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Candice Swanepoel Is Golden Delicious

Alright, that’s another tough week of celebrity blogging under my belt and what better way to finish things off than with some pictures of one of the world’s most beautiful natural phenomenon, a supermodel in a golden bikini. Here’s super hottie Candice Swanepoel modeling some sexy Victoria’s Secret swimsuits on the beach proving that if there is a God, he’s probably a dude. This chick is just perfect, I could eat off that ass, and I don’t mean something clean and sexy like sushi, I’m talking about spaghetti and meatball or bacon and eggs. Delicious. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

Candice Swanepoel Is Absolutely Perfect

I know I don’t have to tell you that Candice Swanepoel is one hell of a hottie, so when I found a buttload of pictures of her in various bikinis I had to share them with my loyal readers. I’m assuming that these are for some sort of swimsuit line, what else would they be for, but I’m using them to highlight one of the hottest women on the planet right now. she’s perfect. I was going to say I want to mount her on my wall like a trophy, but really I’d just like to mount her. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel here

Candice Swanepoel Is Pure Perfection

Like most of you, I love supermodels, they’re just so perfect, and I especially love supermodels when they’re running around on the beach in little bikinis like God intended them to. Here’s my latest favorite Candice Swanepoel shaking her adorable little money maker in a hot pink bikini. I want to butter that thing up and have it for breakfast it’s so tasty looking. Too bad I’m on a gluten free diet. Get it? Ass muscles are called glutes. Anyone? Just shut up and enjoy the show.      

A Candice Swanepoel Happy Ending

I don’t think it should come as much of a surprise that I’m finishing off the day with some sexy pictures of Candice Swanepoel hanging out in various stages of undress. Who doesn’t like half naked chicks? Here’s the supermodel in a new photoshoot for some lingerie my girlfriend will never wear for me. It’s been a long tough day of blogging so this is a nice little happy ending. Speaking of happy endings, I wonder what SookYi is doing this afternoon.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Ass on the Beach with her Billionaire of the Day

If you haven’t been keeping up on your Victoria Silvstedt news, which I am hoping you haven’t, because she is a total fucking useless whore who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years and even 10 years ago she was barely relevant, but just relevant enough to get her married mini-billionaire to fall for her, eat her out on the beach, and offer her the good life now that everyone knew about his love affair with this whore, which I am sure was her original goal, cuz working is too hard for a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hotter, better and more important than she actually is. Here she is on the beach spending homeboy’s money and pretending to be into his 5 foot 2 ass, cuz that shit pays the fucking bills….

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Victoria Silvstedt’s Ass on the Beach with her Billionaire of the Day

Courteney Cox Is Still A Cougar, For Now

While winter sets in for most of the country, Courteney Cox is hard at work filming her TV show Cougar Town in a bikini on the beach.