Kaley Cuoco is in her bra and dancing because she’s made 100s of millions of dollars playing the hot chick on a nerd show, which is nice because you don’t have to be an actual hot chick to be the hot chick on a nerd show, nerds only get hot chicks when they sell their dot com empires for over 10 million dollars – the sweet spot being over 100 million dollars…. But that didn’t stop Kaley Cuoco for buying a set of tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaley Cuoco Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bebe Rexha lookin STUFFED up in this shirt, or possibly shooting the live action Muppets, where she plays Miss Piggy. FOR REAL…I don’t think any famous person besides Reese Witherspoon has ever had such a legit Miss Piggy look. I had no idea that Miss Piggy was Albanian… That said, she’s been in the scene for a decade thanks to winning some songwriter contest as a teen, getting signed, partnering up with Pete Wentz and going onto write Eminem and Rihanna’s – “The Monster” and Selena Gomez’s – “Like a Champion” but instead of taking the backseat and continuing to write for other people, where she found success…she decided to use her connections and cultivate a solo career…using those connections to piggy back off of…. So this fat girl, with a solid career, a bunch of money and a dream focused on that dream and luckily for her it finally, 10 years later, coincided with society embracing fat people and wanting fat people to be the idols we look up to…so she now exists….and with fat chicks comes fat tits and with fat tits comes you. Pervert. Even when the tits are being squeezed the fuck out like it was a crime of passion….cuz her corset’s too damn small… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bebe Rexha Stuffed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emily Meade Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude…. I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery… The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t find Kristen Bell hot. I did not watch Veronica Mars. I hated her in Sarah Marshall – but thought Kunis was amazing in it. She’s married to a low level celeb who offends me. So seeing her strategic naked for some revisiting of some bullshit that had some hype a decade ago, because hollywood is out of ideas, or just trying to milk things that already exists, raping them up the ass until they can’t walk no more kind of milking, instead of just starting a new thing, cuz the old thing has a track record and more opportunity to win… So seeing the mom I didn’t find hot a decade ago do weird nude scenes – is pretty fucking weak….I expect more out of you HOLLYWOOD…like at least try to give us boners…it pays off in the long run. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Bell Naked for Veronica Mars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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When Aubrey O’Day is not out there milking off Don Trump Jr’s name to get into the media, you know to secure some headlines, she’s doing the weirdest fucking slutty photoshoots at 35, looking like a bootleg Kardashian thanks to all the cheap an accessible cosemtic procedures that turn women into muppets…and so many women buy into that muppet look…like fucking drones…you know the same type of people who LOVED the GAP in the 90s because everyone mainstream loved the GAP in the 90s….are now treating face injections and ass injections and fat sucked out of stomach for instagram like they did the Gap…. What I am saying is that these people don’t even know what is hot, what they like, they just know what they think people like and jump in to get a piece of that pie…which in and of itself is pretty desperate and lame but you don’t need to take my word for it…just look at the pics she’s releasing…softcore middle aged instagram porn and it’s fucking weird… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Washed Out Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Monica Bellucci is still hot at 54 years old, must be all the olive oil. Natures lubrication for anal sex. I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse who was fucking the fat secretary or “receptionist” or “administrative assistant” depending on what level of fucking pussy who hates traditional gender norms…and who doesn’t call a stwardess a stewardess or a Air Waitress but instead subscribes to the non-gender specific “Flight Attendant” …shut the fuck up you Christmas Hating fuck…Yes..cuz you’re the same asshole who wishes people a Happy Holiday because you fear offending them…fuck you can offend someone by saying “I thought you were a girl” while realizing they have a dick in their panties…on your TINDER dry hump sessions…. Anyway….I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse and he’d just go on an on about fucking the fat secretary up the ass using Olive Oil…making the kind of salad he was into…shit on dick…salad… This has nothing to do with Monica Bellucci at 54…but I used to get my haircut before I gave up on life a decade ago….when Bellucci was 44 by some Italian guy…and he would just talk about her tits..and how great they are despite her age…which I guess is rare in Italy as the woman usually have full beards and are 300 pounds of Ravioli by 44….while this bitch is still someone you’d want to put your dick in her ravioli….which isn’t saying much….we’d fuck anything…including seniors at the home who have alzheimers so that no one believes them when they tell on you – so some hot busty famous Italian at 54 is a no brainer… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone. The ladder climbing and dick riding, that looked more like meat on meat grinding, cuz she plays a lesbian for attention.. You know hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…knowing they are broken and easy to manipulate all to increase her profile and pay….cuz these famous people are fucking ruthless….which means their love is as pure as it can be when both parties are narcissistic weirdos…so it works out for them…and I guess for us cuz despite being a lesbian, she doesn’t look like a lesbian, or at least like the lesbians I remember before it was trendy….and I don’t mind staring at her crotch line….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lesbian Crotch Hunting with Stella Maxwell of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
