they have the same favorite genre of porn — cream pies! Surprised or nah? The ladies talk sex toys as well, but Chyna reveals she isn’t using them in her current relationship. “Rob doesn’t like it! I gotta kinda sneak it sometimes. I wait till he leaves.” The ladies have a great time answering a voicemail about how to swallow without dealing with the unpleasant taste. Chyna laughs nonstop as Amber instructs the caller to either let her partner shoot his “shot” past her tastebuds straight down her throat or to treat it like a spa treatment and enjoy the benefits to the skin. The trio have a really interesting conversation toward the end of the podcast where they discuss how difficult it is to date while being high profile. “My dating pool is really small,” Amber says of her potential prospects.” Amber talks about how when she goes on public dates she is photographed by TMZ and it’s assumed she’s sleeping with people when they’re just getting to know each other. Dr. Donaghue tells Amber, “You have to go back to Philly to go on a date where there is no TMZ.” Amber’s response is, “And guess what? I’ll get robbed. I’ll pass.” Another interesting moments happened when a caller asked about whether it was okay to pursue a relationship with a guy who she discovered a friend had dated a year and a half before — however she didn’t make the discovery until after already hooking up and catching feelings! Amber advised the woman to fall back “if you and the friend are as close as me and Chyna.” Dr. Donaghue had a different opinion though. He said, “I’d like to think that if you’re truly friends, your friend would want you to explore the possibility of being happy in the new relationship, especially if you’ve moved on.” Amber chimed in that, that scenario had happened with her and Chyna before as well and that Chyna hadn’t cared but she had. Wow. We wonder which guy that was… Click HERE to listen to Amber’s Love Line podcast with Dr. Donaghue and Blac Chyna.
Seeing Elizabeth Olsen, who doesn’t really speak to my soul, but she is the hotter Olsen twin, just the less successful one thanks to not being whored out as aggressively as her sisters, but thrown into the scene when she was a little older, so she possibly grew up with a childhood reaping the benefits of being an Olsen, without the pressure that leads to drug addiction…but the again, when you’re the bootleg sister, you often times compensate for being the lesser of the three, with vagina and rebellion…if only I was a child psychologist and not just a pervert appreciating her legs and short skirt as she gets out of the car…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Trying to Look up Elizabeth Olsen’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Unlike many other young celebrities, Shailene Woodley does not consider herself a feminist. But this may be because the Divergent star fails to grasp the concept of feminism in the first place. In a recent interview with TIME magazine, Woodley explained her supposedly anti-feminist views by saying: “I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance.” “With myself, I’m very in touch with my masculine side. And I’m 50 percent feminine and 50 percent masculine, same as I think a lot of us are.” “And I think that is important to note. And also I think that if men went down and women rose to power, that wouldn’t work either. We have to have a fine balance.” Most would argue, of course, that the entire goal of feminism is to strike a balance. No one out there is pushing for women to make more than men, for example; they are pushing for equal pay for equal work. On the other side of the spectrum, Miley Cyrus sees herself as a feminist because she encourages women to be unafraid, while Courtney Stodden also says she’s a feminist because… well… … actually, we’re not entirely sure why. 13 Craziest Shailene Woodley Quotes Open Slideshow 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. View As List The second I wake up, I scream very loudly [sings to the tune of “Good Morning” from Singin’ in the Rain], “Good morning! Good morning!” And then I scream out, “Exciting day! Exciting day!” I feel like it completely sets the mood for the whole day. Shailene Woodley Permalink: The second I wake up, I scream very loudly Added: March 20, 2014 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Shailene Woodley Permalink: I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Added: March 20, 2014 2. Giving the vadge some Vitamin D On how to avoid gynecological problems. Some movies have made me laugh, but I’ve never thought, ‘Wow, if it weren’t for that movie, I’d be a different person.’ Except Pocahontas. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Except Pocahontas. Added: March 20, 2014 3. Except Pocahontas. On movies that changed her life. You can do something called ‘oil pulling’ where you swish coconut or sesame oil in your mouth when you wake up and spit it out. It’s amazing! It really makes your teeth whiter, because the plaque on your teeth is not water soluble, it’s fat-soluble. So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Shailene Woodley Permalink: So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Added: March 20, 2014 4. Oil works in your mouth On how to whiten your teeth. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Finding seeds, planting seeds, watching them grow, harvesting the fruits, cooking the fruits, eating them, seeing how my body reacts, and even digesting. Shailene Woodley Permalink: If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Added: March 20, 2014 5. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. On her life if she wasn’t acting. Shailene Woodley: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. cells working their magic and re-weaving the web of skin :)))))))) Permalink: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. Added: March 20, 2014 6. Humbled and amazed by … Tweeting deep thougths about skin. Teenagers are so smart. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Added: March 20, 2014 7. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. On getting dumber with age. The world Aloha, if you break it down, means breath and spirit, so when Hawaiians say Aloha, they are not only saying hello or goodbye. They are saying, ‘I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine.’ Shailene Woodley Permalink: I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. Added: March 20, 2014 8. I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. On the word ‘Aloha’. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll, which shocks me because that’s what I revolve my life around, but then it shocks them that I know nothing about a big designer, or director, or producer. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll Added: March 20, 2014 9. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll On how she might secretly be a plant. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Added: March 20, 2014 10. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. On where she gets medical advice. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day lives. Shailene Woodley Permalink: It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… Added: March 20, 2014 11. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… On her inner child. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. Added: March 20, 2014 12. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. On where to get the best cheese. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene Woodley Permalink: gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Added: March 20, 2014 13. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene’s Twitter bio.
