It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Hardees Super Bowl girl Charlotte McKinney racks out at the beach ( egotastic.com ) Paulina is our newest Canadian obsession ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Micaela Schaefer gets kinky in Berlin ( hollywoodtuna.com ) British reality star Jess Impiazzi flashes the paparazzi ( boobieblog.com ) Somebody can’t read ( doubleviking.com ) Kate Moss returns to her topless modeling roots ( thenipslip.com ) UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste poses for Playboy ( steakwood.com ) I’ve been locked on to your heart shaped nipples for a week ( fleshbot.com )
Here’s one for all you sickos out there: it’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer getting good and freaky for the premiere of some new show in the Berlin Dungeon, and getting friendly with her fellow German hotties and some props while she’s at it. And look, I know I really shouldn’t be jealous of a fake severed head , but the lucky bastard’s getting more action than I’ve seen in months. It’s just not fair! » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m guessing I’m probably one of the few perverts outside of Berlin currently following the Miss Germany 2015 pageant , but what can I say? I’m a sucker for swimsuit competitions. (And I’m betting you degenerates are too.) I’m a little disappointed they didn’t ask me to be a celebrity judge though. I mean, so what if I don’t speak a word of German? I clearly have years of experience judging women in swimsuits. And that ought to translate in any language. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike. The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC’s latest nuclear gut-bomb. Enter YouTube foodie Daym Drops: Daym Drops: Little Caesars Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Review Daym scored a $12 large ‘za (You can’t argue with that price.) and proceeded to offer some amazing insights as he dogged a few slices in the front seat of his car. “I was gonna hit the crust first, but I wanna build up the anticipation so we all know it is together,” Daym announces before proceeding to “beat up the pizza.” “This bacon is crispy!” Daym proclaims when he finally gets to the heralded crust. “Little Caesar’s has OB’ed my situation.” (A caption explains that OB = “over-baconed.”) “They’ve actually taken pieces of the regular strips of bacon and sprinkled it all over the pizza, playa!” Daym advises us to get “the 11 am pizza when they first open the door” to guarantee maximum freshness, but something about eating a pizza wrapped in bacon before noon makes us throw up in our mouths a little. Needless to say, Daym thoroughly enjoyed the now-famous BWCDD. If we had to pick a pull-quote from his review, we’d go with, “Bacon on top of bacon, and the bacon is not fakin’.” However, his joy is probably best reflected in the scene where he closes his eyes and chews orgasmically while seductive smooth jazz plays in the background. Yeah, Daym really enjoyed the pizza. And now we kinda want one. Damn you, Daym. 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items 1. Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger View Photo Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer. 2. Ramen Burger View Photo Ramen is noodles. A burger is anything but noodles. It’s unclear how these things go together. 3. Taco Bell Waffle Taco View Photo Yes, this will soon be a real thing. The Taco Bell Waffle Taco is coming to a restaurant near you. 4. Watermelon Oreos View Photo Watermelon Oreos are actually a thing! Get ’em while supplies last! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe View Photo Yes, a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe is a real thing. Go ahead and eat it… and then book a trip to the hospital. 6. Mountain Dew Cheetos View Photo In the mood for soda AND a snack? Why keep them separate?!? Down some Mountain Dew Cheetos today! 7. Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos View Photo Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are being sold in Japan. If they ever hit stores in the U.S., we may need to move to Canada. 8. Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans View Photo Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans are here! Jelly Belly has actually released these. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. McDonald’s Hamburger View Photo The McDonald’s hamburger could be worse, we suppose … but it still looks like this when it arrives on your plate, so that’s on you. 10. Domino’s Breaded Chicken Pizza View Photo Domino’s is launching its first new product since 2012: breaded chicken crust pizza, in four oddly delicious looking varieties. 11. Guy Eats 100 Peeps in 2 Minutes View Video Think it’s impossible to eat 100 Peeps in 2 minutes? Think again, people. Think again! 12. Vegetable Ice Cream View Photo Häagen-Dazs has come out with vegetable ice cream. We have absolutely no idea why. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger View Photo This is a photo of a Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger. It is actually offered as a meal at a restaurant in California. 14. Double Down Hot Dog View Photo Yes, this now exists. KFC has come out with something called the Double Down Hot Dog. It will probably kill you. 15. Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish View Photo Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish is an actual pizza for sale at Little Caesars. Take note of all the bacon at play here. