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Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day

I used to work in an office filled with what were called metrosexuals, it was the late 90s and that was a thing. They ran the gayest website of all time, I mean other than gay porn or gay content, since it was designed for the everyday man…but in all their going to the gym to shower together, while dressing in what they thought made them look GQ, getting their hair done, shaving their chests, talking about how to pick-up girls using their tactics, when really just wanting the gangbang to have an excuse to play with each other’s boners, in what was Euro homophobes, where the gayest dudes play hetero….leaving me to wonder “why do they hate gay dudes so much, when clearly they are the biggest fucking faggots around”…. Well back then, Cristiano Ronaldo, was their idol, they fucking loved this guy, they dressed like him, wanted to be him and there was no way they didn’t want to fuck them in their weird way – while he would probbaly fuck them because when he’s not pulling the Leo with models like Irina Shayk, and now Ambrosio for GQ….Euros… Here are the pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio and Cristiano Ronaldo in GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day

Nothing like a 40 year old playing an 18 year old because it is good for business…playing up the whole Christmas Spirit, with snow on her tongue doing snow angels….because this is what people want to see…a girl living the life of an Old Navy ad. She’s the new Loham redheaded hot body exploited by her parents even though she looks old enough to be a parent of an 18 year old…playing up the media while getting work…even though we all know it will come crashing down when either she gets fat from a food addiction and slower metabolism…or drug addiction where she gets to the point in cocaine where she bloats out and not thins out…which happens to all real coke heads dealing with their deep rooted problems… Fascinating analysis…when really I just want to watch her anal… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day

I am very into Daisy Lowe…I don’t really know why, there’s just something entertaining about her and her massive scenester tits..maybe it has to do with finding out that she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter well into his marriage to Gwen Stefani, furthering strain on their now dead relationship, that I’m sure Gavin Rossdale doesn’t miss because he prefers his trannies to still have their dicks… Right…. It could also have to do with her being famous for being a famous scandal, before it was cool to be famous for being the product of a famous person’s one night stand….and she’s always had the right level of daddy issues to make her naked in most of her campaigns and shoot..which may not be shocking or exciting today…since everyone gets naked for free…but that is still pretty magical.. Either way, she’s part of Love Magazine’s calendar for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas every year…and she’s glorious.. The post Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day

When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs… It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting… I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it… She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’…. But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug… The post Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Spoiler Alert!!! ‘Star Wars’ Fans Drag Gay Baller Michael Sam For Tweeting MAJOR Spoiler

Michael Sam Tweets MAJOR ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Spoiler Okay, so, you know how Star Wars: The Force Awakens is pretty much the biggest movie out, right? It’s so serious for fans of the franchise that some stayed off the Internet all together to avoid spoilers before actually seeing the sold-out film. But for the 250,000 Michael Sam Twitter followers who didn’t, the gay footballer committed a cardinal sin on Friday when he tweeted out a MAJOR movie spoiler. The tweet was later deleted and replaced with “#oops” but it was already too late for the baller. #oops — Michael Sam (@MichaelSamNFL) December 18, 2015 @MichaelSamNFL wtf is your problem dude. Weak AF. — Alexander (@real_alkami) December 18, 2015 Continue reading

Spoiler Alert!!! ‘Star Wars’ Fans Drag Gay Baller Michael Sam For Tweeting MAJOR Spoiler

Michael Sam Tweets MAJOR ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Spoiler Okay, so, you know how Star Wars: The Force Awakens is pretty much the biggest movie out, right? It’s so serious for fans of the franchise that some stayed off the Internet all together to avoid spoilers before actually seeing the sold-out film. But for the 250,000 Michael Sam Twitter followers who didn’t, the gay footballer committed a cardinal sin on Friday when he tweeted out a MAJOR movie spoiler. The tweet was later deleted and replaced with “#oops” but it was already too late for the baller. #oops — Michael Sam (@MichaelSamNFL) December 18, 2015 @MichaelSamNFL wtf is your problem dude. Weak AF. — Alexander (@real_alkami) December 18, 2015 Continue reading

Full Kanye West Oxford Guild Society Lecture~Speech (40 Mins) [Video]

Yeezy is still talking . Are you listening? Kanye West spoke to the critically acclaimed and award-winning Oxford Guild Society, Oxford’s, the UK’s and Europe’s largest and oldest professional society, dating back to 1897, on Monday 2nd March 2015 at 3pm. This was an unprecedented, history making opportunity to hear from and ask questions of such a high profile figure and was a truly exciting event and a momentous occasion at the historic Oxford University Museum of Natural History which was established in 1850. Over 5,000 students balloted for the event which was announced 16 hours before it was due to take place and Kanye had widely been described as one of the biggest speakers that Oxford and any society in the UK has seen in the past decades. This was the most oversubscribed event at Oxford in over 15 years.

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Nicki Minaj Was Simply Undeniable In 2015

Nicki Minaj had a huge year. Look back on some of her biggest moments.

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Nicki Minaj had a huge year. Look back on some of her biggest moments.

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Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW

Victoria’s Secret non-Christmas, even though Christmas is the biggest month for them, but like all good companies, is run by Jews…put out some holiday pictures featuring their new gang of girls who are overrated but will forever have the Victoria’s Secret stamp on their chest…or next to their pussy…so they don’t need to photoshop the branding out if they decide to rent these whores out to other brands… The pictures are cheesy, the outfits are cheesy, the product low quality, fast to the mall, for the masses to consume and gift, in this maybe we’ll be VS models too, at least feel like one, for our men as we explode out of these made in china things that still smell of child blood…sweat and tears… Here’s Stella, Romee, Martha….martha martha…and Elsa…the new line-up…in some real garbage.. The post Victoria’s Secret Holiday Cheesiness For Holiday of the Day Victoria’s Secret, SFW appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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