It’s Divergent week! Let’s celebrate the release of the post-apocalyptic teen drama by rounding up some of the craziest things Shailene Woodley has said during her many recent interviews. From sun-tanning her vagina to eating clay, Shailene has a lot of, uh, INTERESTING habits. I suspect if we DID all live in a destroyed future-Chicago Shailene would either survive way longer than any of us (foraging for food! making her own cheese!) or she’d be the first one killed (sharing her aloha soul with the wrong people sounds dangerous). Maybe we should have seen this coming – after all, she is Divergent . Read 13 of her craziest quotes below and see what we mean: 13 Craziest Shailene Woodley Quotes Open Slideshow 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. View As List The second I wake up, I scream very loudly [sings to the tune of “Good Morning” from Singin’ in the Rain], “Good morning! Good morning!” And then I scream out, “Exciting day! Exciting day!” I feel like it completely sets the mood for the whole day. Shailene Woodley Permalink: The second I wake up, I scream very loudly Added: March 20, 2014 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Shailene Woodley Permalink: I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Added: March 20, 2014 2. Giving the vadge some Vitamin D On how to avoid gynecological problems. Some movies have made me laugh, but I’ve never thought, ‘Wow, if it weren’t for that movie, I’d be a different person.’ Except Pocahontas. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Except Pocahontas. Added: March 20, 2014 3. Except Pocahontas. On movies that changed her life. You can do something called ‘oil pulling’ where you swish coconut or sesame oil in your mouth when you wake up and spit it out. It’s amazing! It really makes your teeth whiter, because the plaque on your teeth is not water soluble, it’s fat-soluble. So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Shailene Woodley Permalink: So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Added: March 20, 2014 4. Oil works in your mouth On how to whiten your teeth. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Finding seeds, planting seeds, watching them grow, harvesting the fruits, cooking the fruits, eating them, seeing how my body reacts, and even digesting. Shailene Woodley Permalink: If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Added: March 20, 2014 5. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. On her life if she wasn’t acting. Shailene Woodley: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. cells working their magic and re-weaving the web of skin :)))))))) Permalink: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. Added: March 20, 2014 6. Humbled and amazed by … Tweeting deep thougths about skin. Teenagers are so smart. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Added: March 20, 2014 7. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. On getting dumber with age. The world Aloha, if you break it down, means breath and spirit, so when Hawaiians say Aloha, they are not only saying hello or goodbye. They are saying, ‘I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine.’ Shailene Woodley Permalink: I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. Added: March 20, 2014 8. I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. On the word ‘Aloha’. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll, which shocks me because that’s what I revolve my life around, but then it shocks them that I know nothing about a big designer, or director, or producer. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll Added: March 20, 2014 9. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll On how she might secretly be a plant. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Added: March 20, 2014 10. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. On where she gets medical advice. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day lives. Shailene Woodley Permalink: It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… Added: March 20, 2014 11. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… On her inner child. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. Added: March 20, 2014 12. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. On where to get the best cheese. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene Woodley Permalink: gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Added: March 20, 2014 13. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene’s Twitter bio.
Most Googled Women In The World Whenever you want to look at your favorite women, all you have to do is hit up Google . Apparently, people have gotten that memo and just won’t stop Googling. These 10 women reaped the benefits and are the 10 most Googled women of the year. Drinking game: take a shot for each Black woman on the list. See how sober you are…
2 Chainz is bout that freaky life. Rapper 2 Chainz Wants To Make Freaky Flick According to Toronto Sun: Rapper 2 Chainz is considering releasing a freaky flick to make some extra cash. 2 Chainz, whose real name is Tauheed Epps, is hoping the venture will make him a very rich man and make sure all his future mistakes are covered financially. He tells Playboy magazine, “I want to put out a freaky flick in the next five to 10 years and reap all the benefits in case I spend my hard-earned rap money doing boneheaded activities.” And 2 Chainz already has an idea of who he’d like to join him in bed for his freaky flick: “I hate to say this, but I think Iggy Azalea’s dope.” He also wouldn’t be opposed to romancing his ‘Beez In The Trap’ collaborator Nicki Minaj: “Yeah, I’d do that.” Would you pay to see a 2 Chainz freaky flick?
