“Despite [ Dark Blood director] George Sluizer’s claim that he has been communicating with River Phoenix’s family in regard to releasing River’s last film, Joaquin Phoenix and his family have not been in communication with the director nor will they participate in any way.” Bummer. That said, the Lying Dutchman is a pretty good nickname if Sluizer wants it. [ Deadline ]
Following the failure to launch of her recent film I Don’t Know How She Does It , Sarah Jessica Parker has signed on as executive producer for her newest project, in which she may star: A Fair Marriage , a film that follows a woman in a six-year marriage who “rediscovers who she is, what she is capable of and how deep her love for her family runs — by becoming someone else.” Uh-oh. This sounds like the kind of inoffensive tripe that Sarah Jessica Parker has done to death in the past five years, the quirky, but down-to-Earth romance. Since it’s pretty clear that SJP could use a push in a new direction, let’s suggest three genres for which she’s better suited — even if it means she’s zapped in the alien apocalypse.
Here’s an old version of Ginger Spice. You know what a digitial artist does for kidnapped kids so that we know what little Tommy who was taken in 1979 would look like today, only the real life version. I’m not sure why, but whatever it is that she is wearing reminds me of somehting a haggard, chain smoking, down on her luck single mother would wear to work at the local 1950’s inspired adult themed diner in the industrial part of town, where truckers go for burgers and the daily spaghetti special, a job and fate I think most people can agree was better suited for her, before luck and no gag reflex seriously changed her destiny…. Pics via Bauer
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete are reportedly putting their LA mansion up for sale. The 30-year-old Fall Out Boy rocker and wife Ashlee, 25, who have an 11-month-old son Bronx, are putting the Beverly Hills house up for sale to make room for their baby boy