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Audrina Patridge’s Tightly Wrapped Goodies

Here’s Audrina Patridge at some thing last night looking slim and sexy in her tight black dress. I assume this has something to do with her new reality show coming out, because she brought the whole family including her sexy badass tattooed sister. I like that chick, she’s the one who should have her own TV show, it could be about how she gets dressed up in trashy outfits and has her way with a certain blogger while her lazy eyed sister watches. Call me.

Emma Roberts’ Long Legs In Skinny Jeans

I like this Emma Roberts bird, she keeps getting better and better looking every time I see her. I think it may have something to do with the fact that she’s getting older and starting to look more like a woman. Here she is out the other day getting coffee in a tight pair of skinny jeans and high heels. Do most women wears heels this high when they run errands? Anyhow, it’s working for me so I hope she keeps it up. Those legs go on forever.

Audrina Patridge Gives A Dog A bone

I could make a bunch of jokes about Audrina Patridge flashing her puppies, I’m not above that kind of thing, but I’m kinda hungover so I can’t really be bothered. Besides, she’s not flashing anything but that stupid rat in a dog suit. Anyhow, she’s still kinda hot and she’s wearing sexy umm, flip flops? I’ve got nothing. Is that Fran Dresher? WTF? more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton And Lily Aldridge Get Sexy Together

Here’s a gaggle of Victoria’s Secret hotties getting all close and romantic while pushing some product they want us to spend a fortune on to give our mean girlfriends for Valentine’s Day. Not going to happen ladies, Hoarders marathon and Lebanese food for this guy and his girlfriend. She loves it. Anyhow, here are supermodels Candice Swanepoel , Erin Heatherton and Lily Aldridge pushing the new line of ‘Love Me’ push up bras and lingerie. Love me is right. Pretty pretty please. more pictures of Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton And Lily Aldridge here

Audrina Patridge Gets Fashionable… Sort Of

These pictures look like Audrina Patridge is walking the runway for some fashion show, but that can’t be right, so I’m going to say that this is for a charity event of some kind. Good for her. She’s hot and all, but she’s no model. Anyhow, she still looks good, I’d hit it. But I’ve got a thing for boring beauty pageant chicks, they have such great posture, their hair always looks good and they all wear heels with their bikinis. What more could you ask for? Audrina isn’t going to win any pageants without letting those big fake boobs loose. I’m just saying.

Audrina Patridge Hides All The Good Parts

I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.

Audrina Patridge Hides All The Good Parts

I think that all these crappy celebrity blogs have ruined the art of the upskirt picture, all these chicks now know how to get out of a car without flashing their lady business all over the interweb. Who the hell wants that? Here’s Audrina Patridge hiding all the good parts from me in a short little dress the other night. Good for you princess, well done, you must be so proud that nobody got to see your vagina. At least show us your boobs. I guess I only have myself to blame… Stupid internet.

Happy Birthday, Joanna Krupa!

A few months ago, Joanna Krupa was just another beautiful super model. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But then the Polish native appeared on Dancing with the Stars , posed topless for PETA – and really drew the ire of the Catholic Church by covering her naked body with a crucifix. Krupa’s defense of this controversial ad? God agrees with me . With The Big Guy already on her side, birthday wishes from anyone else would likely pale in comparison. Still, we encourage readers to send in comments to Krupa today, as she turns 31. In the model’s honor, we’ve posted a photo montage below. It includes the aforementioned, scandalous, cross-themed nude picture…

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Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Moment

Here’s Audrina Patridge ruining what could have been a quite nice little see through moment for the two of us. Instead she feels the need to cover her delightfully fake boobs with a bra, what a prude

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Audrina Patridge’s Sleepy Hotness

Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge looking well, like she always does, kinda hot and more than a little sleepy. She’s got a good body and a nice set of fake boobs, but I just can’t get passed those lazy eyes of hers. Wake up!!! Imagine being in the middle of throwing her a hump and she constantly looks like she’s about to doze off.

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