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Ariana Grande continues to make a pretty strong case to take over as my new favorite pop star after this latest booty-filled performance at something called the Bambi Awards in Berlin, where according to my sources, she won an award for Best Newcomer too. And if all it takes to get Ariana to put on a booty show like this is to offer to give her a statue, I’m sure I’ve got a Little League trophy somewhere around here that I could scratch my name off of. So congratulations Ariana on winning “Participated” at the 2014 Tuna Awards. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are speaking out – with the help of scripture – in the wake of the controversy the couple recently sparked on Facebook. After posting a pictures of themselves reenacting Jessa and Ben Seewald’s kiss on Instagram, they invited married couples to submit their own kissing pics. They reportedly then deleted pictures of same-sex and interracial couples from their official page, a move that provoked serious backlash online. In response, the TLC stars posted a new message about remaining steadfast in their convictions, using a passage from the Bible to illustrate their point. Quoting Luke 6:27, they wrote, “But I say to you who hear, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.” “This is such a sweet scripture that we hold dear,” the Duggars wrote. “We will always stand for truth and the values we hold dear without compromise.” But, Jim Bob and Michelle said, “we will do so in love and kindness – treating others well even if we don’t agree with them and we will do so without hateful words.” “This verse is a reminder of how we must always carry ourselves,” they concluded of the Biblical passage, praising the “precious words from Jesus.” The Duggars’ post did not specifically mention the Facebook controversy, but the uproar and the timing make it fairly unlikely that it was a coincidence. Hey, at least they weren’t caught having sex at a wedding … arewerightpeople?? Duggar Family Marriage Tips Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls. – Michelle Duggar Permalink: Say yes to sex, even when you’re tired! Added: June 13, 2014 1. Say yes to sex, even when you’re tired! Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be… “God designed marriage to be a loving, dynamic relationship between a husband and wife for a lifetime,” they wrote with their initial photo sharing invitation. “God loves marriage and it is supposed to be full of love, joy, fun, and romance.” So long as you meet certain criteria, some of their critics quickly noted. In any case, their response today looks to have cooled the tensions for now. As always, you can watch 19 Kids and Counting online to see the family at its wholesome best, then follow THG for the latest controversy they stir up.
Sure, Kim Kardashian broke the Internet by showing the world her ginormous badonkadonk for the 4 millionth time, but she’s not the only one in the family who’s rockin’ some freakishly large body parts. Kylie Jenner’s lips seem to get bigger by the day, and at this rate, she’ll soon take over the web with her selfies just like big sis. But for now, she’s stuck with a measly 14 million Instagram followers, so she’s forced to break out the big guns when she’s not getting enough attention: Yes, Kylie’s blue hair is back! It may not seem like a big deal, but for the Kardashian family, this is like if someone decided to rebuild the Berlin Wall. Kylie’s turquoise locks were controversial, no…they were downright scandalous the first time around, and pretty much everyone in the family had an strong opinion on the matter. Here’s Kim holding sharing her thoughts on the matter just last month: Kim Kardashian Talks Beauty, Fashion Yes, that interview took place just a few weeks ago, and Kylie lost the blue streaks back in June! Like we said, it’s a big deal. No one cares when Kylie jets off to Europe with Tyga , but the girl puts some Joker highlights in her hair and everyone loses their minds ! #KardashianPriorities 25 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.
The Blacklist will be ringing in the new year with a fresh slate. Yes, we’re talking about 2015 already because The Blacklist Season 2 Episode 8 marked the 2014 finale of this strong NBC drama. Watch The Blacklist Season 2 Episode 8 Online The installment found Reddington working to find out who framed him for Berlin’s daughter’s death, while also investigating a bombing in the Soviet Union that killed 50 people. After a few twists and turns, we learned that Red’s associate Alan Fitch (Alan Alda) was actually behind the frame job. Technically, Fitch used people to do his dirty work because that’s how wealthy folks roll, but let there be no doubt: he’s the guilty party. This revelation prompted Berlin to kill Fitch… and Reddington to subsequently kill Berlin. And – bam ! – just like that, The Blacklist has dispensed of a major chunk of the plot from Seasons 1 and 2. And it’s done so in an organic, impressive manner. With the second half of The Blacklist Season 2 set to kick off on Super Bowl Sunday, we now know where things are going: Fitch’s group, known as The Fulcrum, will be going after Red. Meanwhile, Tom is on the loose. He’s more connected to Red than previously believed, as Lizzie couldn’t bring herself to kill her shady husband, which is at least true to her character. Lizzie shared a nice moment with Reddington toward the end of the hour that speaks volumes about how much closer they continue to grow. What did everyone else think of this episode? Does it leave you wanting more next year? A lot more? Go watch The Blacklist online via the video above in order to relive the fall finale and wonder exactly what may in store this February.
