While Beiber is peeing in a bucket… His girl was showing off her short stalky legs…that should probably in a pair of pants rather than shorts, but I guess all the girls are doing it and they gotta keep her relevant and accessible…so that people buy the shit she peddles, I mean that’s the whole basis of her being this high paid puppet..isn’t it? I’d still fucking the mustache off her face…she’s cute enough for me, but that’s not saying much, so are some questionable vaginas…and I’m talking questionable in terms figuring out whether they have vaginas or not just by looking at them…who cares.
Beyonce covered in glitter reminds me of those pills they sell that make your shit turn to glitter, not because she is brown in color and comparable to shit based on that reason alone, that would be racist, but because she’s something that I feel has as much to offer the world as human waste, only instead of being flushed, it has been fished out of the toilet to spread her diva cunt attitude around the world…where idiot drones celebrate her because she’s on TV… I like the think that is the message Flaunt is trying to get across..
If you got it, flaunt it. And that’s exactly what Beyonce Knowles is doing in the latest issue of Flaunt . The gorgeous and talented mother of Blue Ivy poses naked for the cover of this magazine, sparking in glitter and tantalizing fans everywhere. Ogle for yourself now: You’ll likely be staring at these Beyonce photos for awhile, but among the topics she touches on in the interview: What goes in her picnic baskets? A cozy blanket, red wine, fruit, ’90s R&B playing on my iPod. I don’t think you need much else. What kind of diet is she on? I’m okay with gluten. Sunday pizza is a must for me! What is her favorite kind of stain? Milk. What article of clothing can she not do without? A white T-shirt. What’s boring? Lack of creativity.
Roc Nation boss also teases there’s ‘room on the roster’ for Miley Cyrus in a candid sitdown with New York’s Hot 97. By Rob Markman Jay-Z and Beyonce Photo: Yosra El-Essawy/ Chime For Change/ Getty Images
I don’t know why no one has told Beyonce that she’s too old and fat for this…whether her kid was made in a surrogate or not, her posing like a import model is fucking awkward as shit… Oh right, because everyone in Beyonce’s camp, who has any access to her, to stop her from making a fool of herself is on payroll and the number one line item on their employment contract is to never doubt Beyonce, or question what she does, if anything, pretend she’s the most important and most amazing thing, otherwise you’re executed out back and no one will ask questions cuz she’s fucking Beyonce, the queen of the world… I hate her, and I hate what she’s doing here, yet I’m posting it anyway, she’s gotta me sucked in. Those thighs…damn..that’s some thickness..I guess she’s just trying to do the Rihanna.
Matthew Knowles married his girlfriend of one year this past weekend giving Beyonce a stepmom. “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” says there are many benefits…
Welcome to the Illuminati family kid Jay-Z And Beyonce Give Kim And Kanye $5000 Worth Of Gifts For Baby North West Via Yahoo! Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z reportedly bought Kanye West’s daughter $5000 in gifts. Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl named North on June 15. Apparently the singer and rapper spouses turned up at Kris Jenner’s Beverly Hills, California mansion, where the new parents are staying, with expensive presents. “Kanye is one of Jay-Z’s closest friends so he wanted to get the best gift,” a source told British newspaper The Sun. “They’ve had a girl themselves, so they know the right type of present.” The offerings allegedly included bespoke Christian Dior baby booties and a three-piece sterling silver Elsa Peretti Padova baby set with North’s name engraved on each item. The fork, spoon and cup set is said to be one of the most popular baby gifts sold by Tiffany’s. Beyoncé gave birth last January to her first child and took the youngster to meet her new friend. “They also brought their baby girl Blue Ivy to come over and meet North,” the insider continued. She’s old enough now to be really interested in babies.” Great, shoes the baby will never wear, and silverware that she will never eat from. Very thoughtful guys… According to the reports, giving birth has finally given Kim what she’s always wanted…having something in common with Beyoncé! Kim is reportedly “terrified she will never get her body back,” however the 32-year-old reality star received weight loss advice from Beyoncé on the visit. She wants to lose the 60lbs she gained while pregnant and sharing motherhood has brought them closer together. “Any bad blood between the ladies has all been brushed under the carpet now Kim’s a mom – Beyoncé was even sharing weight-loss tips with her,” the source explained. Kim’s fitness goals are said to be outlandish by friends as she wants the first 30lbs to be gone in one month. The business woman apparently wants to be back to looking good in a bikini by summer and her sisters Kourtney and Khloé are making fun of her for being hard on herself. SMFH @ Kimmy wanting to lose 30 lbs. in one month! We know she might not be that good at math, but there is no way in HELL that she is about to lose 3 lbs. per day.
