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Tulisa Contostavlos In Her Tight Dress

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had this Tulisa Contostavlo s chick on the site before, she’s some sort of British popstar and/or X-Factor judge or something along those lines, and she has her moments of hotness. I would say that today is just an average hotness day, I think the last few times I must have had her in a bikini because this is just… Meh. I mean, she’s alright, she’s in some nice heels and a pretty tight dress so it’s going to have to do. It’s time she take another beach vacation.

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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook brought her huge fucking tits out in a one piece bikini because her body is confusing and sometimes looks awesome half naked…and other times looks bloated and dumpy as shit…cuz she’s not in her 20s anymore and I am not even sure she’s in her 30s…..but at least she’s got a huge, ridiculous rack that she’s shown off consisently over the years, because she’s a whore who has been working towards making her big tits famous for decades, even if I prefer when HER VAGINA STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT US ….. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes is Rocking a Bikini cuz That’s What She Got Implants for of the DAy

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Arianny Celests Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some self shot bikini pics of Arianny Celeste…some UFC bitch that you’ve seen in a bikini before if you are into UFC…cuz she’s the girl in the ring in her bikini that you probably didn’t notice in a bikini because you are into UFC…the gayest sport around….because all that half naked spandex fighting is gay foreplay…so here she is trying to expand her fan base to dudes who care about tits more than they care about dick on ass combat….

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Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV…. I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter. I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach… I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam. Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy…. Pics via Bauer

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Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Busted Face of the Day

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian reads the blogs. I know she does because all fame whores do. They want to see what people are talking about and what people are saying about them because their lives are devoted to being noticed and seen. It is how they make their living and how they feed their egos. I also know she does because everyone was happy she finally showed her fat ass in a bikini because we were tired of seeing her fat chick tits and her really weird looking manly face that works nights as a urinal for black dudes….and since then, she’s been padding up and heading out and everyone is so amazed at how this booty exists, but I’m convinced there’s straps and harnesses involved, kinda like a corset can make a thick bitch look like she’s got a waist, whatever Kardashian’s got going on makes her ass look like it isn’t even fucking real…. I’m ready for this bitch to fade away, she is dull and annoys me, I just hope she passes on her ass padding to a hotter bitch, kinda like passing off the olympic torch or some shit, cuz despite how much I hate her, I can handle her as long as this ass comes out and makes appearances….but I would prefer it on a new vagina….one less diarrhea in color. Pics via Bauer

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Serena WIlliams Big Ass is on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to hate seeing Serena Williams on the beach in a bikini because I found it unnatural, scary, disgusting and a whole easter basket full of things that weren’t good, but she’s conditioned me by getting out in her bikini as much as possible so that I’m used to it, kinda like how I am used to seeing my wife’s shit covered ass so I don’t gag anymore, but what I’m sure her boyfriend still hasn’t quite got used to is how she likes to choke him out with her huge cock….but seeing her ass compared to a normal is pretty spectacular to those weird motherfuckers who are obsessed with ass so much that they don’t care what the ass is attached to so long as it is big ,but even the 300 pound dude in the pics has no idea what the fuck he’s lookin’ at, probably because she was born male but her dad modified her in the garage so that the kid would win women’s tennis, a pretty white yet lucrative sport before he broke down the boundaries and seriously took the fuck over and making himself a lot of fucking money in the process, something worth turning your kid into a monster….and here are the pics.. Pics via Bauer

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Hayden Panettiere In Tiny Pink Short Shorts

Posted on September 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any Hayden Panettiere pictures, I guess her keeper locked the dollhouse she lives in. Ha! Because she’s so little. Anyhow, here she is with her new douche doing a little hiking, trying to stay fit in her tiny pink shorts and Gap Kids tank top.

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Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

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