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Megan Fox Must Be Pregnant of the Day

Maybe it is herpes. Maybe it is suicide thanks to her career being over. Or maybe it’s the next best thing to an STD that sticks with you for life that isn’t deadly, but might as well be cuz your life is pretty much over once it’s too late to get a Third Trimester abortion….cuz shit is illegal in America and you don’t trust the medical system in China…. And here’s Megan Fox in pregnant chick pants with a fatter ass that even the security guard was confused about now that she doesn’t have to work anymore cuz she’s recently married to a man with 90210 residual checks because no one wants a kid out of wedlock, except maybe the black chick down the hall, but that bitch is just seriously fertile… That’s not to say she is pregnant, but it is to say it wouldn’t be that much of a stretch since she’s got pretty much nothing else going on and the timing would make sense…ya heard Megan Fox Lawyers who have nothing better to do that to sue me for saying she’s pregnant, since there aren’t many contracts to read… Pics via Fame

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Jessica Simpson’s Belly of the Day

I’m thinking Jessica Simpson finally found a sperm donor cuz this kind of body is one that must be pregnant, that or she’s just pregnant on BBQ, making it unfortunate that she’s a white Christian girl from the south who isn’t culturally allowed to date black dudes, cuz I know black would be all over this, paritially cuz black guys are into fat white chicks, especially when they are blonde,they also love BBQ as much as she does, they also love gangster living and with her money, they can afford the Bentley, the mansion, the cognac and the strippers they can convince her she wants in her living room at all times, provided he tells her that he loves her to make her feel wanted when she’s not too busy eating, but more importantly, black dudes are real fucking fertile and that’s good enough to show Ashlee she’s not the only Simpson sister with a uterus, and who really cares, cuz she looks disgusting, and is just proof the American philosophy that Bigger is Better in this patriotic time of year, is not actual fact and doesn’t apply to all things…. Pics via Fame

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Will.i.am Uses iPad to Smash Crime Wave

Filed under: will.i.am , Black Eyed Peas , Celebrity Justice , Budweiser Select 55 Will.i.am went on a furious hunt for justice after some scumbag broke into his Bentley last week and now cops say Will’s detective work — aided by his iPad — may have brought down a one-man crime wave. As TMZ first reported, some bad guy made off with… Read more

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Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

I know that most of you have no idea who this Jenna Bentley chick is, alright so I don’t have a clue either, but she’s just barely managed to stuff her tig old bitties into a little swimsuit so the least I could do was post them for you perverts. Apparently she’s a Playboy model, I think we figured that one out, and she’s playing in some rough waves that seem determined to release those funbags for all to see. well done ocean.

NBA Star Arrested for DUI in Miami Beach

Filed under: TMZ Sports Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright was arrested in Miami Beach last night after cops say he was driving his 2005 Bentley under the influence of alcohol.According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wright was pulled over at 3:37 AM after cops say he … Permalink

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Fonzworth Bentley Talks ‘Heavy’ New Song ‘Fireside Chat’

‘I did this song for Black History Month,’ Atlanta MC says of the track. By Shaheem Reid Fonzworth Bentley Photo: MTV Fonzworth Bentley says “knowledge is the new currency” — he wanted to get rebellious and deep on his new song and video “Fireside Chat.” President Franklin D. Roosevelt delivered his fireside chats to the country in the ’30s and ’40s; Bentley’s “Fireside Chat” talks to the hip-hop community. “It’s kinda heavy for some heads,” Bentley said. “Some kids, it’s gonna be heavy for them. They don’t wanna be reminded they have a responsibility.” Bentley’s song stresses education and community responsibility and calls for more substantial hip-hop music. The video shows montages of images ranging from lynchings of young black men, Rosa Parks and Rush Limbaugh up to the protest in the wake of the Sean Bell shooting. “I did this song for Black History Month and possibly for my EP,” Bentley explained. “Originally I wanted to put it out at the top of Black History Month. I was thinking through things. I was like, Black History Month — first of all, it’s the shortest month. Second of all, we’re gung-ho the first couple of weeks, then towards the end, you don’t hear nothing. Have you heard anything about Black History Month this week? Not at all. I just think that, ultimately for us, in this generation, it’s a time to really reflect and learn something new about yourself. I said if we could just do that, I think that you would be doing yourself a good service. If learn about yourself, you’re going to do what it is you’re supposed to do. You’ll understand you’re standing on the shoulders of somebody else. “The piece was basically a fireside chat to African-Americans, but it was to also hip-hop. Hip-hop was a completely new genre of music. It’s like someone saying, ‘Go home and create a completely new genre of music.’ What? We created a completely new genre of music that is beautiful, ultimately to express ourselves about what was going on in our communities because we didn’t feel we had a voice … we said things to empower the community. To me, that has been missed. The most important words in that piece to me is ‘There’s a lot of folks that die for these rights/ We act like we don’t know it,’ which is at the beginning. Then at the end it is ‘These stripes and stars used to evoke better bars.’ That’s not deniable.” Fonz says he has more inspiring songs in his vaults. “Oh yeah. I went to [Morehouse College], the same school as Martin Luther King Jr,” he said. “I went to the same school as Spike Lee. I went to the same school and Maynard Jackson, the first African-American mayor of Atlanta.” Bentley, signed to Kanye West’s G.O.O.D. Music label, said he plans to work with ‘Ye in Hawaii very soon. He’s putting The Cool Outrageous Fingerprint EP this summer and his full-length C.O.L.O.R.S. is due later this year. Related Artists Fonzworth Bentley

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Jen Aniston Goes Cruisin’ in Style

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Jennifer Aniston , Party All The Time , Ride Me Jennifer Aniston took her expensive gun metal gray Bentley out for a luxurious spin in L.A. on Monday.Move over J.Lo, there’s a new Jenny from the block. See Also Jen & Gerard — Bottoms Up in Mexico … Permalink

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Second, Even Fancier Car Found at Sheen Mercedes Wreck Site

The site where Charlie Sheen’s mangled Mercedes was found is turning into a regular junkyard. Los Angeles police confirm that another car, a dark gray Bentley, was found way, way off..

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Car Thieves May be Caught on Tape

The eye in the sky may be the key to the mysterious Bentley at the bottom of a ravine near where Charlie Sheen’s car was found — the Bentley owners claim they have surveillance tape of the car being stolen. TMZ just contacted the owners of the ..

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Crashed Bentley Found Near Charlie Sheen Car

Filed under: Charlie Sheen A Bentley has just been found close to the place where Charlie Sheen’s car went over a cliff.It appears — like Sheen’s car — the Bentley went over the cliff on Mulholland Drive. It’s close to Charlie’s house, where his car was stolen early this …

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