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Katy Perry is a Sloppy Twat of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry dressed up like a piece of fucking shit, unfortunately for her, it is not because of halloween, but because she is some sloppy trash everyday of the year and no matter how often she puts on her bike shorts and pretends to go to the gym , or how many dance off’s she has on stage for her idiot friends who I wish bad things happen to, she will always be a pig of a women….she just can’t help it and it is all in the way she drags her feet when she walks. Pics via Fame

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Cops: Terminator Star’s Victim Was 17 Years Old

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives TMZ has obtained the police report from Thomas Dekker’s DUI bust in North Hollywood late last night — which states the actor hit a 17-year-old kid who was trying to ride his bike past a freeway on-ramp.

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Shemar Moore 911 Call — ‘He’s Down Flat’

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Nurse! TMZ has just obtained the 911 call made after “Criminal Minds” actor Shemar Moore was hit by a car while riding his bicycle in L.A. earlier this month.A witness placed the call — but he wasn’t sure if the actor was hit or just fell over. Moore was …

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The first-timer’s guide to participating at Burning Man

As my fellow burner Merv Swankerton always says, trying to explain Burning Man to someone who has never been, is like trying to explain color to a blind person. Burning Man is a gathering of the spicy, creative people who “come home” to Black Rock City, Nevada for one week a year to share wildly artistic creations and to play, dance and live in the moment dressed, or undressed, in whatever style suits them. Burning Man was originally created on the beaches of San Francisco before moving to the Black Rock Desert, a dried up lake bed known as the playa.

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The Pancake Machine

For a mere $3,500 you can purchase yourself the ultimate pancake machine — ChefStack literally takes all the work (and fun) out of making America's move beloved breakfast food. If it can't do shapes, I can't do robots for pancakes. Sorry, machine

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Ex-Pedophile Shares Child-Safety Tips

“If you put a girl in a sundress & french braids in front of the average pedophile, now he's gonna get an erection that will rip his bike shorts.” Classic, essential advice from an ex-pedophile on how to protect your children from sexual predators. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Anna Paquin Acting Like a 5 Year Old for the Pedophiles of the Day

For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is.

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Schwarzenegger’s Left Brain, Right Brain

Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger …. a big man with a big ride on the one hand …

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Less Gears + Bike = More Hip

The Less gears you have on your bike the hipper it is just check these photos out.

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I Want to Ride My Bicycle Doggystyle

Filed under: Critters This pitbull brings new meaning to “riding bitch.” See Also Surf’s Ruff — Pooches Hit the Pipeline … Permalink

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