Madison Beer is alright…if you can figure out who Madison Beer is….because she’s just another one of these…girls who exists thanks to social media and a whore peddling mom – the biggest pimp of her life trying to cash the fuck in…the kind of mom who could have bought her big tits…at 15….as stage moms do…but I’m going with real and lovely to look at…no matter who the fuck she is….or what she does… The post Madison Beer is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This week, we celebrate the 25th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s MTV Unplugged. It’s one of the biggest testaments to her talent and presence — and it’s also one of her most underrated works. Of course, in the quarter-century since the record’s release, we’ve come to know a very specific version of Mariah. We hear about… Read more »
Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.
SMH They Didn’t Have To Sneak A brother On His Birthday As if Chris Brown needed any more attention, he may have taken one of the biggest L’s of 2017. While celebrating his birthday at a Houston nightclub, he was finally served the famed restraining order we’ve been hearing so much about. Karrueche Tran filed the order back in February, and after several attempts, the papers finally made it to Brown’s hands. Tran claims that Brown “told a few people that he was going to kill” her and “threatened to shoot” her. Tran also said that he punched her in the stomach and pushed her down some stairs. Damn Breezy! After hearing that, it definitely makes his latest Instagram rant about being a jealous boyfriend sound more like a cry for help. The former lovers are due in court at the end of May. This just goes to show you that consequences will always catch up to your actions, even if it’s your birthday.
Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map… Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC.. But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us. The post Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, so the film industry is making her do a bunch of media, you know because she’s a legit actress from Israel, who was really only in Fast and Furious movies, which I guess is enough to matter… Maybe she did other shit in her native land of Israel, where she did more than celebrae Passover, but also celebrated winning at life, because with her husband and baby daddy, of a 6 or 7 year old and a freshly made baby, they also sold a hotel they owned for 25 million dollars, meaning this movie shit is just for ego…you know make it while you can… People like her, maybe because she proves to you racists that Jewish people don’t all have tails and horns, and that they can be decent looking…but I find her, these photos, her look boring….sure, she’ll be the first to say it is because I am an anti-Semite, when really I just like pussy that isn’t 31 and a mom of two…. Either way, here she is in a magazine, positioned as editorial, like people care, when really it’s an ad for a movie you will all see…because someone is going to these things…it must be you… This is all I see when I see her pics – or in her Wonder Woman costume because I am not a nerd with Comic book fetishes….I see a recently shattered mom pussy. The post Gal Gadot is Boring in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know how these things go – this may or may not be Samara Weaving, even if it is her, we’ll say it’s not her, until her lawyer tells us to take down the post because it’s not her, or is her but they don’t want you to know that it is her, as nudes make careers, but they have to look like they aren’t staged….and nudes may be embarrassing – they shouldn’t be – since she is from Australia…and this seems totally Australian… I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people…. Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….an “actress” if you will and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk, being disasters – not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or maybe these pics prove she does… Australia…magical…. The post Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You really have to give it up for Leah Messer — girl has come a long way. Sure, she still has a little scandal every now and then. Every once in a while she'll get some hate for being “too thin,” or people will get angry with her for putting too much makeup on her daughters . But when you remember that not that long ago, Leah was losing custody of her twins because she was unable to get them to school on time or feed them breakfast, it doesn't seem all that bad, does it? Yes, Leah has really grown up a lot lately, and she proves that in this new Teen Mom 2 clip. In the clip, she meets up with Jeremy Calvert to exchange their daughter. Jeremy takes to opportunity to let her know about his engagement to Brooke Wehr . It's a little awkward at first — Jeremy's obviously hoping to get a big reaction from Leah — but she just tells him congratulations and that she's happy for him. Then she tells Jeremy to make sure he wants to spend the rest of his life with Brooke, since Brooke would be their kid's stepmother. It sounds a little strange at first, but hey, Leah had two failed marriages by the tender age of 23. If anyone can talk about being sure about getting hitched, it's her. She tells him to be careful since he's “a very irrational person,” and he gets angry. But we all know she's not wrong . Jeremy starts to tell her that she's irrational, and she agrees — she tells him that “we were very irrational, and that was the biggest mistake of my life.” See Leah give it to Jeremy in the clip below:
